>tfw too intelligent to watch anime
You must have a sub 100 IQ to enjoy that stuff
forced meme kill yourself anon
>>34216261
I have a 125IQ based off a Mensa test. It's not really smart anime I watch either though, it's usually martial arts and mecha shows. I also started watching Tokushit with Kamen Rider Black.
>>34216261
>tfw to intelligent to watch any entertainment on screens.
How does it feel to be a dumbcuck?
Give me one GOOD reason why you haven't joined the military?
it's built for robots
If I could become fit and alpha, why would I waste it serving the 1% so they can become richer under the illlusion I'm protecting my country?
>>34216166
Already served for 3 years
Mandatory in my country
Ask me anything
>>34216166
>it's built for robots
why would having to be disciplined, /fit, following orders and structure appeal to a NEET who stays up until 3am every day doing nothing but playing vidya, masturbating and watching anime all day?
Is Wales the designated normie area?
Fucking EVERYONE is a normie, fucking EVERYONE is into the same shit.
I can't connect with ANYONE
I WANT PEOPLE TO CONNECT WITH
Chav's are also like a fucking subspecies of Chad too
>>34216149
Alright YKTD, calm, keep to britpol
>>34216226
Who's that? YKPD?
Newport/Casnewydd here.
Wales is just as normie as any other place in the UK, because they're the majority.
If you ever feeling like killing yourself we should meet up in Cardiff or something and throw rocks at pigeons.
Why do girls hair smell so bad? Like wet dog.
>>34216063
Most girls only wash their hair like once a week. They're vile creatures.
>>34216063
in my experience qts smell really really good.
Probably because you only attract trailer park girls.
My girls smell like strawberries and tropical flowers
>first day of class
>Receive syllabus
>10 minute final presentation
>Drop class
This is why I'll never finish college
Have to give a one minute "elevator speech" tomorrow REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>34216045
I've dropped 6 classes over class participation and speeches. Don't feel bad anon
>>34216068
Are you an economics major?
>Girth doesn't matter
>>34216026
We had that thread yesterday
The 6.5" one is way wider than the 6.0" one, probably flattened a bit. The difference isn't actually that large, although still very visible and definitely relevant
Girth over 5.5 is exceedingly rare. This isn't a fair comparison.
>>34216517
lol I'm rare then my cocks girth is 6.1
But I put all that flavour in! Edition
>>34216017
FUCK YOU LEE FUCK YOU LEE FUCK YOU LEE
Should you post waifus?See the pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-dYNttdgl0
rise and shine NEETs
I've always wanted to live in a tiny house with small doggo
>Firewood for warmth
>Solar panels for electricity
>Grow shrooms and weed for fun on the side
>Sell weed and shrooms to make money for food
>use a golf cart to get around nearby town
>Live in remote country town so no bothersome neighbors
>Dank PC setup
Find some flaws for me so I can iron them out.
I'm 19 so this is something I can make happen with my life.
>>34215986
OP here, I'm in America and was considering doing this somewhere with no snow, like Mississippi or Alabama, also I'm a white male
My dream of owning a tiny cottage on a few acres of wooded land in Maine is the only thing that keeps me going.
>>34215986
I'd also collect unemployment since my income source would be under the table weed and shrooms
Brother, will you not share your oats with me? I have given you my oats time and time again, yet you mock me for asking you for a few simple oats. Brother do you not care for your fellow man?
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>>34215983
Get your own you fucking freeloader.
This meme is not funny fuck off ya manlet nerd
>mom found the dildo
>>34215915
Stop hogging the dildo
>>34216283
b-but anon, I'm a girl(male)
>>34216319
b-but anon, I'm a faggot(male)lowkey want you to die, you are ruining this board
Why haven't you just become a stoner yet?
>getting high is fun once you get used to the anxiety
>it immediately makes you more cool as long as you don't over-do it
>access to a social community that is laid back and less judgemental
>doesn't require any skills at all, beyond staying calm and handling the highs
>stoners usually have (slightly) more interesting views and hobbies than normies
>people will excuse your autism a bit more if you just play it off as being high
What's your excuse?
Its a waste of money. Maybe when im older, I just need to leave my wageslaving behind.
>>34215889
I'm working on it, I just wanna be that 'chill' quiet person instead of the weirdo in the corner who won't stop screaming inside their own head
>as long as you don't over-do it
That's the key. Stoners are pretty much by definition people who over-do it.
In my experience "stoner" is to "person who smokes" what "alcoholic" is to "person who drinks". It's not cool to be a stoner if you're older than 15.
>walking on college campus
>qt girl from my math class approaches me
>asks how I've been doing
>wtf I rarely talked to her
>don't really care what she thinks so I say
>not so good these days
>she goes awww why?
>tell her I'm stressed out and anxious
>she comforts me and gives me a hug
>walks away
>wh-what just happened?
D-Does she like me guys? I think she's just being friendly but I've never had experiences with girls so I'm not good at interpreting signals. I usually assume a girl is being friendly as to not come off as creepy, but I'm not sure what this encounter was.
>>34215847
You were sleeping, anon.
>>34215847
>don't really care what she thinks so I say
>not so good these days
she could already tell idiot
>>34215847
I am the exact opposite, I approached a qt from my bis class last semester and SHES A PROGRAMMER she is hot as fuck and has a nice but and a tounge pericing and she works at gamestop NO JOKE i am going to ask her out to coffee when i run into her again
I fucking hate every single one of you. If I ever see you in public browsing /r9k/ I'll smash your phone and laptop on the ground and throw your weak ass against the wall.
Try it, you little bitch
>>34215797
mark my fucking words, if I ever run into one of you weak-willed parasitic faggots breathing my oxygen out in public i'll end your existence right and there.
>>34215891
You are a fucking faggot.
Here is a pic of me bitch. I live in L.A. Im normally around the Pico-Rob area. If you bring your faggot friends, it cause youre a bitch with no honor.
Sieg heil.
Have you swallowed the Bog Pill yet?
>Control the banks through their "vessels" (Rockefellers, Rosthchilds, Morgan etc.)
>Control corporations via agents within their ranks. Every CEO of a major corporation answers to the Bogdanoff brothers.
>Have used subversive tactics to infiltrate every substantial government on Earth.
>Are in fact 96 and 99 years old respectively.
>Chose Trump as next president on 12th February 2014
>Were personally responsible for the Arab Spring, War on Terror, Ukraine crisis and the 2008 financial crash.
>Personally knew Chairman Mao
>The Bogdanoffs were probably responsible for the death of Fidel Castro
>Pictured: rare image from the Bogdanoffs
Anyone know what this is about?
>>34215748
I have, yet Idk what their endgame is.
>>34215748
This meme is beginning to be dull. Especially when you're french.
Does anyone else laugh uncontrollably when they hear that someone died?
I don't even know why. I'm not trying to be edgy. I just think it's funny.
Me. I actually had to hold my laughter when my aunt died last year. I don't know why, I guess I'm so depressed I just find the concept of death to be funny, could have been me.
I don't laugh I just find the word die funny. like just imagine someone coming up to you saying "x fucking died"
Kafka used to laugh so loud when he writed his (depressive as shit) books, than the neighbors (normal shit) would call the cops on him to stop making noise