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>reading pizza menu online to make sure I get everything right
>decide on the taco pizza but without the red onions it had listed
>"It doesn't come with red onions"
>"Oh, perfect haha"
>pizza arrives
>full of normal fucking onions

YOU DUMB BITCH IF I DON'T WANT RED ONIONS I OBVIOUSLY WOULDN'T WANT NORMAL ONIONS EITHER YOU GROSS FUCKING BITCH UPDATE YOUR MENU ONIONS SMELL AND TASTE LIKE SWEATY PEOPLE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU THIS COST SO MUCH MONEY
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>>36148290

Red onions have a totally different flavor than white or yellow onions.

If you didn't want any onions, you should have said so, without specifying a type.
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>>36148290
>communicate improperly (most likely with you mumbling a lot or making uncomfortable pauses in conversation) with pizza slaves
>wonder why they fucked up
Its both your faults, you must be very explicit with wagecucks, especially restaurants because theyre all on drugs
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>>36148414
THE COMMUNICATION WAS PERFECT FAGGOT
I ASKED FOR NO RED ONIONS AND SHE SAID THERE WERE NO RED ONIONS SO ACCORDING TO THE MENU MY PIZZA SHOULD HAVE ARRIVED EXACTLY AS I WANTED IT

>Taco Pizza - Hot Wing Sauce, Taco Spice, Taco Ground Beef, Cheddar, Mozzaerella, Tomatoes, Red Onion

AND LOOK AT THAT, THEY FUCKING SPELLED MOZZARELLA WRONG

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getting ur butthole licked feels good
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>>36148228
can u Iick mine?
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>>36148228
Can confirm

>robots will never know
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>>36148328
It's a pretty cute and intimate feeling. It's sad that "robots" will never know such closeness and love.

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Some girls dress like they're "asking for it" but are they really?

Do girls who dress like sluts deserve to be raped?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12713461
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Women deserve to get raped period, don't fall for "women are equal to men" meme.
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>>36148113
Why do they dress like that? Seriously, I don't understand.
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>>36148113
Girls who dress like ARE asking for it.
But they are asking for Chad
They dress like whores to attract chad.

All girls deserved to be raped, that the law of nature
their is reason why rape is the number one fantasy for women.
Nature wants us to rape and women want to get raped.

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What the thing you feel like you've missed out on the most in life?
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>>36148111
Teen love, nice trips btw
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>>36148111
companionship and love with another human being
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Suicide. I should have done it when I was younger, before I became addicted to vices.

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This is 100% real
>be me
>be this morning
>having dream i am eating dinner with family
>need to take out the trash
>trash can is 1 foot tall
>for some reason decide to pee in it
>damn this feels gud
>too gud
>wake up cumming in my pants
>mfw
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It means that you have Down syndrome.
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>>36148092
Damn Op, sounds like you need to drink your own piss.

https://youtu.be/jXIf74a-JmE
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>>36148243
Thank you kind sir 123

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>Open your window
>See this
Wat do?
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Push her down.
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>>36148040
Push her in
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>>36148040
equip boner

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It sucks. It just fucking sucks.
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>>36148012
Why OP?
I'm procrastinating shit myself right now.
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>made no friends
>never talk to anyone except in group assignments
>constant pressure from assignments
>have to sleep early and wake up early to get there on time
>anxiety doesn't stop because timetable is constantly changing
>fail that ome assignment and they call you to talk about it
>hang up. Never answer their calls and never go back
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>>36148012
Us REAL intelligent people didn't bother with such nonsense. We became entrepreneurs and made our first million before 25.

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Seriously I want to know. It can't just be this "just bee yourself confidence" bullshit. When I try to approach girls in my college they just shrug me off like I'm a creep ;_;
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>>36148002
Just an hero already please
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>>36148002
But that guy's not ugly? But he looks like an orbiter for sure
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>>36148002
Gigguk is not ugly.
That said you are just an unlikeable cunt OP.

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they say the human body is 70% made out of water
what does a human look like with 0% water?
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>>36147971
they look dead.
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Seasoned and flavored
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>>36147971
Now that you being it up
Im curious as well
Probanly ashy as hell and shiveled like raisin

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>spent my life in town of +-20k
>23, NEET since 15
If I pack my sleeping bag and tent tomorrow and just walk South what are my chances of surviving?
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>>36147944
Depends where you live. If you're in Australia or somewhere you could end up falling off
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>>36147944
sounds like my day to day thought process lad hahah
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>neet since 15
>he dropped out of highschool
I don't understand how people can do this. Highschool is the easiest shit you'll ever do in life and it's not like you have anything actually better to do during that time

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How should I kill myself, /r9k/?

I have no money and I'm not taking anyone else with me. I was thinking of jumping off of a tall parking garage some time next week. I could slit my wrists but the failure rate is too high. I wish I could use helium but I'm broke. Anyone have any (viable) more creative ideas?

It should go without saying that I'm a NEET and a diagnosed Autist. I lost everything almost two months ago. Almost all of my possessions and almost all of what friends I had. I don't qualify for the military. I showed "potential" in school and went to college two years early but things went south and I'm already a dropout at 18.
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>>36147899
Jump off a bridge
Assault a police officer
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>>36147899
Surely there's places you could go for help?
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>>36148178
I don't really know where. I'd be paying off the bills for a psych ward for the next decade.

>>36148144
I can't risk surviving the assault and going to prison. Good bridge suggestion though.

>see happy couple
>day ruined
E V E R Y T I M E
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Tfw you can't have a gf because some neet will get mad
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>>36147786
>See people
Nope. I wasn't out in public. See, OP, you set yourself up for this.
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>>36147786
>see happy couple

Post itt if you only have ONE SINGLE friend

>how old you
>how old they
>when meet?
>how communicate
>*name optional
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>>36147661
>21
>18
>last year, around may
>Skype
>*insert female name*

No romantic feels for her, so it's pretty cool.
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>>36147661
>22
>22
>2006 when we both started school
>skype and sms
He's okay but he's trying hard to become a normie for the last few years and starting to find success, we don't have anything in common anymore except history but if he didn't hang out with me I'd never leave the house.
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>>how old you
20
>>how old they
21
>>when meet?
Like five years ago at high school
>>how communicate
We see each other a lot. Whatsapp when not.
>>*name optional
Benjamin

Are there some decent forums out there?

I like 4chan but I want a forum that isn't so "Anonymous"
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Forums are dead. The only ones that are still around are used exclusively by 10 year olds talking about their favorite games.

It's Reddit or Chan, anon. There is no salvation left.
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http://s6.zetaboards.com/babyfur/index/

'Join my forum. It is fun and exciting.'
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>>36147525
Usenet

All my fellow /nofap/ bros, how do you resist the evil temptations of fapping?

I just want to give in but I know I'll regret it
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what is the point of nofap

is there any real, measurable medical reason to do it
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>>36148864
Some people give themselves ED or weird fetishes by looking at porn.
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>>36147523
I drink so much my penis can't possibly work properly


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