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I have found solace in hoarding random files from across the internet. Will this feeling fade, or will I have a way to stay entertained for the future?
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>>38213381
What kind of files OP? Media files? .sfw files? Miscellaneous files that serve only to aid a separate program and are otherwise useless alone?
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>>38213381
Have been doing the same for years, the feeling never faded and will probably last for much more
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>>38213435
It's mostly anime, vidya, and music. For example, I found a Russian site tht has a bunch of Sonic soundtracks that i've been sorting and organizing.

I have to get out of here I can't do this any more, not today, I'm not letting this place win, only 5 minutes in and I'm contemplating suicide.

Fuck you niggers
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>>38213264
>5 minutes on a board is enough to completely fuck with your head
There's a reason why you're to be 18 years of age or older to post here. You impressionable little fucks literally don't have the willpower to not buy way too deeply into anything you read on the internet. Do the world a favor and don't just contemplate it, neck yourself
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>>38213264
We're in hell OP but the real world still exists
Don't lose hope for the future
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>>38213910
>le 4chan is hell, the DARKEST PLACE ON THE INTERNET!!1
Just a few more months before summer ends...

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Unless you're addicted to fapping, no fap doesn't improve anything. If you're a NEET then there is no point. I work and only fap at least 1-2 a day.

t.guy who no fap for 3 month
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>>38213224
how many of these threads are you planning to make today
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*proceeds to make another thread based why his life sucks*
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Did you think no fap would give you super powers or make you chad? No fap is for harder erections and better orgasms, which is why I do it.

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why dont you have long hair?

i havent cut my hair for 9 months and i think i look nice, i will have a nice bun soon

my hairline is receding so i will be bald in a few years
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>>38213163
Wearing your hair in a bun is not only ugly and out of style but will also accelerate your hair loss. Long hair and balding is not a good look on anyone
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i do. grew mine out from undercut and the top is very long.
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>>38213163
Is that Saint Elliot?

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>one(1) chance at life
>total penile length of six inches(6"')
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>tfw half an inch longer
Get on my level faggot.
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>>38213162
That's average. I doubt women would care but you're probably a sperg like the rest of us anyway so it doesn't matter
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>>38213186
fuck, how can I even compete

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Can you even imagine yourself putting your penis inside a vagina?
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>>38213133
that seems a bit gay, anon
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I can but its really small so it seems pointless
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I can't imagine myself talking to a girl for more than about 5 minutes

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>history paper on the cultural significance of my last name
>only needs to be 200 words
>due 2 years from now
>haven't started it yet
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who is giving you a 2 year deadline on a 200 word paper? what the fuck is wrong with you?
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i did 2000 in a night for my engineering project , just do it already
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>>38213124

please return to reddit you newfag

I want concrete proof that virgin females exist
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>>38213105
No proof, but I went out with a 21-22 year old virgin for 4 months. Would not recommend.
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>>38213118

Whys that, story time please
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>>38213105
Put out the demand and the supply will follow.

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any other cumboys on here
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>>38213096
yo whats up little bitch
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>>38213096
>any other cumboys on here
not sure what this means but I want in
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yes hello im cumboy

do you want do the thing

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Fuck you. There are people here pushing their thirties or forties (yes they exist) who haven't went on a date with the opposite sex. You're perfectly fine for now.
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100% of those people are men.
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im living proof. 42, virgin, never had a gf, never been on a date. never had a female friend. i kissed a girl once when i was 14, thats all.
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>>38215217
Tell me your story. What wizard powers have you acquired?

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>Parents want to organise birthday party for me
>Tell them no
>Its my 21st birthday in a few months so "its happening"
>Tell them no
>Assume they understand
>Months pass
>Helping parents clean the house and buy party supplies
>So what are we celebrating anyway?
>Your birthday silly!
>Party is tomorrow
>Entire neighbourhood, extended family, family friends all invited and coming
>Try and have them cancel
>They thought I had accepted the party because I was helping clean and buy stuff for it
>Get in car
>Drive away
>on the other side of the city now
>Texts and calls exploding on phone
>use phone and phone charger to continue to shitpost
>sleep in car, nearly freeze to death
>My party is meant to be today
>phone has gotten calls and texts from parents, family etc

I think I've fucked up. Is it legal to just leave my old life behind and start again somewhere else? Do I need ID? I miss my bed. Its so cold.
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I posted that Pepe because even though he is sad he is still comfy and warm. I am sad abd cold.
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>>38213092
put paper between your clothes (any kind of paper will do, it doesn't have to be thick), it will make you nice and warm, also, try to avoid breathing cold air, use a scarf or something.
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>>38213092
oh, also, keep your head warm, that's very important.

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Roommate thread

I'm looking for a roommate. I would almost 100% prefer a female/somebody I would be comfortable living with long term. I live in Pittsburgh and I deliver pizzas. I'd like to pay $300 at most a month for rent (we can discuss this) and I think that's doable for a 1-2 bedroom apartment split between (at least) 2 people.

I am a pretty easy to live with type of person. I just hang about and I'm pretty quiet. I browse the internet (for porn) and I smoke (420) and watch cartoons (sometimes anime).

If you think this is an arrangement that sounds okay with you then kik me (dreadlocksamson), tell me about yourself, and lets get married.
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>>38213047
>would prefer a female
You realize you're on r9k right? Why would you want to live with them anyways, they're annoying roasties who'll bring back spics and niggers to fuck in the next room all while you watch fucking anime.
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>>38213247
Because I need a roommate and mostly do not enjoy men.
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>>38213047
How delusional do you have to be to think that you would pay 300 at most for rent split between two people? 3 people, maybe, 4 people, yes, but 2 people no way.

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>got a job
>resigned two days later

I'm not meant for the real world

I just want to take my car and drive at high speeds all day, but you need money even for that
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>>38213016
"Winners never quit, and quitters never win, champ. Now you march back in there, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and tell him that you still want the job."
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>>38213016
Then get a delivery job?
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>>38213127
>have to pay gas out of pocket

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B-BLACKED ppffffff HAHAHAHAHA
*inhales*
HAHAHAHAH
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>>38212968
if these images aren't supposed to draw a reaction out of someone then why are they posted all the time to mock white males?
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>>38212968
she's kinda cute. any gf is better than none
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>>38212968
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
NIGGERS ARE STEALING ALL THE NERDY QT 3.14

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>at wagecuck job
>sucks, but it's part time so I can bear the several hour work week
>talking among co-workers
>somehow the topic of work v. leisure time comes up
>say I think everyone should have ample leisure time for personal recreation, productive hobbies, studying interests, stuff like that
>everyone looks at me shocked like I said the most offensive thing ever
>everyone just kind of stands around in silence before someone stammers out, "I-I think it's important for people to work"
>no one says anything for the rest of the day
>day later, get new schedule
>have to work 10 hour shifts nearly every day
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>>38212962
be proud of working long hours anon

it's not easy, people who word them deserve to be proud
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>>38212962
Work sets you free, OP.
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>>38212962
"It's called 'hard work,' son. Stick with it, and remember to save your money for a rainy day."

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