>be a women
>kill your bf
>get no jail time because you are 'Extraordinary'
he didn't die you shitposter
i bet she sucked off the judge
make her the prison surgeon
justice is served
We post things we've made during our free time, which I'd assume is all of the time.
I've written a song about myself, that some of you may connect with.
https://soundcloud.com/saturnsgold/losers-mindset
>>37086936
I made this but always forget its in my folder. Hell, I just spent 5 minutes to find the thing.
>>37087017
Hmmm, what exactly would be a chad thread? Wou;d it be one of those Tinder threads, or the one's where "Robots" attempt to give us help with females and claim that they're successful.
I hate those.
I ''made'' this during an Improve Wojaks Room Thread
Friendly reminder robos
>>37086778
Hahahahahahahaha
Yeah, sure lad.
Sex is the closest that mouthbreathers can get to the enlightened euphoria of a genius intellect. .
>>37086913
You sound like a dried turd.
oligarchy
> It's starting to get warm again
>can't be comfy under 7 blankets anymore
>>37086777
>normies majing fun of my jacket wearing antics in 90 degree heat
>pubes between thighs and ass cheeks feel like greasy pasta
>>37086777
Nice trippies
Is there anything more pathetic than when women say "OMG I love the warm weather", reeeeeeeeee
Perfect neet room doesn't exi...
That actually looks 100% comfy
I'd take a bath in that tub every day
>>37086708
That looks so comfy. It's probably disease ridden and disgusting irl, because you are literally shitting where you eat, but from the picture it looks almost perfect.
Wouldn't the steam exposure make the bed soggy/moldy?
Can you still get a gd if you have a 1/10 face but a 9/10 body?
>>37086637
covor it with lots of makeup and sunglasses
>>37086637
no, women are shallow
>>37086637
Yes obviously man... With your outstanding strenght no women will be able to restist you, not even the cops. You will become a gigantic rape ogre.
>I stay with my aunt + cousins for money saving reasons
>She had to spray one room with bed bug sprays as that particular room had bed bugs in it (my cousin got bug bites)
>my room had no bed bugs whatsoever
>i have a plastic bag full of cum tissue from all my fap sessions stashed hidden next to my bed
>perfectly hidden bag unless you really dig deep to find it
>left home for 10 hours
>come back home, my room smells of bedbug spray
>some of my things are re-arranged
>check hidden stash corner
>NO PLASTIC BAG
>panic
>inner anger rage confusion
>she pretends nothing happened
>she has a gossip mouth, will tell everyone + more people behind my back
Wat do.
Wat wud u do.
PS: I did not confront her about it, now there's this tension whenever i come across her
>>37086632
Worry about the bedbugs first. If one room has them, it's only a matter of time till they spread throughout the entire house. FYI, bedbug spray does absolutely jack shit
don't give a heck unless it risks you getting kicked out. my mom has found worse shit and I don't care, nosy cunt was asking for it.
>What is the gospel?
The gospel is the message that Jesus Christ, although existed in the very form of God, did not consider that equality something to be held onto and chose to leave that heavenly place, enter into his own creation and die for the sins of his people. But guess what he rose on the third day because death could not hold it's grip on the blessed son of God and when you are resurrected on the day of judgement the same spirit that raised Christ from the dead will also be the same spirit that raised you on the last day.
>How to enter heaven
One enters into heaven through faith alone, for Christ had already died for our sins and so what could we possibly add on to that? Are we to say that the blood of Christ is not sufficient and we are to add onto that? No, his blood cleansed us of sin and to be cleansed of your sins you first must believe and Christ will do the rest.
I invite Christians, agnostics, atheists and everything in between, that includes people of other faith, to discuss Christianity and learn more about the largest religion in the world. God bless! I the past I have tried to appeal to non-believers by kinda white washing but now, none of that but also be prepared because you might not get the answers you like although they might be true. I have also created a discord server which is mainly for Christians and non-believers looking for a discussion. It's not really meant for discussion, but if you do cause trouble, you will be removed from the server.
>.gg/AyQfdQW
Thread: XXII
Cont of: >>37051949
If you have hope that someone loves each and every one of us and wants us to be happy, this is not the board for you.
>>37086523
That's why I'm here. To let the people of 4chan know that they are loved!
I think we need a religion board to contain this shit now. It spilled over /pol/ and now here
What are you guys up to? What are you smoking? having a nice high?
I don't even find weed that fun anymore. The idea of getting high is better than actually getting high. Being sober has actually been a lot more interesting recently. I can drive anywhere whenever I want, I'm getting good at things again, and I breath easier. It's not too bad.
>>37086084
I found a nice place for weed in my life, occasionally after a long day of work and with friends. Always at night.
Ye after work I'll light up.
WAGIE SURVEY THREAD
All wageslaves on /r9k/ must answer this survey.
>What is your occupation?
>How did you get into your field of employment?
>Do you enjoy your work?
>What did you wish to be when you grew up?
>heavy equipment operator
>i applied to the union hall
>i enjoy it very much
>anything involving moving machinery
What is your occupation?
Plywood production but was offered a leadhand position
>How did you get into your field of employment?
Applied.
>Do you enjoy your work?
Not really but I make $30 an hour with a pension, medical, and paid holidays
>What did you wish to be when you grew up?
I never wished to be anything
warehouse
i was fired from there last year and the temp agency called for me back and so i am back
no
I never really knew, I wanted to slay dragons like muh anime and games, everything sort of unraveled. I'm thinking of getting labeled as schitzo so i have an excuse for my life.
I'm turning 24 tomorrow and every day for the longest time I've thought about killing myself to escape this mess.
Everyone who posts in this thread will get a (You). Ask me questions or tell me stories, I'll reply to whatever you post. I'm really bored and wouldn't mind talking to people
>>37085978
If i shit in a spacesuit, do I get heavier or lighter?
>>37086012
I think the weight would stay the same. The mass of your shit has obviously left your body, but it is still in the spacesuit. In other words, the total mass in the spacesuit has not changed
>>37085978
I dont remember the SRC being on the Dreamcast
LXIV
Freestyle edition.
Took ages to post because of "bad gateway error", then I can't add threads to watch list. What's going on here?
>>37085958
It has to be the jews. Also how you doin'?
>>37085998
I've experienced a more stable state. Still cry daily but I feel less depressed in general.
I also got drunk last night. Not too drunk but past tipsy.
And had amazing food with obscene prices. All worth it.
How are you?
lonely and sad without britfeel edition
>>37085906
first for spermies
BritNormie, if you see this (and if 4chan ever works this evening) I have a question
>>37085966
>It's a "O BritNormieo, BritNormieo, where art thou, BritNormieo?" episode
I'm feeling an anime thread. Let's discuss some good anime we're watching now.
K-On. It never gets old or boring. Yui is autist, its cute and comfy. God Tier Animu.
Umaru is probably the greatest anime ever made.
Nobunagun has just the right level of retarded and 'wow that's pretty neat' that I enjoy. I wish there was more.
how does /r9k/ feel about self harm?
>>37085903
its a-ok in small doses
also watch out for infections
stoopid
>>37085951
what would you consider a large amount?