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Hey robots, and or cyborgs; I have no motivation in life, I still have feelings, and happiness, and all that, sadness too; but I have no motivation, the only reason I still get up from bed, is because my dad loves me, and I want him to be proud, and I also have pets that like me, but other than that, I'm pretty fucking hopeless in life; I'm shit at math, so I'm pretty fucked in life when it comes to anything that involves it, its not because I'm not educated, my brain is just stupid; I hate people, normal fags, SJWs, and all; I'm shit at being responsible, or taking orders; I'm shy to romantic love, so I'm never gonna get a girlfriend; I've been separated from society since I was 10, its finally been 8 years, I gone to hospital school because my mom hated my elementary school, and took the offer, hospital school helped me in infinite ways, and I'm forever thankful for it, I however was separated from society for 8 years, and for 8 years I haven't talked to anyone that wasn't 30+ years my age, I do think that I needed those 8 years of solitude, it changed me in ways I would have never of been if I had never gone though them; in 2016 a girl complemented me in walmart, that was nice, but then I remember that girls just complement random, lowblow people, for practice, still though, 8 years of not even talking to boys, atleast it was a girl, I also look almost like a 14 year old, curse my youthful genes, thats prolly why she said I was "cute"; I've been spending basicly my entire life on the internet, since 8 years ago, also haven't talked to anyone on the internet either, just to add salt upon wounds; I don't do anything, and I really can't, I live in a shit place, and the family is going though hard times, my dad and I go for quick hikes, when its nice out, but thats it, its either internet, hikes, sleep, or fap; any suggestions?
>Tl;dr: 10 year old fag gets locked in a bunker for 8 years, but luckily has an internet connection; looses hope, and motivation in life.
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bumperoniereno
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>>35499534
I honestly have very little understanding of what you're trying to convey here
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>>35499847
I don't really know either; I think I'm asking for help with motivation.
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>tfw talking to a cute 9/10 who likes me while browsing this board
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>>35499494
>likes me
You forgot to mention "as a friend"
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>>35499504
friends dont send each other nudes though
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>>35499567
>Stayed up browsing arcanine last night, spooning 100% platonically with just a friend gf after we had friendzone just two innocent pals sex 4 times
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Does pegging feel better than normal sex for the guy?
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>>35499456
Yes it feel fucking amazing
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>>35499456
Yes, but don't do it or you'll have hemorrhoids early in life.
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>>35499514
If you get hemorrhoids just get preparation h
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I'm no longer a robot, but I still feel like shit. Starting this out with my norman credentials.
I go to parties, get drunk and high. I'm no longer a virgin. Girls like me. I'm doing well in college, i dont play vidya and im a healthy weight. I have a lot of friends.
I feel like a fucking norman, but most of my days are still overtaken by this feeling of helplessness and dread. I don't let anyone know because nobody can help me.
Every girl is trash and love isn't real.
Drugs are the only way to feel good.
Nice clothes make you feel cool for a day.
Working is for living and getting high/drunk.
I wish I were a child.
Reeee at me if you will. Now that I know the other side is no greener, I may actually kill myself because there is actually no hope.
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Welcome, fellow cyborg.
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>>35500050
>>35499451
Get out normalfags. Love is real and drugs are gay
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>>35500126
shut up noob
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What are some r9k approved ASMR waifus?
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>>35499445
>posts a greasy camgirl
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>>35499445
Something off about that chick.
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fastasmr isn't too bad desu
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comfy gondola images anons ?
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samefagging
Originalio
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yee orig
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Here anons
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I think I am the oldest person to every post on 4chan. I am 86 years old. I worked as a janitor for 25 years. Before that I was a garbage man for 10. I never had a girlfriend, and have been living alone for 68 yrs. Anyone got any questions for me?
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>>35499371
Post a picture of yourself holding a piece of paper with the date and time written on it please.
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post something with timestamp
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>>35499371
I am 87,do you think I am old?
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>high I.Q
>great body
>great legs
>great everything
>innocent qt
>of hawaiian royal descent
>daughter of world's former most powerful man
why havent you fallen for Sasha yet robots?
>b-but muh pol race mixing boogey man
Your children would be guaranteed to become mostly white consisering she is light in skin
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>>35499342
Theres much cuter girls out there
>m-muh royal blood
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>>35499342
You make a fair point and I am indeed now in love
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>>35499342
>mostly white
That's mostly unacceptable, they will be just white
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whats this thread about?
origi
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>>35500316
linux copypasta dude
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>>35500419
oh? okay thanks mate
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/5z6002/the_same_people_17_m17_f_keep_trying_to_sit_with/
>robot sits alone at lunch
>school has anti-bullying assembly
>they encourage normies to go up to robots and try to "be friends"
>they keep bothering this robot and he asks reddit for how to make it stop
>everyone makes fun of him in the responses and says he is mentally ill
I hate normies so fucking much
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People who aren't robots are literally incapable of empathy.
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I sat alone during lunch too and had this same shit minus the assembly
"hey anon come sit with us :-))"
fuck off roastie cunt
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>this creepy cult like behaviour as if there's something wrong with you if you aren't a super enthusiastic outgoing cheery fuckhead
Hate normies and their narrow minds so fucking much
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>tfw no autistic bf to make me tacos and call me senorita under the moonlight
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>>35499193
>tfw no gf with friends in high places that can save me from hellfire
I want to live every second of my life.
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>>35499193
Emulz?
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Unironic cuckold here, ama
I know that the whole cuck thing became a meme and stuff, but maybe some of you are interested. I have a gf and we used to be very monogamous. It wasn't really working out very well, and so we brought in something new into our sex-life: cuckolding. I didn't even really know if I would like it, but the curiosity just killed me. She found some nice college athlete at first. We are very friendly to each other and have some common interests. I came harder than ever before when they fucked, and so I knew this lifestyle was for me. We live a pretty happy life now.
Also post here if you too enjoy this lifestyle
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When you kill yourself will you livestream it for us?
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>>35499188
My question is:
Does your gf do it for her entertainment,yours or both?Also don't you feel weird watching your gf getting satisfied by another cock?
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>>35499188
How would you feel if a fat sweaty neet neckbeard fucked your gf?
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How would your parents react if you brought home a
>white gf
>black gf
>muslim gf
>asian gf
>indian gf
>latina gf
>jewish gf
>bf
Yes I know you will never have gf, this is purely hypothetical
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>>35499109
>white gf
Probably wouldn't give a shit
>black gf
Wouldn't care.
>muslim gf
Wouldn't like a nazghul, but otherwise wouldn't care if she wasn't insane about it.
>asian gf
Would probably make inappropriate asian jokes within five minutes. "I ride your girrfrien a rot!"
>indian gf
Dot or how, wouldn't matter.
>latina gf
If she wasn't a Chola she wouldn't care.
>jewish gf
Unironically disappointed. She doesn't like jews.
>bf
Shocked, but otherwise fine with it.
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>>35499109
Mom would like the Jewish girlfriend and throw a shortest over the boyfriend
Dad wouldn't care either way
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Mulatto here
They wouldn't say it, but they would probably think
>>white gf
That would be okay
>>black gf
That would also be okay
>>muslim gf
That depends on how muslim she is. If she would wear a headscarf, yeah it would be pretty weird and my mom and my sister would probably make fun of her. My dad would be uncomfortable. If she is one of those muslims who just call themselves muslim while being westernized, they would not care.
>>asian gf
My family members would think I'm a fucking beta male. They wouldn't be offended or anything, but they would probably look down on our relationship in a way
>>indian gf
They would not care.
>>latina gf
Wouldn't care as well.
>>jewish gf
They wouldn't care except for my dad. He is actually anti-semitic. Personally I'm not, I wouldn't mind it at all. Some jew girls are so hot and classy.
>>bf
"I KNEW IT". Something they would think because I never bring girls home or leave my home.
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Toilet habits thread?
Who else /massiveshits/ here? Every time I poo it takes anywhere from an hour to two hours, and then at least five minutes to wipe.
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>>35499093
what do you eat all cheese and then drink a pot of coffee?
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How fat are you OP?
originalo
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>>35499110
Neither, actually! I'm not lactose intolerant, but I don't eat much dairy so when I do eat cheese it gives me the shits even worse, and I only drink coffee when I have to be up early or haven't had much sleep.
>>35499112
I'm closer to underweight than I am overweight.
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What's the longest time you have gone without sleep and what were the side effects? I'm going on 36 hours now and all I feel is joint pain. I want to hallucinate desu
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>>35499076
I stayed up for 68 hours once playing wow tbc when it was released. You're going to have to stay up for I think it's 5 days to hallucinate.
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>>35499103
>5 days
Fuck that. Though I'm sure 68 hours would've made WoW feel pretty surreal.
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Severe insomniac here. Well, used to be..
Longest i've gone is 78 hours, or just over 3 days. I was volunteering 20 hour days for an event. Very unpleasant hallucinations and increasing suicidal paranoid thoughts. Save yourself the trouble...