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fear of rejection. not just initial rejection, but rejection down the line after they get to know you better and realize you have a boring personality.

>ugly
>autistic
>scrawny
I got redpilled the other day that to get a gf literally all you need is big biceps.

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>>36216393
>to get a gf literally all you need is big biceps.

yes it is true. pic related gets any girl he wants.

>>36216343
What b& had done if he was here ?

Politics belong to the politics board.

>thread about having a debate with women on why people here have issues with them gets deleted
>but women hate threads are fine

why

just leave and find somewhere else to waste time.

just hide faggot threads you'll be good

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embrace it. its too late anyway

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>>36216228
this is my oc priginally

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heres one more. might add more if thread picks up

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>>36216228
I drew this years back.

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>>36216168
>pic dumping thread
>on a board not allowing textless posts

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just another hitler gif

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My personal favorite, makes me giggle every time.

Easy. I don't have fake tits.

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>>36216126
>can see the outline of areolae through her opaque top

I wish I saw more girls like this, big, juicy areolae are amazing. Guys who like tiny nips are basically low test.

>>36216126

as a normie with a gf i do not find those tits attractive, but rather far too large to grasp

but im not a "bury my face" type guy, i just like something to hold during sex

>>36216004
It feels good to know that I was the bully. They'll never say this, but physically abusing people smaller than you is a great way to boost the ol' ego.

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>>36216004
I didn't like that book

Normscum will never change their behavior towards introverted or otherwise socially unfit people, simply because it's a core social mechanism to preserve the fabric of society itself and keep it from subversion.
The only thing that movie accomplishes is a shitload of self-righteousness.

>>36215976
I never did this but I totally have a friend and shit, who offered to trade a girl's old flats for a brand new pair because her feet were so amazing. She eagerly accepted the offer and then tried to tempt mehim into doing similar trades for her other worn shoes after the trade. Even got a bunch of pics in the email of her modeling the other shoes.

Easily one of my friend's weakest moments.

>>36215976

Offer her money.

>>36215976
probably not. Heres what I did one time though:

I went into nordstroms by myself, and went into the womens shoe department. there was a super cute girl working there. I explained my dilemma: Its my gf's birthday and i want to get her a super cute pair of sandals (i dont have a gf of course), but im not sure what would look good on her? would she (the sales girl) mind tryng on a few pairs of sandals so I can get an idea of how they would look? She actually said yes. she tried on 3 pairs of sandals for me. I think she was expectng me to buy, but I said, "im going to walk around a little and think about it", and i then hurried to the neaesrt bathroom and busted a nut thinking of her beautiful feet.

>>36215965

I'd kill myself for being a faggy reddit poster

>>36215965
I didn't read it all because I saw the word 'reddit'.
So I don't give a fuck OP. Lol XD

>>36216013
>>36216026
how does one contain all of this jelly

sorry i cant do it i love fat men unironic

>>36215939

That doesn't look small at all.

Would probaly be 5-6 inches if you lost weight tbqh.

>>36215933
howo about you go die in a ditch =) ? <3

I early voted for Donald Trump.

>>36215933
I have a flight tomorrow.

sweet release awaits anon
i envy you

id trade bodies with you if i could, old man

Don't believe you at all desu

I browse 4chan since 2006 so yeah probably

i wished i had cancer in my leg but i showed it to a doctor after 10 years and it's a benign whatever

I don't, although many times I wish that I did just so I could die without having to off myself. I'm sure that it would be shittybthough so it could be argued that I don't TRULY want it. Anyway op, what were you diagnosed with?

>>36215824

because they all stick with their own kind.

Because I have the face of a woman and am not attractive to anyone but fags.

>>36215963
Can you draw yourself?
Are you a failed normal?

>>36215790
Oh wait. I meant youtube critics.

>>36215790

Red Letter Media
Make a Path

Pretty much anyone who doesn't do original content and just bandwagoners on an existing franchise for easy views and subscription points.

>>36215790
All of them vlogging normies who's only OC are shitty "short films" inspired by vines