>Lost my virginity
>Don't feel any different
Ummm. When does it take effect?
>10 years old
>no clue what sex is and barely know anything about girls
>mom's friend is an alcoholic and constantly dumps her daughter off at our house when she goes on dates and my mom is happy to look after her for some reason
>one night she asks me about me having a gf
>tell her no and that ive never had one
>she asks if she could be my girlfriend
>overwhelmed with emotions
>me being the autist that i am i couldnt process this emotion properly
>simply stand up and walk away without saying a word and ignore her
>later that night I go to brush my teeth
>I open the door to the bathroom and shes standing there with no bottoms on so i could see her bare little pussy clear as day
>say im sorry for barging in
no wait anon it's ok you can stay
>yell "GROOOOOOOS" as i slam my door shut and lock it.
>demand my mom the next morning that she cant stay over anymore becuase we got into a fight
im 27 and still a kissless virgin. who else here blew it?
Why are roasties so obsessed with Harley Quinn?
its probably something of a fantasy to them
too bad theyll never act it out, too much self respect and entitlement, every woman knows their mere existence is enough to captivate men to the point of obsession. probably has to do with jokers distant attitude, women love criminals
>someone says, "how are you?"
>he responds with anything other than "good"
How can you be THIS autistic?
What's even the point in asking how someone is then? It sounds like you don't know how to have anything other than a surface level conversation with someone.
You might as well open up with "how about the weather huh" if you don't care
Ok guys I've got a story:
>meet girl on tinder
>like her, keep meeting up
>things get intense
>find out she's been seeing someone
>get angry but keep seeing her
>don't hear from her for an entire day
>messages me at 6:00am thenext morning saying she took a bunch of sleeping pills and codeine
>make plans to hang out
>she messages saying she's having a massive panic attack, comes over later
>sleep with her
>next morning she' slistneing to a song called die young on her phone
>had plans tonight
>this morning she texts saying she was roofied the night before and just got out of hospital and is staying with a friend
>refuses to say anythign more
>i message her friend on facebook saying I htink she's suicidal and just wanted to pass along the information above
>haven't heard anything since
Did i do the right hting? I'm really not sure. I'm genuinely concerned about her though.
>tfw no kazakh bf
Borat is looking for gf, I hear.
>2017 is already more than halfway over
and then people guess
>I have had a pistol held to my skull(not by myself)
>I've been raped
r9k rate my rap and beats all made and produced by me
>Raised by a single mother
>He doesn't drink water
>cargo pants, hoodie and autism shoes
>snorts instead of laughs
>doesn't have his own car
>doesn't have his own apartment/home
>talks tough about world conflicts and MMA but is a complete pussy
>Doesn't eat pussy
>self diagnosed autistic or other mental health problems
>Actually diagnosed with autism or other mental health problems
>spouts memes irl
>likes faggot music like justin beiber or metal
I'm not even that fussy
you got to clean up your act if you want this sweet vagina boys
Just saw this on facebook. All I have to say is wow, especially in the comments sections. So many entitled roasties and simp faggots
What if that's just her son?
Also if a woman wants to serve her dude, let her. That nigger is being awfully weird just taking a picture from a distance and just imagining the context. Fucking jew.
>let's treat each other like humans irrespective of gender or sex
>muh gender roles
When your ethos is inherently contradictory, you know there's something wrong with it. Braindead virtue-signalling idiots.
Is lifting a meme for gymcels?
From time to time I lurk on /fit/ and /bb/, amount of >tfw no gf thread is something bigger than here.
Most of gymcels seems to have robots in disdain, but it seem like most of them were robots back then and they are just simply trying to burn their history.
Do you pronounce gui "Gooey" or "Gee-you-eye"?
it's an acronym
the only reason to pronounce it like it was a word was if it clearly was designed to be that way, like "GNU" - nobody is gonna say G N U when pronouncing GNU.
So yes I pronounce it G U I
I don't even like women now. I thought you guys were exaggerating. Eww.
> 23 and 1
> score hidden
It's because they got downvoted, isn't it?
Yeah, /r/askwomen is a bunch of sluts pretending to be feminists.
The rule of thumb is to upvote the sluttiest behavior and downvote any non-slutty behaviour.
There is a slightly better subreddit called /r/redpillwomen, but those tend to be a bit nutty. But better than /r/askwomen.
Ah, ah, ah. You know the rules, ragie-wagie.
How do you NEETS like your coffee?
If you're not grinding your own beans and using a french press/moka pot to make your coffee, then you're missing out. Freshly ground beans have newly released oils and caffeine
Alao robusta > arabica beans, anyday. Robusta has nearly twice the caffeine content of the latter.
*watches curiously as you humbly walk into the store to apply*