https://eroshare.com/i/kjciq91v
My eyes start watering, my jaw drops open, I feel shivers all down my body and I slump a little more forward in my chair whenever she calls me a "good boy"
I'm a poor NEET, findom has never once interested me and but I still enjoy the idea of her talking down to me, she is a stupid, vapid, millennial, choker wearing whore who probably doesn't have much of an education but I still want her to talk down to me and tell me I am worthless, tell me I should kill myself and humiliate me.
What made me like this? I feel the need to apologise for being born to people after I walk past them
>What made me like this?
prob just a product of extremely low self-esteem.
bitch is hot and has a cute snatch
>>36266322
I'm tempted to set up a second bank account, feed it with a small amount, have some fake bills go out and be left over with just a 100 pounds or so that I can offer her. Not a lot to lose, but no where near my actual money.
It turned me on watching that video, I love humiliation and degradation like that.
>>36266322
>fuckin 6 minute vedo
>containing zero nudity
What the actual fuck?? I feel robbed.
I wish I had I big dick so I could fuck black women.
You blackies are so lucky...
Also
>tfw no black gf to worship
Life is suffering. SUFFERING!
That girl has at least 20% white in her.
>>36266301
I have a big dick and I fucked a black woman and it was a big inconvenience because it wouldn't fit easily.
>>36266354
One stop rule desu
>tfw you will never be an asian Chad
looks like a FF character
I prefer asian chads to all other chads to be honest.
Asians know how to raise their children properly. It's why must Asians in America are successful, well-mannered and nice people.
>>36266393
Add onto that the fact that they're so rare, that when you see one it's like seeing an irl anime character.
I mean, six foot tall charasmatic white guys are a dime a dozen, but when you see a cheng thundercock it's like, damn, shouldn't you be a socially autistic vidya obsessed manlet. How the fuck are you swimming in puss?
>Start strict 800 calorie diet
>Designate one day a week as "reward day" where I can eat as much as I want
>Somehow every day became reward day
>>36266233
It's alright fatbot, we all suffer and die evetually, whether it be from diabetes or old age. After death none of it matters
>>36266233
start eating rice with broccolli, beans, carrots and lentils. you can add any other veggie you like then throw on some of your favorite gook sauce (thick teriyaki over here) eat 2-3 bowls of that a day. you will never feel hungry ever
800 calories a day isn't enough. You should eat like 1500
How would your parents react if they came home and found you in bed with a girl?
>>36266222
Very suprised
>"you aren't gay?"
>>36266222
I'm sure they'd be relieved. This >>36267133 too.
Let's play CHADO. I'll start.
>rejected a female
That's the only one I got
Here's mine. Am I a normie?
>>36266245
Is it not obvious to you?
>tfw no saria gf
>>36266124
>tfw when you will never be able to play her song and talk to her whenever you want
>tfw no Urbosa gf
>tfw no zaria gf
I FFOOOOUND A REAAASON FOR MEEEEEE
TO CHAAANGE WHO I UUUSED TO BEEEEE
A REEEASOOON TO STAART OVER NEWWW
AAND THE REASON IS YOOOOU
I WANNA PIRATE IN THE ASS, WANNA FUCK A FUCKING PIRATE
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
>allthethingsshesaid
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
>runningthroughmyhead
THIS IS NOT
E N O U G H
>>36266106
>Your eyes keep things well hidden
>Just a hint of what you're feelin' inside
>And the first day that I met you
>I consider that the first day of my life
>Thanks to you now I know
>All my dreams can come true
>Blind Faith in you, I've got
>Blind faith in you
>And I'm not sure I deserve a women so true, >But I love that you think I do
The definition of Chad seems to vary a bit from time to time, so what is your definition of the average Chad
>>36266024
handsome guy . thats how i define it. anything else makes shit too convoluted.
Chad is having a mission and not letting anyone get in your way.
Tall, confident, handsome. It's possibly to be a manlet chad, but it's very rare. Think Zac Efron.
das it.
how to train my voice to be more gay
You can start sucking dick. The more semen in your throat, the better your voice will sound.
there's guides to it on /lgbt/
if you're lazy you can just use a voice changer like morphvox
>>36266151
What if I don't want to sound like a girl but more like a gay boy
and I mean in real life too not just online
> Guy acts shy and unconfident around girls
"lol what a beta, he'll never attract a girl with that unassertive attitude"
>Guy "fakes it till he makes it"
"lol what a tryhard, girls see through his disgusting act. He should just bee himself"
>>36265950
Faking it till you make it implies a period of failed faking but eventual success. What is being shy and unconfident going to get you? I understand people hardly have a choice, but if you did the latter option is a lot better.
So just have natural confidence, buddy. If you don't have it you are genetically inferior and shouldn't breed anyway.
>>36265950
The trick is to be yourself while also being born with a confident, assertive personality
:^)
Do normalfags actually think like this?
so my grandma has been in the hospital sick and they were talking about how she gives up easily and how her brothers whove died acted "babyish". and one of them shot himself and my uncle was just like "cheap bastard" and i asked my mom and said i dont see why him shooting himself was cheap and he had cancer, she was just like he was a big baby and i asked her if killing yourself os being a baby and she was just like "yeah".
what the fuck. and one time she was talking about one of her friends neighbors who shot himself but lived and she was just like "the fool cant even kill himself right"
anyone get mad about stuff like that? ive thought about what it would be like to survive suicide and what their reactions would be and it pisses me the hell of to inagine them cussing me out telling me im a pussy or piece of shit for trying to do it. is tgis probably how they wpuld be if they have said those kinds of things? im not gonna do it but hypothetically if i did would survival be very possible if you did it outside and you live in the suburbs neighboring a firestation? or would death be instant
>normies
>having even a shred of empathy
Pick precisely ONE (1).
>>36265967
the thing is though my parents tell me i dont have empathy but im always nice to everyone so it bugs me when i here shit like that
i think its because they think just being depressed is a choice
Unless it is is about immediate loved ones, most folks will only care that someone has to clean the mess up after a suicide.
And even loved ones are dicey with some peeps.
>tfw straight friend hugs you too tight
>>36265905
Does he know you are a homo tho
>bot
>friends
>when your friend randomly slaps your ass
Kek. This gilf wants to gobble down my cock.
I'm recently single and pretty miserable, so I think I'm actually considering it...
Would you, /r9k/?
One more for good measure.
It would be a done deal if she had big fat tits, but hmmm....
>>36265860
Do it OP you lucky bastard. For a granny she's hot as fuck
>>36265860
do it
she'll probably bake you cookies and knit you a sweater
Holy Fuck!
You just won 1 Billion US dollars!
What do you do?
Try to make the people I care about happy, then live a NEET life pursuing my interests.
Get rid of it as fast as I can
There is no way that amount of money won't fuck up my entire life. I'd rather be poor than that much money
Put it in the bank
Buy a nicer moped
Get some groceries