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A mysterious man comes up to you and offers you three buttons to press.

>The Red Button
If you press this button you pass away in your sleep tonight peacefully and without pain

>The Blue Button
If you press this button, at some random point in the future you will die suddenly and painlessly. This could be 10 hours, 7 minutes, 20 weeks, or 50 years from when you press the button

>The Green Button
If you press this button, you pass away in your sleep tonight, but all memories of you pressing the button and knowing you'll die are gone. you will be completely unaware that this is your final sleep.
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>>36613606
red obviousIy
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>>36613606
Where's the button that gives me amazing powers I can fuck around with and die a violent death?
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wanna say red but ill go green i like suprises

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So how's the weight loss going, robots/fembots?

I'm aiming for 115 lbs, almost halfway there.
Also what do you do to lose weight? I'm just eating less than 600 calories/day. No workout cause I'm lazy and can't go outside.
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wow are you really tall
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>>36613538
No I'm 5'8 why?
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>>36613531
>165lbs on the left
>145lbs on the right

Are you some kind of wizard?

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What is the worst thing you've ever done to another person?
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>>36613460
Kill their pet and convince them it was their fault.
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>>36613460
I beat my little sister....at Xbox and then she started crying. I tried to cheer her up and then she stabbed me....with her mean, mean words and then I cried.
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Killed them in a car accident.

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I'm 24 and my mother just physically beat me up while the rest of the family held me down.
I have nobody to talk to about this, so i just wanted somebody to know.

Thanks. You can carry on now.
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>>36613440
Suck her dick m8
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>>36613440
what's the context OP?
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>>36613440
>move out OP
Is there an external factor affecting your mother to why she would beat you?

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Im gonna sleep now
goodnight guys
goodnight Aya
goodnight Salve
goodnight bignig
goodnight um Cod
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>he didn't say goodnight to me
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>>36613388
leave aya alone you sick fuck kys
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>>36613407
He said good night to people other than Aya, though. He's making progress.

>tfw Rem anon finally realizes there's people in the world besides Aya

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>there are tons of lonely anons.
>there are tons of lonely femanons.

robots or not, we're all fucked up deep down inside.
personally I'm a cyborg, and I was thinking, would a dating site especially created for anons from anon be appreciated?

Is this THE BEST idea or am I being autistic again?
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please tell me and give me some feedback, cause I really don't know. basically me and some friends were bored and thought it was worth a try. I see it as an experiment, if enough anons join, the site will stay and it will grow and much dating will be had, if not, nothing of value was lost.
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>>36613274
It looks cool, better than that gay ass yandere site we had. Could become very popular
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>mentally ill dating site
>serial killer simulator 2017
>grindr with anime
>"buying gf"
>"looking for someone to kms with"
>boipucci finder
>autistinder
i see nothing wrong with this idea

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Anyone else feel like they don't fit in with any group?
I don't fit in with normies, I don't like getting wasted, I don't like having dull fake conversations with no real goal, I don't like to watch reality tv.

I don't fit in with robots either, I'm not a complete loser sack of shit who's lost all hope and doesn't even try anymore, I don't have a 2d waifu, I'm not 100% autistic.

I'm just an average nobody.
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>I'm not a complete loser sack of shit who's lost all hope and doesn't even try anymore, I don't have a 2d waifu, I'm not 100% autistic.

Yes you are.
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>>36613266
same, I'm not a normie but I hate anime and "nerdy" things
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>>36613266
>>36613344

iktf op... voiceless.

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>been on a 4PM to 8AM wake-sleep schedule for the last several months
>have to take melatonin and concentrated chamomile tea every time before bed or else my sleep schedule becomes even more unstable

Share your sleep disorders in this thread
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Also:
>sometimes ussed to "right" myself by staying up past 8AM bedtime until the following evening
>physically can't stay wake for that long anymore because my nocturnal schedule has sapped my fortitude too much
>trapped in the hell of eternal night
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>>36613244

You can correct this with exercise. Sleeping those hours I assume you don't have a job, so getting some light cardio in (especially if you're not used to it) will make you want to sleep earlier. Set your alarm for 30 mins earlier each day and resist the temptation to stay in bed when it wakes you.

For a more powerful correction substitute cardio for HIIT and put your alarm back by an hour, you'll be clear in a week.

Good luck :)
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>>36613530
First real advice I've gotten on this. Other places assume you're only just a little off schedule and not completely fucked. Thank you anon.

I start to tear up really fast whenever I think of Aya
and I breathe in and out fast
I hate crying a lot
Aya doesnt wanna be my friend
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>>36613165
What aya are you talking about? You mean the pigeon?
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>tfw Rem actually has a serious disorder regardless of whether he's pretending or not.
No normal person puts this much effort in a ruse
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>>36613165
I have never met anyone quite like you, OP

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How do i automatically get placed on a "list"
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search for child porn on Google multiple times
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Google "How can I join ISIS"

or just visit /pol/
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>>36613163
I didn't realize Steve Carrell was as tall as he is

How do I know if I have an "orbiter"?
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>>36613114
Did you fuck him yet?
Will you ever fuck him?
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>>36613124
Oh hey sexslave truck guy. Do you have any orbiters?
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>>36613114
How do I know if I AM an orbiter?

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Outside of drugs there isn't any happiness or fulfillment, usually the opposite. I hate seeing other people, they make me spiteful and remind me how beautiful life could be. Being alone, although preferred, feels meaningless and empty. Don't want to kill myself, but wouldn't object to no longer existing. How do I get out of this? Is it possible? Is it worth the effort?
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Music helped me when I felt like you did.
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>I hate seeing other people, they make me spiteful and remind me how beautiful life could be

I know that feeling. Been stuck in a similar dilemma. Bought a gun a while ago just to have the option but haven't gotten to the point. There's always the hope that things will improve.
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>>36613131
>when I felt
How'd you get past it? I'm sure music didn't do it alone
>>36613160
Haven't seriously considered suicide for awhile. I always assumed it becomes viable once living becomes nothing more than suffering, but I don't feel true suffering, just emptiness, spite, and I guess perversion, towards porn and drugs. Really don't want to sound edgy either, just the truth.

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4 am and I fucking hate my life
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Indianabro, is that you?
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It's 3am and I hate my life

I woke up at 12am and started drinking immediately because I want to kill myself
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>>36613046
3:20 am where you from?

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hey guys i need to read a book that dose not have a movie adaptation any suggestions
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>>36613014
flashman is great
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>>36613014
In The Eyes Of The Dragon by Stephen King
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gorilla mindset by mike cernovich to be quite original with you

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Y'all realize traps eventually grow up and don't look like the sudo-fem boy fantasy you like them for now right?
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>>36612978
i hate them whatever the case.

Anway they kill themselves early enough, don't worry.
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>>36612978
Which is why I'll never date a tranny.
I wonder what goes through their head when the subject of aging comes up.
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I think the idea of a cute smol trap/femboy slowly growing into more of a man over time is arousing.

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