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>wanting to pump and dump a CUTE BLACK GIRL
>not making her your wife if she's not used goods
pathetic

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>>38386504
My dad would be mad if I married a black girl. And I don't want mixed kids.

>>38386574
She's not marrying your dad, faggot. Who the fuck cares about what he thinks? You get a goddess.

Yeah, my sister lets me masturbate her with the electric toothbrush.

>>38386480
shit, guys do too

>>38386480
very carefully with a soft bristle brush head but yes.

>>38386438
Stop being poor please

the same thing happened to me last week.
it said I can run this game at minimum settings

computers disappoint me sometimes

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>>38386519
Thanks dude I'm not poor anymore.

>>38386428
Just try to ignore it.
t. 21 year old freindless khv

>>38386428
Why give up, I thought I'd be a virgin till I died but I just lowered my standards and now I'm getting pussy

>>38386449
>lowering standards
No compromises. I stand by that. I'd rather die than surrender.

just use wood

>>38386375
They sell black out curtains at most stores, get those and some thick blinds

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>>38386375

Op, get a roll of black window film. You can cut it to size and you simply install it using mildly soapy water. It peels right off if you decide you get sick of it and you never have to put another nail in the wall. Amazon usually has better deals on it.

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>>38386344

You want friends because you're alone. The sad thing is that you realize that during an involuntary act of introspection and you now understand that avoiding solitude is something inherently to your nature.

You need contact, go get some hobby and talk with people. You're wasting your life here.

>>38386344
I haven't had friends since high school (graduated 3 years ago)

Honestly I'd like to get some friends who aren't assholes. I burned a lot of bridges with former friends because they revealed themselves to be total assholes. Maybe a friend who can be my wingman and help me pick up girls. I only want male friends tho. Girls are just for fucking to me.

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>>38386344
I'll chat with you some if you want, I've got a shitty weekend coming up so I should have time to chat. Post discord ?

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Demons got me! AGGH, Finna cum!

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Because people with unfiltered catalogues can't see them due to the fag threads you just mentioned being bumped by the second
>>38386338
Fuck off fag

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Bounce that bucci drop it down to the floor
Shake that shit till you can't no more
Twerk that monkey, lemme see you get low
Freak that nigga till your shit get sore

>>38386295
Why would you post a camwhore, you spastic?

>>38386295
You don't have one, anon.

>>38386295
Why don't you love her anymore, anon?

>>38386248
What do you enjoy about this?

>>38386262
It allows him to express his true feelings

Post more anon Ahahahahaha

Was thinking the same thing earlier, OP. Any other fellow travelers out here tonight?

Try living in Western Australia

Literally everything is miles and miles away.

It's the same for euro countries with a small population.
I hate it when burgers pretend to be robots, when this place is full of burgers.

Your garden looks pretty amazing, I would love to have one but I live in a small apartment so I don't have one. I have some basil that just started growing on my balcony but that's about it.
It's only one pot so I don't have any pics of it. Did the same last year and used it for one of my pasta recipes.

Pls dont die

Gardens r cool

I'll share. This is basically mine in that I'm one of two head gardeners but its sort of a local community project. We have it on a long lease from the country house/ now hotel. However I've not worked there since winter due to bad health and exploring other things in life.

Shit desu. Gardening is one of the only things that make me happy and I got pure abuse from someone here over it for some reason.

>they are programmed to choose the strongest male to protect them and provide them with the best offspring
What?

>>38386111
Women hate men, but realize they are attracted and dependent on them, this leads to a lot of passive aggressiveness, such as raising your son as if you hate him.

>>38386139
>Women hate men,

Nah this is flat out untrue.

They will ignore and mock betas but they definitely live alphas

Because it's normie as fuck and 99% of the population are normalfags.

>>38386070
I watch it for the various references to other sci-fi properties and occasionally interesting other things, and nihilism.

However each episode is only funny once.

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>I watch it for the various references to other sci-fi properties and occasionally interesting other things, and nihilism.
>*BURRRRRRRRRP*
However each episode is only funny once.

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Respond to my thread you idiot virgins

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What do you think is cute then anon?

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>>38386217
Anything can be cute desu

>>38386017
You are clearly on the wrong site.

Origigi

>>38386017
>NORMIE DETECTED

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THAT SHIT

For me it's hard to be attracted to 3D girls knowing they're real people.