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HELP
I just got a text from a phone number I don't know and it just says "hi"
What do i do it's scaring me. They have an area code from across the country so it's a small chance that they just put in the wrong number, does this person know me? Are they following me? How do you explain this?
I can't decide if I should ask who it is or just leave it, I'm beginning to believe someone is after me
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>>34975601
Tell them hello
Also post pics of your conversation
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"new phone who dis?"
state of oregonal
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>>34975601
download the app true calleror just post the number here and ill check for you, you can delete the post after
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>discovered a dark discoloration patch in my inner cheek
Welp, this is it lads. I'm going to die of cancer just when life started to turn around.
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>>34975599
Get it checked. It's probably nothing. Dont get paranoid anon
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>>34975599
God works in mysterious ways anon....
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that's probably normal, insides of cheeks are weird.
>dentist noticed scarred skin forming a line on the inside of my cheeks
>probably from sucking in my cheeks and biting without noticing
>always felt it with my tongue but thought everyone had it like the line under your cock and ballsack
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>all them times you jacked off
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>>34975548
Yea what about them? I don't feel regret and shame over the greatest of mundane shit like you
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> that first time you nut
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>>34975574
>greatest of mundane shit
hey welcome to /comfy/
no normies please.
perma link: https://discord.gg/YzC73b5
OTHER LINKS IN THIS THREAD ARE HIGGUS JEWERY
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hacking into discord channel
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I don't know what any of that is, but chess is fun. I should go on lichess more. Maybe I'll run into some robots.
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>>34975546
this discord is sexy :y
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>first nice day of the year
>i smell bonfires outside
>hear the faint hollering of Chads and laughs of stacys way off in the distance
Stupid fucking normies probably used lighter fluid or gasoline.
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>>34975520
Chill out dude, you seem upset
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As opposed to us superior robots who cook our tendies with only the bleeding edge tech of microwave ovens
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>>34975539
Microwaving tendies is the worst option
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Does anybody feel like the effort you're required to exert to live life just isn't worth the payoff?
It gets harder everyday to trudge through my routine, all with zero reward.
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>>34975451
I know how you feel. Same thing every day, nothing changes. I find myself exhausted by the early evening, and every night I struggle to fall asleep because I dread the next day. Feels pretty bad.
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>>34975620
Are we gonna make it anon? I worry about the day that I completely lose all motivation.
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>>34975724
>he hasn't lost complete motivation already
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/chad orbiter/ greentexts and feels
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Have you ever been a /Chad orbiter/?
As in you had a friend that was insanely higher up the social hierarchy than you and you were essentially just their sidekick/towelboy? And you followed them everywhere and did everything they said because you're beta. Those are the only friendships I've ever had.
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>best friend all my life since 2nd grade
>had a girlfriend pretty much as long as i knew him, near Senior year he got over relationships and fucked somebody new every week
>football star, played piano, fluent in 3 languages, parent are rich.
>we still hung out literally every day
>high school ends
>he gets accepted into fucking Harvard for being an honor student
>texts me roughly once a month, telling me to get a job so i can buy a car and travel the country to spend a few weeks with him. he wants me to bring my xbox360 so we can play halo 3 like the good ol days.
>can hardly get a job because i'm a high school dropout heroin addict who's practically homeless
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Kind of, I was higher up on the social hierarchy than most of my friends but I don't consider myself a Chad. Apparently I was also the most attractive of my friends
>Senor year
>We have an assignment where we have to go around and ask people for their height
>I get that shit done in one day
>Two of my friends waited until the day before it was due to start asking people
>They only asked people in our small circle of friends
>They both pay me $5 to ask people outside our circle
>I get both their's done within the lunch period
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>senor year
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Found this comfy photo of the town I was born and raised. I miss it.
I live in California now.
post comfy photos
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does it have to be real life anon?
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I'll dump what I have in my phone
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Are lonely and reclusive outcasts more successful than normies in any way?
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Yes they totally wipe the floor with normies in the suicide department
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99.9% no fucking way lol
maybe if you are a genius, but even then being an outgoing normie would make you more successful.
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Literally no.
We are living life the exact opposite our very genetic makeup wants us to live. We were born to fail, we will achieve nothing and leave nothing whether biologically or physically after we die.
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>tfw you check the catalog and no one else is /huskyposting/
Is this our meme?
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That feeling when no when when
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how many people are doing this? is this some new meme i missed?
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>>34975282
it is in fact the dankest new meme
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Don't call me beaner you fuckin gringo
Stay on your side of the fucking river
Don't call me beaner, fucking gringo!
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>>34975215
Spic ass dago
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>>34975215
Indio de mierda.
Bloxblox
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>>34975215
CHICANO
XAXAXAXAXA
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>tfw stupid but motivated
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>tfw stupid and unmotivated
DUHHHHH!!! DOY!!!!!
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>>34975199
Haha at least you're funny
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>>34975180
>tfw intelligent but unmotivated
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http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/02/whomst-is-the-smartest-on-4chan.html
>Over the past couple of months, a new use for Wojak has emerged in forums like 4chan and other web destinations frequented by people who consider themselves above the mainstream swill by dint of their long-standing virginity and/or affection for reactionary politics. Wojak has, in certain circles, come to exemplify channers' opinions of their own intelligence.
>Here, for instance, is a thread (archived from 4chan on 4plebs.org) kicked off by an image of Wojak with a small brain, captioned >tfw conservative. (That is: This image of Wojak with a small brain represents t[hat] f[eeling] w[hen you're] conservative.) In response, an image of Wojak with a brain so large that he can use it as an armchair has been attached with the caption >tfw you're too intelligent to be a Liberal.
what did they mean by this?
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>>34975177
>tfw to intelligent for shitty nymag articles
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>>34975177
>tfw too intelligent to read all that shit
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>>34975177
>tfw too intellinget to believe that people get paid to write articles like this
AAAAAAAAAA HOW DO I GET RID OF MY WEEABOO FRIEND HE KEEPS SENDING ME CLIPS AND PICS AND THE STORY LINE OF "CUTE " ANIME MAID DRAGON I MEAN I LOVE IT TOO BUT ITS NOT EXTREMELY ADORABLE TO TEXT ME ABOUT IT EVERY 10 SECONDS AAAAAAAA THE VOICES HURT MY HEAD I have no other friends but him. I want to commit sodoku
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whats his name i'll be his friend
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>>34975148
This scene gave me a boner
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>>34975292
ravioli ravioli don't lewd the dragon loli
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Is /soc/ our antithesis?
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>>34975118
The pic is backwards
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/soc/ and /adv/ are technically parts of /r9k/ that moot chopped off.
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Reply to this post or you will never have a 2D waifu