>wake up.
>look like this.
What would you do, robots?
Woah, I turned into an ugly faggot.
>>37853828
I would report you for cam whoring
Kill myself in original fashion
or just initials, feel free to give a reason why it's her
"i", is my harmful oneitis
wussup anons, im making a challenge for myself:
see, ive been jacking off a lot lately, and, i mean, A LOT. and ive looked in the mirror and now my right arm is slightly bigger than the left. so, im seeing how long i can go w/out jacking. i have a note in my iphone that ill right down "day whatever" for that day if i didnt jack. today is day 0, where i can get all my jacking out today. i suggest you try too.
just jerk off with your other hand
WHEN A BLUE EYES WHITE DEVIL TRIES TO RUIN YOUR DAY
JUST TELL THE OFAY TO GO AWAY
Why are panties so disgusting?
Why is her asshole so far up?
>>37853596
Panties are there to stop poop and pee from staining your pants, that's why they're gross.
>>37854140
huge pussy chased it away
Moving to Jacksonville for uni.
What can I expect?
anything I should know that's worth doing within two hours of it?
Is JAX white trash? moving from South Florida not looking forward to living in a southern city.
i live in a black part of jacksonville and it sucks
>>37853567
I live in a bad area of Hollywood although the black people here are super nice as opposed to North Miami, Miramar, or Pembroke Pines.
So are they civil or hood?
>>37853758
theyre hood not civil
I'm very impressionable and scared and sad all the time please help me be happy
>>37853529
jump off a bridge, all your problems are solved
>>37853529
have some sweets.
it'll make you feel better, always does so for me.
>>37853545
I'm scared of dying
>>37853579
we don't have any candy here but that does sound nice...
Hi anon, just your local HR Stacy here. I've booked a meeting to get to know you better.
Did this movie predict the future?
look up "the assemblywomen" by aristophenes and you'll see how predictable this shit is man
THE DAMN HEAT
>he enjoys cultures that aren't his own
ISHYGDDT
>tfw hate roasties to the point where my political views have become redneck tier
It didn't have to come to this
>tfw hands are getting calloused from lifting and I can't even beat off properly anymore
>Finding a job is like dating
guess im going to be homeless as well as alone,
so any anons here have experience with hobo life?
This frog is one of my favourite things.
Seriously, what is it about Pepe that's so endearingly sad, funny and great? His memes are so dank and then there's the incredibly hitting feelsy things, and there's all the funny as fuck rivalry images between him and feels guy. He just seems to work in everything he's in and PERFECTLY represents people on this board.
What is it about him that makes it work? Like he's a decade old at this point? Is it the face? The eyes that are sad? Just his kind of endearing ugliness? Tell me, /r9k/, because you betas have adopted him like no other.