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>when you wake up from a dream about losing your virginity to your qt asian gf who is also a virgin
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>in uni
>have friends
>go out with them pretty regularly
>also regularly go to school clubs and interact with girls
>basically a normie
>still khv though
>too retarded to actually get gf despite being able to interact with girls fine
>have no idea how to do shit like ask girls out or know what to do past that if I ever manage to
>all the girls around me are just hooking up with chads
>getting to late to get a pure gf
How do I get over my autism before it's too late?
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>>38478995
get drunk at a party and let the liquor do the thinking
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>>38479033
I don't want to just hook up with some random girl I want to get a gf, ideally I'd like to ask one of the girls in some of the clubs I'm in to go out sometime but I have no idea how to really do that without coming off as a sperg or being labeled as a creep
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I'm in the same boat OP. Been that way my entire life, but one time I had a slut do all the work for me and ask me out
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Can anyone explain my normies are so stir crazy? My normie family can never sit still for more than 5 minutes during a day off without having to invent a chore for themselves.
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Dear fembots are they anything robots are right about female on?
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A thing that actually happened to my friend
>be 16, gay
>Get horny, look up some weird fuck and meet site
>Another 16 year old boy, seems cute
>Meet up with this boy at his house, suprise, its a 42 year old man, have some sex with him, and suck his dick
>Eventually want to go home, get forced to sit there until the man finishes to masturbate to me
>Go home, cry
>Get a gf
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>Stop using greentext when you're not supposed to
>Because it looks really fucking retarded
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>are you triggered yet?
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>tfw you answer the door with your phone face up in your hand and nhentai open
>go to grab delivery and positive the girl saw it because of the brightness of the phone
WHY DID I BRING MY PHONE WITH ME
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who the fuck cares, she's never gonna see or talk to you again and if she does i doubt she'll remember what you look like.
i've answered the door and signed for packages for a bunch of super weird shit that says so on the parcel
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>caring about what a random Stacy thinks about your 2d fapping adventures
Come on anon
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What was the nicest thing a girl has said to you? 2017-07-19 05:54:33 Post No.38478722
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What was the nicest thing a girl has said to you?
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Other than "He once tried to hack into my account to get nudes"
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>i have my naked photos in my account
so is this considered normal now?
wew
they even have a short name for it. "nudes". how cute.
lets use it in sentence
>mom, did you wash my nudes?
>if you come home early we can go and get some nudes
>Hanging out with 5 friends
>One friend who is a straight idiot climbs a tree to the way top
>Everyone (but me) thought it would be hilarious if he took a shit from the top of the tree
>He being the silly goose he is does it
>He pulls down his pants and loads the cannon
>We were all expecting it to be a log to fall and hit branches on the way down
>But oh boy were we wrong
>He sprays diarrhea
>It rains down like napalm
>I avoid that literal shit like the matrix
>We all came out shit free
>The kid in the tree said he needed to wipe
>It was winter so the trees didn't have leaves and no one wanted to go back to their house to get tp
>He improvised
>He broke off a branch and started wiping
>OhGodWhy.jpg
>While wiping he slipped a bit and stuck the stick about half the stick up his ass
>Fuck this I'm out I start heading out of the woods when something hits me in the back of the head
>It was the fucking shit branch
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Who are you quoting?
Also lol epik story /b/ro XD
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>friends
Fucking normie
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I guess I'm quoting myself telling the story
idk
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is anger really just fear in disguise?
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After a few weeks of couch to 5k, I am finally am learning to be okay with sacrificing for no immediate reward whatsoever. And it's such a freeing feeling. I no longer feel chained to my hedonistic NEET desires. I am no longer a prisoner to my own fears.
I finally see the light and it's not a brilliant wondrous wave of inspiration that you ride until your death. It's simple becoming content with the ups and downs of life
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good job robot keep it up
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Be me 13 years old move to new school everything is fine until one day i hear someone running down the hall downy has escaped the tard hq his pants are gone and there is a trail of shit lining the floor he stops infront of the door to the school yard he cant push it open tardwranglers come rushing i get a great idea i open the door just as the tardwrangler come down tard rushes out shit flying out of his ass (to be continued?)
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>the newfag doesn't know how to greentext
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>mom is bitching
>tell her to shut up or I'm gonna kick her in the ribs
>I love my momma
>I just watched too many memes
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Shitty day again. General cheer up thread.
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When life gets you down, just remember there's always a way to end it.
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Here's a cute pokegirl
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Cheer up OP, it could always be worse in a very original way
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Actually, please don't check 'em
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>>38478422
it checks out oregano
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How the fuck did I get dubs