>reading pizza menu online to make sure I get everything right
>decide on the taco pizza but without the red onions it had listed
>"It doesn't come with red onions"
>"Oh, perfect haha"
>full of normal fucking onions
YOU DUMB BITCH IF I DON'T WANT RED ONIONS I OBVIOUSLY WOULDN'T WANT NORMAL ONIONS EITHER YOU GROSS FUCKING BITCH UPDATE YOUR MENU ONIONS SMELL AND TASTE LIKE SWEATY PEOPLE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU THIS COST SO MUCH MONEY
>communicate improperly (most likely with you mumbling a lot or making uncomfortable pauses in conversation) with pizza slaves
>wonder why they fucked up
Its both your faults, you must be very explicit with wagecucks, especially restaurants because theyre all on drugs
THE COMMUNICATION WAS PERFECT FAGGOT
I ASKED FOR NO RED ONIONS AND SHE SAID THERE WERE NO RED ONIONS SO ACCORDING TO THE MENU MY PIZZA SHOULD HAVE ARRIVED EXACTLY AS I WANTED IT
>Taco Pizza - Hot Wing Sauce, Taco Spice, Taco Ground Beef, Cheddar, Mozzaerella, Tomatoes, Red Onion
AND LOOK AT THAT, THEY FUCKING SPELLED MOZZARELLA WRONG
getting ur butthole licked feels good
Some girls dress like they're "asking for it" but are they really?
Do girls who dress like sluts deserve to be raped?
Girls who dress like ARE asking for it.
But they are asking for Chad
They dress like whores to attract chad.
All girls deserved to be raped, that the law of nature
their is reason why rape is the number one fantasy for women.
Nature wants us to rape and women want to get raped.
What the thing you feel like you've missed out on the most in life?
Teen love, nice trips btw
This is 100% real
>be this morning
>having dream i am eating dinner with family
>need to take out the trash
>trash can is 1 foot tall
>for some reason decide to pee in it
>damn this feels gud
>wake up cumming in my pants
>Open your window
It sucks. It just fucking sucks.
>made no friends
>never talk to anyone except in group assignments
>constant pressure from assignments
>have to sleep early and wake up early to get there on time
>anxiety doesn't stop because timetable is constantly changing
>fail that ome assignment and they call you to talk about it
>hang up. Never answer their calls and never go back
Seriously I want to know. It can't just be this "just bee yourself confidence" bullshit. When I try to approach girls in my college they just shrug me off like I'm a creep ;_;
they say the human body is 70% made out of water
what does a human look like with 0% water?
>spent my life in town of +-20k
>23, NEET since 15
If I pack my sleeping bag and tent tomorrow and just walk South what are my chances of surviving?
>neet since 15
>he dropped out of highschool
I don't understand how people can do this. Highschool is the easiest shit you'll ever do in life and it's not like you have anything actually better to do during that time
How should I kill myself, /r9k/?
I have no money and I'm not taking anyone else with me. I was thinking of jumping off of a tall parking garage some time next week. I could slit my wrists but the failure rate is too high. I wish I could use helium but I'm broke. Anyone have any (viable) more creative ideas?
It should go without saying that I'm a NEET and a diagnosed Autist. I lost everything almost two months ago. Almost all of my possessions and almost all of what friends I had. I don't qualify for the military. I showed "potential" in school and went to college two years early but things went south and I'm already a dropout at 18.
I don't really know where. I'd be paying off the bills for a psych ward for the next decade.
I can't risk surviving the assault and going to prison. Good bridge suggestion though.
>see happy couple
E V E R Y T I M E
>see happy couple
Post itt if you only have ONE SINGLE friend
>how old you
>how old they
>2006 when we both started school
>skype and sms
He's okay but he's trying hard to become a normie for the last few years and starting to find success, we don't have anything in common anymore except history but if he didn't hang out with me I'd never leave the house.
Are there some decent forums out there?
I like 4chan but I want a forum that isn't so "Anonymous"
All my fellow /nofap/ bros, how do you resist the evil temptations of fapping?
I just want to give in but I know I'll regret it