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How do I finally accept that I will die alone?

For some reason I'm holding on to this hope of having a family, or at the least even talking to a girl one day. My persistent mind continues to barrage me with the idea that "I'll make it some day", I don't know why, Its very saddening when I come back to.

Any advice, guys?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Z8ZfgiWQo

Based blonde woman triggers fat single wymn

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Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen,

My name is Dr. Becca Normie. After recently losing my licence to practice medicine due to some personal problems, I've decided to voluntarily treat people online. At least until I get back on my feet.

I'm a fully qualified psychiatrist and I also completed a bachelors in Psychology, so I'm capable of helping my patients from both a pharmacological and personal perspective.

Feel free to share your problems with me and I'll do my best to help you. My specialty is high functioning autism in adolescent and early twenties males but I have a broad range of professional interests.

Hope to you hear from you soon,

Dr. Normie

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>tfw i missed the oportunity of get a qt gf because the lack of social skills

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>wake up
>visit 4ch
>check out r9k
>close r9k
>reopen r9k

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Would you lose your virginity to an Eskimo girl?

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>NEET
>landlord calls plumber to fix sink
>awkward because hes here and I have a smol apartment
>dont want them to know im on autism bux and a NEET
>http://hackertyper.com/ and punch random keys so it looks like im a l33t haxx0r working from home

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post rooms
rate rooms
my room
post your room

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>it's been two months since i started to become more and more intrigued and infatuated by this barely legal looking jewish schoolgirl that i see every single day on my morning commute, we always sit in the same opposing seats

>i literally can't get her out of my head, her deep dark blue eyes, her eyebrows, her hair, the way she tries to sneak a look thinking i'm not trying to do the same, the way she's starting to throw me a little smile, her simple black pleated dress, her dark thights and her stan smiths

>all I can think about is taking her virginity, slowly corrupting her, getting her to the point where she's trying to choke me with her soft little hands, her trembling voice calling me a filthy fucking goyim

What do I do about this feel ?

>pic related what she looks like, except brown hair and blue eyes

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6GuyKmibR8

hello robots

are you ready to move zig

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Post your recent fuck up stories here. I'll start:

>at a party with friends
>a girl approaches me
>damn she's beautiful
>she tells me that she knows me from another party, asks me if i remember her
>i don't
>she goes away
>mfw i couldn't say to her that i remember her even if i actually don't

>inb4 i'm a normie because sometimes i like to go out

She seemed so happy to see me though, i feel like i failed her and myself. The first time that a qt approaches me and i fuck up...

Hoping to see her again if i'm lucky enough to talk to her since now at least i remember her face.

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>post in thread
>it dies

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME!?!?!?

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>I remember the first dance that I went to. I hadn't been dancing for three or four years while I was at Los Alamos; I hadn't even been in society. So I went to this dance and danced as best I could, which I thought was reasonably all right. You can usually tell when somebody's dancing with you and they feel good about it.
>As we danced I would talk with the girl a little bit; she would ask me some questions about myself, and I would ask some about her. But when I wanted to dance with a girl I had danced with before, I had to look for her.
>"Would you like to dance again?"
>"No, I'm sorry; I need some air." Or, "Well, I have to go to the ladies' room" - this and that excuse, from two or three girls in a row! What was the matter with me? Was my dancing lousy? Was my personality lousy?
>I danced with another girl, and again came the usual questions: "Are you a student, or a graduate student?"
>"No, I'm a professor"
>"Oh? A professor of what?"
>"Theoretical physics."
>"I suppose you worked on the atomic bomb."
>"Yes, I was at Los Alamos during the war."
>"You're a damn liar!"
>That relieved me a great deal. It explained everything. I had been telling all the girls the simple-minded, stupid truth, and I never knew what the trouble was. It was perfectly obvious that I was being shunned by one girl after another when I did everything perfectly nice and natural and was polite, and answered the questions. Everything would look very pleasant, and the thwoop - it wouldn't work. I didn't understand it until this woman called me a liar.
>So then I tried to avoid all the questions, and it had the opposite effect: "Are you a freshman?"
>"Well, no."
>"Are you a graduate student?"
>"No"
>"What are you?"
>"I don't want to say."
>"Why won't you tell us what you are?"
>"I don't want to..." - and they'd keep talking to me!
>I ended up with two girls over at my house...

1. daily reminder that life is NOT fair
2. is the key to success playing around until jackpot?
pic related

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Does anyone play/own a small Ark PVE server and wants to play? Please leave your steam/discord and I'll add you

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Catfishing tips thread?