I was wondering about how filthy you all are while I was in the shower earlier.
I shower every morning, can't function with it despite never actually leaving my house.
How about you robots?
once a week. long enough for my crotch to get funky.
doesnt matter I dont leave the house.
>>35533535
Shower every morning.
The only time I go outside is for boxing with friends, I shower after it.
everyday during weekdays (because of school and work)
only if i'm going out on the weekends...this past weekend i just stayed home so no shower for 2 days
Last day in this house, gunna miss it
How are you all doing tonight?
I had a test today, my left toenail is coming off, and 20 minutes ago while pissing I needed to fart, and figured out I have diarrhea.
And I want to be a girl.
But who cares about that.
>>35533549
I hope your test goes well, and I hope you feel better.
Do you plan on transitioning at all?
>>35533450
Are you me from 3 months ago? I just moved.
Where are all the nice girls?
Do nice girls even exist or are they all bitches now?
>>35533204
>Do nice girls even exist or are they all bitches now?
not if you move to Japan
The type of girl you're looking for only exists if they are forced to be that way, and in most places in the world they aren't. Not anymore at least. It's just not in their biology.
>>35533204
hiding unfortunately since roasties overshadow them
but they exist believe it or not
ITT: /r9k/ writes a rap song max two words at a time
I'll start: Fat nigger
>>35533150
dr pavel im cia he wasnt alone
dumb robot
crumb doughnut
>>35533181
Hi r9k
Come stop by our nice discord and talk about robot things.
https://discord.gg/4Q952
>>35532980
This is a nice Discord.
Really friendly, vouched.
Is what they say about you true?
>>35533055
No Im germanic/slavic
Hey Anon. We're going to go see that new movie The Crow, play some Vampire: The Masquerade, and smoke some clove cigarettes tonight.
You in?
>>35532897
what? m-me? are you sure????
i mean um okay i g-guess
>>35532897
my childhood friend was like this, it was interesting in highschool. Whenever I hung out with her and her friends I stuck out like no other. They were all in line to try on clothes at this goth store and the girl working there was joking with me and she brought up how she would hate to babysit a little sister and her weird friends...People would commonly think I was her older brother/caretaker
sure as log as there is a bisexual orgy aterwards
Is Eggman really dating Pizza?!
>>35532767
Yup, eggy finally realized roasties are not worth a damn.
b-but eggy, t-that's gay!!!
>>35532767
take the blackpill, reproduction is degenerate, boipucci is ambrosia.
>tfw anti-natalism makes the most sense to me but I still fantasize about being a father
>>35532640
adoption literally is the most rational choice
>>35532683
Uh the op probably shouldn't be a parent at all. Just an assumption and wanted to throw that possibility out there.
>>35532683
They would never allow a single guy to adopt.
>32
>people my age have kids
>I still haven't kissed a girl
>still comparing yourself to others
>>35532688
in his defense at 32 it's basically unavoidable.
You relate to no one around you. Conversations will be non-existent because they have life experiences that are now impossible for you to achieve at that age.
Doubling up the issue the people you could relate to are about a decade younger or more than you, but unless you have a good amount of charm and/or looks you are just going to be that creepy old guy.
Also your 30s is when you hit the true point of no return. Your best days are gone, your health will get worse your body will start to look worse, you will look back on what you have done and then face a future of what your last 30 (or less) good healthy years are going to look like. With a spouse and/or kids this can mitigated to at least having busy plans of raising the children or someone to share those years with. But alone? It's going to feel like all you have to look forward to is to live like you did the last 30 years except without joy or pleasure, just a numb cold feeling of being alone with no person irl to relate to you. To know that life is over.
>>35532610
TFW 34 & now more interested in Stacey's daughter
Poppy is a top-tier waifu and anyone who disagrees with the statement at the beginning of this sentence is organic human trash.
>>35532381
If your not Poppy could you please spell your name for us?
>>35532381
>Poppy is a top-tier waifu and anyone who disagrees with the statement at the beginning of this sentence is organic human trash.
kys
>>35532409
*you're
>>35532417
Suicide is not funny. Suicide hurts loved ones. Suicide is ugly. Suicide is beautiful. Guns kill people. I like guns. I despise weaponry. Poppy is my waifu.
>oneitis ghosting the hell out of me
>I realize I gotta come to accept it
>take a long drive to Cincinatti to focus on something that isn't her
>take some pictures while in the car
>waste of gas but it makes me happy for a while
>put the photos on normiegram
>she likes this one
Probably no thought put into it but it makes it hard to forget her.
>>35532341
>no thought put into it
No there is thought, she is wondering what you are doing since you guys haven't been talking, and she saw a picture you posted and she liked, assuming she knows you have feelings for her she is trying to get your attention.
Don't give her attention, ghost her back until she can't handle it and is messaging you. I don't understand why no male understands this. When you ghost them back and do your own thing they always come back message you, it's only a mtter of time
shes trying to get your attention back. shes purposefully keeping you in limbo. forget about her.
>>35533194
this, she is messing with you, once she has your attention again she will have the power again and eventually ghost you again because you will seem beta to her.
Now you are in the more powerful seat, don't give her attention until she messages you, even after that make her earn the attention until you are sure shes into you, then take her out to eat or something
How would you do it, robots?
I know you've thought about it ad nauseam.
What is it? Hanging? Do you know what kind of rope?
Bleed out? Sit in the tub listening to music, sipping on your favorite drink?
I'd use a gun. I've got the funds and clean record. I don't think I'd use any kind of standard pistol though. It just doesnt seem right. I want it to be with a snub nose revolver.
I don't know why but the idea just feels more right.
>half the images for "suicide" turned up suicide girls
Fucking everything has to be about women now, doesn't it. Jesus.
Jumping off a tall building. But survivors say you regret it on the way down so I don't know.
Blast Iron Maiden from my phone, strip naked, strap a bomb vest onto my body, run into a mosque, do a reverse Akbar.
suicide by cop sounds the most fun desu, could maybe kill all the people you hate and let the cops finish you off? just a thought
>watch Emma Watson's new leaked masturbation video
>she just sticks the vibrator in and leaves it there
Please tell me that fembots aren't such basic bitch boring masturbators. Describe your technique to prove you aren't a lame ass British slag like Emma.
>>35532159
Post the video or fuck off
>>35532182
yeah no, not after the fappening, quick way to a ban.
let's just say
1. her feet are shit tier
2. her body is brick shaped beneath her clothes
3. but she has really nice, thick nipples, like pencil erasers.
>>35532159
For the life of me, I can't understand why so many men drool over Emma Watson.
No tits, no ass, no hips, and a man-hating dyke cut. She's virtually indistinguishable from a prepubescent boy.
>be me
>go into seven eleven today for pizza
>randomly see a girl
>stomach drops
>looks like the one gf I ever had
>randomly here of all places
>realise that was ten years ago
>she's too young
>try no to stare as I leave
>she even moves similar
>mfw this version of her there is a black bj belt on neck meme
>get sad that she has the genes, even the sad quiet about her, but born in a bigger city so bj belt
>get sadder because me hating redecks puts me in a paradoxical situation for ever being happy, so never going to move in bigger city
>tfw will never randomly get gf in HS like before in small town before she left to probably become a big slut too, post HS
>realise post HS, because of phones, everyone is a slut now days
>my gf was a book worm that liked sex but only was there for me
>never going to happen again
>as it is, she broke up with me, even back then
>the slut version, it wouldn't have lasted 2 years
Every thread deserves a bump anon
>>35532519
Tank yuu
>be 19
>Get first hook up and basically hold hands with this girl at a club all night
>Shits basically perfect but she mentions she doesn't want a bf
>Start texting her the next day
>Nearly instantly stops messaging me
>'Why bother' by Weezer plays
>Can easily get hook ups but not a gf
>Ride never ends
There's a girl I like at work. I think she might like me too for some reason. How do I become more than coworkers with her?
>>35531607
coming from an awkward weirdo, I am going to guess "flirting"
>>35531607
with your penis, of course.
>>35531607
Ask her out? Seems pretty straightforward