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I'd fuck her though.

I would, but only if she stopped referring to herself in the third person. That would make conversation pretty awkward.

>>37826197
in an original heart beat

Do they come in a color that will match your helmet?

>>37826105
Sketchers are autism shoes
anything that is not sketchers is a ok

>>37826105
Yes, grey shoes always correlate with autism.

Just get some fucking ultra boosts, nmds, or some nike shit.

It isnt that fucking hard u autist.

>>37826068
>tfw intj male
>completely suck at some things im supposed to be good at (math, chess, for example)
I'd say I'm bad at logical thinking in general but I'm meh when it comes to linguistics.

>>37826776
yeah you gotta remember mbti isn't an 'exact' science, just general trends

>>37826776
>never practice math or chess
>wahhh waaah why im not gaood at it!!
Kys yourself

I never played that game cause it looks like shit

>>37826063
I just uninstalled league. I wasted almost 1500 hours on that game... so much wasted time.

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>>37826119
>1500 hours
>SO MUCH TIME
bruh

>>37826063
Overwatch looks like TF2 but for autists and you gotta pay for it. KEK

at least you dont get "KYS your ugly" from girls.

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At least you have a fucking normal shade of skin that doesn't make you look like a locked character from a video game

apparently there are ways to prevent further receding and even might restore some. catch is though you always need to use it so once you stop the receding continues, so if you're a poorfag though luck

t.24yo whose hairline started to recede as well

>>37826032
do you mean that you find him annoying at it bugs you that he has loads of edgy fans out
there who are loyal to him?

also leafy is worst

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you're making it 2 ez m8

>>37826032
i don't think he was THAT bad when i watched a couple of his vids it's just his fans are a bunch of try hard teenage faggots

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>>37825923
Are you talking about pijin girl or someone else?

>>37826320
LOL white chicks only make this face when they've recently been BLACKED by a MONSTER BBC

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No please, somebody stop the blacks from taking our pure white women :(

>>37825896
>robots
>sexual experence

>>37825896
We went to see Rise Of Planet Of The Apes. We left halfway, made out in my parents' car that I had driven, and fucked her with no condom AND nutted inside. She rode me for the entire experience.

Kind of unrelated, but she was in a mental hospital probably three or four months later. She was more of a robot than me lmao

>she came over to my place
>we watched Life with Louie
>got naked and started getting handsy
>I was shaking like a fucking leaf all night because I was so nervous
>could not get it up
>cuddled all night
it took like 5 more tries before I could achieve full boner and cum in her. I'm sure I would have forever remained a virgin has she not been so understanding and patient.

>>37825865
*BRRRRRAAAAAAAPPAPAPA*

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>>37825865
>tfw thicc sub gf who likes when I play with her butt as much as regular sex

she also likes when I hit her cervix, so she must like pain

>>37825926
i want to sniff her thicc butt

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they should legalize post birht abortion tbhfam

>>37825851
Do you have a vagina, anon? Because if you don't, your opinion is irrelevant and counts for shit

I am a robot, and I see no problem with abortion being legal.

I don't think the state should be funding it entirely, but it should be legal for private clinics to do it. What is wrong with abortion?

I like these breads.

This isn't a good thread idea

Quit posting fags

>>37825838
t. Newfag
He bypasses the robot

Wow that sure sounds tough. Unless you're a hamplanet nobody gives a shit.

Because you're a faggot femanon

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>>37825781
Well you better buckle up and get your shit together because it ain't gonna get any easier!

This is a special thread isn't it

>>37825710
>Having a lock on the door
You don't know how lucky you are

>>37825956
>>37825710
>Having a door
>Let alone your own room

Gents, please,

>>37825697
nice roleplay faggot

say something in japanese why don't you

Yes you'd look like a faggot

>>37825697
>not passing the JLPT 3
>i learned japanese just to play porn games
unless you are applying for a job in japan dont do it

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>>37825670
I would love to hear how you think my living conditions in the Pacific Northwest aren't first world

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>mfw self-hating burgers make topics like these
>mfw been to suburban America and it's 10000% comfier than my country (France)

>>37825727
Consider first your draconian legal system. It's basically Sharia tier.