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I have an alcohol and weed addiction
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>>34815711
>tfw only got a weed addiction
only withdrawl is 3 days of mild headache
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I have a food addiction
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>tfw on a list for a rehab
I don't know if I should actually go for it.
I'm primally addicted to booze, opiates and meth. Well I do pretty much all drugs. Ketamine and mdma is starting to become a problem.
Yall are basic bitches with your drugs.
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Hurry up and finish your breakfast, wagecuck, you don't want to be late for that job you hate. Chop chop!
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>>34815700
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO EAT BREAKFAST!
My boss says if I'm not at least half an hour early, I'm gonna have to stay late to clean the bathrooms.
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>>34815700
it is sunday you retard
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>>34815742
>Wageslaves don't work weekends
Nice fucking meme.
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white females are becoming obselete.
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yes, yeeessss, soon the white race will be extinct hehehehe good goy
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>>34815706
>soon
Kek.
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>>34815706
that's the vay to make future generation niggers intelligent
still jews plan though
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Okay lonely faggot, now you have a girlfriend. Now what? You chased this so hard and long. It's yours, you won the prize.
Now! you've got to up end your entire life style to make her stay (time to get out of mommy's house) provide for her, sexually satisfy her, align your politics with hers, accept her social circles (yes, including Jamal from work, who's just a friend you FUCKING racist) better get your ass in shape too and oh, you don't have a job? shit nigga you better be a 9-5 before the end of the month or else.
So, this is what chased so blindly for. humft!
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>>34815668
Lol that looks like my pupper
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>>34815668
well, yea, your gf makes you want to be a better person.
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>>34815668
>Now what?
Grab her butt.
So, is she a roastie?
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>>34815638
The queen of Spain, mother Theresa
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>Oh anon, I didn't hear you come in..
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>>34815638
you don't talk to her majesty like that ya focking cunt
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~brppth~
Whoa anon, sorry for queefing in your face,
Now eat it.how do we make queefposting a thing?
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>yfw you pioneered and invovated "brap" posting.
Your just another imitator, chasing my fame. FUCK OFF.
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anon doesnt even know what queefing is rofllmao
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>>34816217
stupid girl go away
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NEENNNIGH
EUGHHHH FUUUUCKKKKKKK FUCKFUCKFUCK SHITTYFUCKYSHITITITITI
EGHHHH OHHHH UGHHHHHHHHH
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>>34815568
>things republicans say when asked how Trump has immediately benefitted their lives
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SUUUUUUGH WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEE
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UGH UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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describe your life using one original world only
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>>34815563
Earthfucking robot
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>>34815563
are you going for twisted?
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unkempt
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>Children are stupid! Just look at how they act!
Nigger, I see adults throw tantrums on a daily basis.Just look at /pol/.Adults may have more life experience, but that doesn't mean that you should just start slamming 40 year olds.
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Seems to be lack of patience. No reason why it would automatically go up with age.
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>>34815534
Are you that pedofag trying a different angle?
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>>34815534
Is this an argument in favour of being a pedo?
It's funny how literally zero pedos actually know what kids are really like. Kids are retarded and naive on a whole other level, you don't even know it OP.
Because they're fucking kids. A kid will throw a tantrum for literally not even a single reason. An adult may lose their temper for trivial shit but kids will literally stamp their feet and cry for reasons not even they fully understand.
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>tfw when your heroin addicted skype friend finally dies
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I'm sorry for your loss anon, ily
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probably happened because of the heroin
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>>34815543
Not OP, but based on what evidence?
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So it finally happened. I'm a 31 year old NEET, been living with my parents without a job for the past 2 years.
My father just told me to gtfo of the house. My money ran out a few months ago so I guess i'm gonna be one of those homeless bums. How do I prepare for that? I guess I'm gonna max out my credit cards and take out the money and not pay them back.
I prefer to be a hobo than work at McDonalds or shit like that. I don't live in Trumpkistan so no nigger welfare for me.
The fuck do I do now?
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Those hobos don't fall out of the air, they have their stories.
Sounds like you're about to bolster their ranks.
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learn how to fight, because soon you'll be fighting fellow hobos in a death match for a half eaten hotdog out of the trash, NEETIE.
Hope the NEETdom was worth destroying your life lmao.
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>>34815485
How does it feel knowing that your parents no longer care whether you live or die? They have to know or at least have a feeling that you won't survive.
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>Girl doesn't want to date me
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>Leave her alone for a year
>Look up her again
>still no bf and she is sick
>send her a message that i have a gf
>she tells me that i'm mean and that she really loved me
>tell her to fuck off
fuck girls
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>>34815399
If she really loves you what would she day she doesn't want to date you?
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>>34815420
Cause she is fucking lying.
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>>34815420
Because she expects you to be more assertive. It's a test to see if you'll give up, or pursue.
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>tfw can't even get a gf in my dreams anymore
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> Almost all my dreams now involve me getting rejected.
MFW
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The last time I had an intimate encounter with a girl was in a dream I had in July 2012 where I was in some kind of gymnasium watching my childhood friends keep a basketball away from a group of girls. One of the girls came over and sat beside me on the wooden sports bench and rested her temple against my shoulder and told me her first name. I woke up soon after and spent 4 hours on facebook searching through girls with her first name until I realized how fucking retarded I was being.
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>>34815657
Can't tell which is more depressing
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Why are you still a robot?
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Having sex didn't cure my autism.
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robots are forever
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Why would I not be? It's not like I have the motivation or willpower to even begin to change my life.
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what's the most fucked up thing you've seen in real life
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a mirror
bloxxxx
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I was pretty young, but I saw the remains of a traffic accident on a highwau. A kid with a completely flattened head and blood splattered around it.
Taking car trips through Germany always had something to offer.
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>>34815300
Hey, there's something weird about that bottom right image.... I just can't wrap my head around what....