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>ITT: girls who look like rose
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>>39452839
gg ya made me feel a feel
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>>39453572
butt dis bis butt
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>>39453626
un mos por penor

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Let's make an alcohol thread.
What are you drinking tonight, anon?
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>>39452824
Some Jameson, and some shit 16% liquor my sister left at my place.
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>>39452914
>sister

Ever see her naked, steal her underwear, spy on her getting dressed?
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A vomit-tier russian beer + brendy
I want to know just how bad I shall feel in the morning

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Why aren't you doing homework right now?
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>>39452816
Cause school hasn't started yet.
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>>39452816
>take two courses over the summer
>Ace one but put the other on the backburner
>2 months to do a whole course worth of calculus I can pay like 180 dollars to get an extra 2 months, up to 3 times, however.

Still makes me jolt awake at night with anxiety though.
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shit, you're right. brb

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Time and again, 4ch
The alcohol is the highest narcotic, I'm sure
Post your own alco stories, good and bad
No one to judge you anyway
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>>39452808
1 minute too late, damn
>>39452824
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I'd be sippin on dat good stuff if I didn't have to constantly have to watch what I consume and go to the gym.
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Also, everytime I get drunk I want to score weed... and that's not a good look.

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>be 26
>work colleague asks my height
>5ft 4 inch
>she laughs and says no way
>go home and measure myself
>grew 2 inches and 5ft 6

Wow I thought height growth stopped in your early twenties? What a nice surprise. Still a manlet tho
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i rather live with one leg being longer than the other, than go through height stretching surgery
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>scoliosis
>left leg more than inch shorter ten right
>5'4"
>have completely retarded posture due to all of the above, constantly leaning to the left and crossing legs
It probably looks silly from someone else's perspective. I've never asked about it.
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>>39452798
People can continue to grow all the way into their forties, although it is extremely rare. Manlets still have a slight chance.

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Hi robots.

What do u think of my sticker bomb I did today.
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>>39452796
Would be cooler if they weren't all from redbubble
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>>39452796
Does this somehow make you feel as if you've achieved something remotely worthwhile with your day? This kitschy project is about as far removed from actual art and creativity as you are from a romantic partner.
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>>39452897
why do you have to be such a dick?

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tfw I want to look like Nikolaj Coster-Waldau but my hair is balding too fast. I guess I will have to settle for the beard...
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Not gay, but that is objectively attractive.
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>>39452792
Omg lol.i was thinking of making a GoT thread about fav chars mine being him.Dunno but i refflect mostly in this dude from all personas.
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>>39452890
I'm a 100% straight man and I would let Jaime fuck me raw.

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Everyone around me seeks out contact with other people, I do everything I can to avoid it.

I want a connection with another person but I only feel at peace when I'm alone.

They see meaning where I see none, robots will always be the outsider.
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I am a normie with a lot of contact with other normie but I can't remember the last time I spoke a full sentence. A bunch of things hapoen around me and I never really have to speak.

I just have this deadpan look and really intense shit happens but it usually turns out to be in my favor. At least for now.
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>>39452786
I know that feel

I go to therapy hoping that will help
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>>39452786
why'd you make this thread anon

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How do I learn to initiate conversations, whether it be online, with friends I haven't talked to in a long time, irl or online, or with strangers? It's basically the main thing that's holding me back in life.
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>>39452726
>ayyy lmao wan sum fuk

Ez pz lemon squeezy
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Think of what to say

Say it
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>>39452759
I think the main problem though is my fear, specifically the fear of rejection. I can usually at least bullshit some sort of conversation.

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>Had to take a poly for police employment
>Have you said nigger or other racial slurs in the past 3 year
>N-n-no
>Would you assume the black man commuted a crime when everyone else is white?
>No
>Do you believe whites are superior
>No
>Do you browse white supremacist websites such as stormfront and 4chan
>N-no

Well it's safe to say I failed by why the fuck they asking me this? I bet they don't ask niggers this shit REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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This post literally outlines why those questions have to be asked
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>>39452766
All because I've said the word nigger in the past 3 years does not mean I'm going to go around shooting niggers. It's retarded, I'm sure they ask blacks if they say nigger right
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>>39452788
It's different when a black person says it.

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Four months to go until 2018 edition
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First for waifus unless someone else managed to post before me.
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Happy Success September Everyone
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fuck it since every one seems to be doing something for sept ill try turning this into my success september and ill try to lose some weight

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What is the missing piece in your life?
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Executive functioning
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A woman who can help me reach self actualization. That's it.
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>>39452595
Something good to die for, to make it beautiful to live

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Non-white feels thread, no whites allowed

I'll start
>tfw no qt white brunette gf
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>>39452587
Are North Africans considered non-White?
And if so, are half-North Africans half-Western Europeans considered white or not?

I do look white but not Western European white since I don't have blonde hair or light eyes. So I'm really wondering
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>>39452636
North Africans are considered Arab and Arabs are not considered white.
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>>39452636
Btw, in America, your white side doesn't matter. If you're half white and half something else, you're automatically seen as your non white side.

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>my friend has a gf
>they've been together for a year.
>madly in love with each other
>they are quite literally inseparable
>she's one year younger than he is and yet chose the same uni as he did
>he's a fairly good looking guy and avoided the trappings of college life and stayed faithful
>she goes to college
>they have an apartment together
>literally within the first two weeks of college she breaks up with him
>wtf.jpg
>"Everything was going great, what the hell happened"
>she says "I just don't love you anymore."
I was friends with this girl too, and she seemed like an all around decent girl. She wasn't even a Stacy, far from it actually. It blindsided me when I found out. What did my friend do wrong?


>inb4 this is actually about you.

Robots can't have girlfriends, but I'm preaching to the choir when I say that.
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Woman goes to college

Wants to ride the cock carousel like all the other girls

Story as old as time
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>>39452573
Living together can change things a lot. It often ruins friendships, for instance.
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THAT DICK IS NOT THE PROFESSOR'S COCK.
>D IS FOR DIPLOMA

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How's everyone doing?


I'm doing alright at the moment.

I have a question though. If you could fuck some 55 y.o. gilf, would you? Asking for a friend, haha.
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>>39452564

Is she hot? Then, yes.
Is she not hot? Yes, too.

Old hags are like pijamas: confy to wear inside the house, weird to be with it on the streets.
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>Watching some dumb bimbo on chaturbate
>already jacked off twice today, so not even horny
>drinking
>maybe play some vidya
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>represent my life in
>meme arrow
>green text
>because
>any authentically original post longer than 3 sentences
>gets ignored

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