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This board was finally taken by normies and women.

Any place for outcasts to go that isn't wizchan?

This board is disgusting.
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>>35205229
My bump proves that this board is done.
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>>35205229
Desu, this board's been going down since 2013. A couple months back some robots here tried to fight back, i left back then, but i seems like the fights been lost.
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Wizchan only, mate.

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yo dude u still alive?
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>>35205103
>5/1/17
I think you mean 1/5/17
no wonder why the idiot was cutting
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>>35205245
it isnt may yet you retard
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>>35205245
Or maybe he didn't use the American mongoloid date structure, meaning the 5th of January.

Fuck me Amerilards that shite they're putting in your water is having a noticeable effect.

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>Tfw a muscly amazonian will never kidnap you and forcibly mate you
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>tfw no oni gf to smash my pelvis
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>>35205079
>inb4 futa posters ruin the thread with degeneracy
I just want to Dom a girl taller/bigger than me.....
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>>35205079
>tall girls only want taller Chad
>muscular girls want to be dominanted by Chad
>those that are dominant just want to dominate Chad thunder sub
It's not fair
Many species have dominant females
But humans couldn't be one of them
FUCK

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Anyone else here just depressed as fuck? Like I have so many issues I was I could fix

>Shitty college degree
>Can't get a job
>24
>Still live with my parents
>Virgin
>Socially inept
>Shitty part time job
>No friends
>Have nothing to put on my resume to sell myself to an employer
>Had a low GPA in college
>Girls don't like me
>No ambitions
>No dreams
>No future plans
>Mother thinks I'm a failure and cries because of it
>I don't have a lot of money to do shit
>Just want to play video games, watch anime, and browse the internet.


It's horrible, like I'm 24 and have no career plans. I don't know what I want to do, I have no passion or aspirations/ambitions. All I do is play video games, sit on the internet, and work a crappy part time job. My mom is like fucking depressed and having nervous breakdowns because she thinks I'm a failure. It's like I wish someone had an answer for me, like I wish there was some magical fucking place that could help me find an ambition, or desire. I'm serious guys like I just don't know what I want to do with my life, everyday is torture because my mom just cries and screams that I'm a failure and can't get a decent paying job.

I have no interest in learning any kind of fucking skills, like if I could learn to be good at something I could get maybe get a decent job because I know a trade or something but I have no interest in learning welding, plumbing, electrician, like nothing fucking interest me and it sucks.
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>>35204982
Tell your mom to fuck off unless she has some ideas for helping you, crying isn't going to fix shit
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Add shit threads to the list
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>>35204982
okay bro here's what you do. you have to do it, it'll cure you
>save as much money as possible and work like a dog for a solid 1-2 months
>get at least 2000 saved. like bare minimum
>get passport in secret
>get parents to pay for meals, stay in, don't spend any money
>they'll get happy since they think you're motivated
>spend time writing a very detailed and good note to your parents
>pick a date and STICK TO IT
>make sure you do your research and have everything planned out
>you'll need to rely on books, take your phone but don't use it
>book a 1 way flight to a foreign country, it must be on another continent, if you don't you'll not feel far enough away
>leave the note in your room under your pillow or something
>say you're headed to work but actually you're on the way to the airport.
>as the plane takes off/the very last second, tell your parents to find the note in your room
>immediately turn off phone and don't turn back on
>travel and do whatever the fuck you want for 6-12 months
>take it from there, see what happens

you'll be cured, i guarantee it.

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>Hey anon, wanna come over and watch some anime? :3
What do?
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punch her the fuck out reflexively
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Post moar originally
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>>35204977
Reply: "I'm sorry, I'm not into anime. However we can do some cunnilingus instead, if you're interested."

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ITT: We pretend we're posting in a different board

CHECK THESE DIGITS
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Eat shit and die

not original enough
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>>35204966
MOZILLA IS DRIVING SJW FIREFOX INTO THE GROUND. USE VIVALDI INSTEAD.
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>>35204966
CHART THREAD CHART THREAD CHART THREAD CHART THREAD CHART THREAD CHART THREAD CHART THREAD CHART THREAD CHART THREAD CHART THREAD CHART THREAD CHART THREAD CHART THREAD CHART THREAD CHART THREAD

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Why don't you Robots find yourself a dominant Daddy/Master to control and own you?
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>Why aren't you a fag?
Unable to. Not faggy enough.
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>>35205001
>implying you wouldn't love to submit
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>>35204936
Tried it a couple times, always quit when I visualized what I was doing from an outside perspective and became disgusted.

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Ask a cop anything.
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>>35204757
How difficult was the physical exam.
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do you arrest more niggers or white people
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>>35204757
Did ya ever kill a guy, mister ? Did ya? Did ya?

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How hard is to get an apartment? I'm 24 and I really would like to move out of my parents house, specifically because my mom is insane and driving me crazy. I looked up some apartments in my hometown and found some that are like $500 a month, my only problem is that I have about $2500-$3000 to my name and I also only work part time and make shit money. Like I'm making $600 a month and I'm just not sure if I could live in an apartment making $600 a month, but I do have my savings as well.

Also I don't know what I'd for furniture, like I have some stuff in my room at my parents house I could bring like a recliner chair, a small desk, my computer, but I really wouldn't have like furniture in terms of a sofa/loveseat, or a bed. I suppose I could just sleep on the floor with a blanket and pillow, but I know beds are expensive. I'm only asking because I've never had an apartment before, wasn't sure if it's tough to get one and stuff. I was planning on trying to call some of these apartments and see if I could look at a unit, you know like a scheduled visit or something.

I'm also considering finding a second job, that's probably what I'll end up doing anyway so if I work a second job I'd have some extra cash, but as long as I can afford rent each month then I won't really have problems.
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For safety, you'll want your rent to be about half (or less) of your gross take home pay. So if you make only 600, don't get something that's more than 300.

Generally don't worry about furnishings, that's a one time small cost. Recurring payments (like rent) is what you need to worry about.
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>>35204907
>Find an apartment with $300 rent

Does such a thing exist? The cheapest in my hometown is $500 a month, I figured I could make it work if I just budget myself and do everything cheap. And how is furnishings a one time small cost? An apartment usually doesn't come with furnishings and it can be expensive to buy stuff like that, isn't it?
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>>35204685
Use your savimgs for furniture, leave 100-200 bux a month for food(depends how much zou eat), the rest is either for rent or leave 50-100 dollars for your hobbys.

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How does anyone eat Pizza Hut, /r9k/?

>Disgustingly oily base
>Tastes like toast
>The most vomit inducing cheese
>Pizza sauce that tastes like a bag of sugar was poured into it
>Bread sticks that are like rubber

Why the FUCK would anyone spend a fortune there when they could go to Little Caesars and getting a medium pizza for 5 dollars? They have far less toppings to choose from but at least it tastes like fucking pizza.

t. person who just ate pizza hut and feels sick
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How is LC's stuffed crust pizza?
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Because no one can cut a pizza better than an emo can cut themselves at little Caesars.
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You can talk shit about the pizza but their garlic bread is the best

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>decide fuck it, I don't want to be a virgin anymore
>grind on tinder for a solid month
>find a decent looking girl, kind of ugly, kind of bogan
>she lives kind of far away
>tune her online, slowly win her over
>tells me she wants to see me,
>drives down to my college
>oh shit this is actually happening
>ask her if she's ever had an STD before, want to stay safe
>she says no
>we start making out, she asks if she can see my room
> oh shit oh shit oh shit
>we fuck like 3 times, she's kind of hairy and kind of sweaty, i don't mind
>I tell her afterwards she's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen
>after she asks me what age I lost my virginity
>17, I lie
>she thinks it's cute, says she lost hers at 15
>um, ok
>tells me she's had 16 sexual partners including me, we're only 19
>the next day she's messaging me, asking me to tell her more about myself
>I ask her to tell me something she doesn't tell anyone
>"well anon, this is kind of a big one, I wanted to tell you in person"
>"my ex boyfriend gave me herpes"
>what the fuck?
>"don't worry though, I haven't had an outbreak for a few months."
>she says she also gets cold sores
>tell her condoms don't protect against herpes, and viral shedding means you're always infectious
>she went down on me, I went down on her, unprotected
>tell her I want to die
>"ugh thanks for reminding me I'm worthless anon!! Pig"

I want to fucking die.
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>>35204288
Is that legal? She should go to jail for doing that to you
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torture her to death, write a note why, and kill yourself. only way for them to learn.
>>35204312
or what he said, take it to court
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>>35204312
Maybe
I don't want anyone to know or to involve my parents.
I thought I could reinvent myself as a normie who gets laid this year, now I'll never get laid.
I think I'll just kill myself instead.

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Hey, fembots have you ever dated a guy who was less attractive than you and bots have you ever dated a chick who was better looking than you?

If so, how did you do it, what was it like and what were people's reaction?

I make these threads to give me hope.
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>robot
>has dated

I dont think you quite get the definiton of being a robot, reddit-kun.
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>>35204315
You know what I means. Just anybody on here who has ever dated.
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youre a real quirky and zany guy whos awesome, there you go reddit cuck. go back to /r/4chan you fag

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>born into a really wealthy family
>mom and dad are only at home at 8-9pm
>I was 14 at the time
>Had the same house maid since I was 4
>She practically raised me since my parents were always at work and only spent time in weekends
>She let me be a spoiled brat
>never disciplined
>encouraged me when I cussed to my mother when I was alone
>downloading hatred _against_parents.exe
>mom and dad doesnt fire her even thought she was affecting me bad
>they thought since I loved her so much I couldn't take her leave emotionally
>She gets pregnant
>she goes on break for 6 months
>I go visit her at her house, she continues to spoil me
>my dad is barely letting me go once a month now
>I get enraged one day; have autistic spoiled kid rage
>yell at my parents for not letting me see her
>my mother tells me to sit down really calmly, surprisingly my dad is really calm too
>whatthehell.jpg
>They tell me how she stole from us all these years; money, clothes, spices etc.
>they tell how she is a bad cook, a terrible cleaner and a bitch
>they explain me how much they love me and they just couldnt tell me this so they were gonna fire her at the end of her pregnancy
>My mind breaks as I realise all the things she done to me
>I was overweight, spoiled and socially awkward because of her
>I cry for a whole day furiously, and fall unconcious of exhaustion
>wake up shivering, cry more, mommy hugs me
>my mind breaks as I experience my first growing pain
>my hands shake ever since that day
>had to learn all the life skills, discipline, social norms very late than other kids. making me an outsider.
>I got good at 16-17; social, drinking, nearly had a gf
>get existential crisis at 18
>attempt suicide, fail
>go psych ward
>start browsing 4chan
>become a robot or at least a cyborg

Now I'm 24, working as an art teacher at a local high school. I always had a thing for art and took art education major in uni. we are all gonna make it


what broke you my friends? what made you end up here tonight?
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shameful yet understandable self bump
organic comment
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Self-bump only because I took my time writing this shit
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>Raised by rich parents, couldn't ask for better parents desu.
>Got into a good business school
>Was a good kid back in high school, never smoked, drank, any of that shit
>Started smoking weed, drinking heavily, doing coke and MDMA in college
>Family moves across the country, so I cant get my Vyvanse anymore
>Flunk out of business school and start doing even more drugs
>Start my reinstatement process this year to try and get back in.
>Sent in my papers and they loved them
>They sent an email to my college email account asking for an interview
>mfw I miss the email cause I thought my college email account was unactived
>I specifically told them to contact me at my personal email which I provided with my papers
>Still miss the email, interview, and my chance to get back into college

Fuck this, I need a drink.

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people who think they're aesthetic but don't listen to indie or some fucked up shit, and don't wear good aesthetic clothes piss me off, i hope you die if you think you're aesthetic and youre just a poser
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people who have nothing interesting going for them other than the products and media they consume
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What do you mean by aesthetic?
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>>35204182
I'm in college and i have shit going for me, but I still hate poser fags who don't look good but tell me they're aesthetic and try to hang out with me ;/

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Anyone just want to have a chat? Fuck but I'm lonely and I just want a conversation.
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Sure dood

What about?
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>>35204069
Well, uh, how was your day today, I guess?
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>>35204050

What's up, my dude?
I know those feels, any hobbies?

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