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I'm sure if my intent was suicide, then no.

that really depends, would I still be alive?

>>38189625
Retard alert! Retard aIert!

>tfw brainlet kids browse this shithole and are being converted into trannies

>>38189523
You ever get that there vagina envy though?

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don't worry guys, the janitors are too busy deleting threads like these

but posting the exact same thread every single day almost 100 times is completely cool, no problem :)

Stop by >>>/ck/ it's less shitty then this board. You might actually enjoy it. :^) Oh and >>>/adv/ if you want to have actual conversations about stuff and support. ;)

>>38189601
>>>/int/ has cool food threads btw too. Just an fyi. :)

>>38189601
Int and adv are filled with normalfaggots. I dont want to be normal,i want to be happy.

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Fucking normies dont know true suffering.

He couldn't masturbate either.

None of you sexually addicted degenerates woukd be able to last even a few days without masturbation. So yeah. It's impossible for you as well.

>>38189851
Summer sure is nice

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the fact that you can't post a pic without text on this board is so fucking dumb

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origi_al

>>38189487
eat, my boy, or you will perish

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pirate it orig

>>38189365
most the time when u pirate shit u cant play it online l0l

>>38189379
Then just go up to the manager and give him a firm handshake

>>38189334
I will personally sponsor a liter of gasoline for you to burn your self and stream it.

>>38189355
No, thank you :33

Why doesn't anybody wanna be my fwend? :'(

Prove it christfag.

>>38189307
>God only speaks to those who are worthy why should god speak to someone like you anyways?
I've never hurt anyone in my life, therefore I don't know what you mean by that. I've always been kind and gentle to people.
>God left because you rejected him. This is why you suffer.
It's normal for intelligent people to be skeptic about the existence of some fictitious being. If God doesn't show up, then nobody should believe.
Religion is just a waste of time, dude. Stop being such a delusional faggot and accept the fact that we're all fucked.
Whoever put us in this horrible place should suffer for eternity.
Religious people are fucking cucks.

>>38189494
I haven't seen bait-taking like this in ages

>ywn wear a WW2 german uniform without getting arrested
why

>>38189303

YEAH WOOOOO WAAAAAR

<spoiler>You just want to get your ass pounded by russians</spoiler>

>>38189358
>reddit spacing
>can't even spoiler
get out

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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRDD

Rick and morty is Reddit: The show

>feeling too smart at slightly above average iq
>Doesn't know the difference between there their and they're

>>38189220
So I can keep track of the visions in my eyes

>>38189220
My vision is augmented
Also
Every sperm in my balls is augmented

I get migraines and other cars headlights make them worse

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Cargo shorts are also objectively more practical

>velcro shoes
Underage, get the fuck off my board for another 10 years until you're old enough

>>38189260
Thanks for proving me right.

>>38189248
Yes, they are.

>>38189177
>don't have white children, goy
okay thanks for the tip, shlomo

>>38189177
>but unless you are really rich, p
Man my grandmother spent her childhood without shoes and spearing eels with her father while they had an out house...In canada.
Fuck off shill jew.
We dont need apple products to have kids.
Its fucking stupid you think that way at all.
Implying this isnt a bait thread.

if anyone on this board has children i legitimately want their child to die before they do so that they have to experience the trauma of losing their child. you disgust me at the most base level and i wish i could wring your child's throat myself.

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I don't watch any anime.

Because hellsing ultimate and monster are pretty good.

because I unironically enjoy it

>>38189101
Niggers are subhuman ahahahahahah

There are always some but their complete westernized whores whos family usually cut all ties with them

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>>38189114
>Niggers are subhuman ahahahahahah
t.white men

why do white men get so ass blasted when black guys race mix with asian girls?
isnt it completely hypocritical?