online school defensive driving course, get in here and learn how to drive, faggots.
Life, loathe it or ignore it. You can't like it.
>when you wake up from a dream about losing your virginity to your qt asian gf who is also a virgin
>go out with them pretty regularly
>also regularly go to school clubs and interact with girls
>basically a normie
>still khv though
>too retarded to actually get gf despite being able to interact with girls fine
>have no idea how to do shit like ask girls out or know what to do past that if I ever manage to
>all the girls around me are just hooking up with chads
>getting to late to get a pure gf
How do I get over my autism before it's too late?
I don't want to just hook up with some random girl I want to get a gf, ideally I'd like to ask one of the girls in some of the clubs I'm in to go out sometime but I have no idea how to really do that without coming off as a sperg or being labeled as a creep
Can anyone explain my normies are so stir crazy? My normie family can never sit still for more than 5 minutes during a day off without having to invent a chore for themselves.
Dear fembots are they anything robots are right about female on?
A thing that actually happened to my friend
>be 16, gay
>Get horny, look up some weird fuck and meet site
>Another 16 year old boy, seems cute
>Meet up with this boy at his house, suprise, its a 42 year old man, have some sex with him, and suck his dick
>Eventually want to go home, get forced to sit there until the man finishes to masturbate to me
>Go home, cry
>Get a gf
>Stop using greentext when you're not supposed to
>Because it looks really fucking retarded
>tfw you answer the door with your phone face up in your hand and nhentai open
>go to grab delivery and positive the girl saw it because of the brightness of the phone
WHY DID I BRING MY PHONE WITH ME
who the fuck cares, she's never gonna see or talk to you again and if she does i doubt she'll remember what you look like.
i've answered the door and signed for packages for a bunch of super weird shit that says so on the parcel
Other than "He once tried to hack into my account to get nudes"
>i have my naked photos in my account
so is this considered normal now?
they even have a short name for it. "nudes". how cute.
lets use it in sentence
>mom, did you wash my nudes?
>if you come home early we can go and get some nudes
>Hanging out with 5 friends
>One friend who is a straight idiot climbs a tree to the way top
>Everyone (but me) thought it would be hilarious if he took a shit from the top of the tree
>He being the silly goose he is does it
>He pulls down his pants and loads the cannon
>We were all expecting it to be a log to fall and hit branches on the way down
>But oh boy were we wrong
>He sprays diarrhea
>It rains down like napalm
>I avoid that literal shit like the matrix
>We all came out shit free
>The kid in the tree said he needed to wipe
>It was winter so the trees didn't have leaves and no one wanted to go back to their house to get tp
>He broke off a branch and started wiping
>While wiping he slipped a bit and stuck the stick about half the stick up his ass
>Fuck this I'm out I start heading out of the woods when something hits me in the back of the head
>It was the fucking shit branch
is anger really just fear in disguise?
After a few weeks of couch to 5k, I am finally am learning to be okay with sacrificing for no immediate reward whatsoever. And it's such a freeing feeling. I no longer feel chained to my hedonistic NEET desires. I am no longer a prisoner to my own fears.
I finally see the light and it's not a brilliant wondrous wave of inspiration that you ride until your death. It's simple becoming content with the ups and downs of life
Be me 13 years old move to new school everything is fine until one day i hear someone running down the hall downy has escaped the tard hq his pants are gone and there is a trail of shit lining the floor he stops infront of the door to the school yard he cant push it open tardwranglers come rushing i get a great idea i open the door just as the tardwrangler come down tard rushes out shit flying out of his ass (to be continued?)
>mom is bitching
>tell her to shut up or I'm gonna kick her in the ribs
>I love my momma
>I just watched too many memes