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>>39624452
Another example, anything that is this level of funny

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>>39624452
Or this 0ne (1)

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ill drop some, here's my cat

>eating the ass of anything less than a 9/10

>>39624446
Did you get poo poo particles on your lips?

Also why did you shave your head and did you do anal with her?

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This is how I feel about it

>>39624375
Yeah, when I was a baby a kike doctor snipped off the tip of my penis.

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>>39624505
>jewish crab doctor

Ever been sucked by cock?

>>39624366
I am a 5'11, blue eyed, brown haired 91.2% anglo-saxon.

I was like you once, but then I gave in and abandoned the race war and now I'm planing on moving to Asia.

We're not all gonna make it brah. Maybe you can, but it's too late for me.

>>39624410
Dude, I just wanna lift, study Japanese, and immigrate to Japan and find a wife.

I'd emasculate all those Japanese men hard.

>>39624453
Well, you kinda need a job too though.

Japan looks nice, but it's way too expensive.

I'm gonna go to the Philippines, do freelancing accounting work, get by on minimal effort thanks to the exchange rate, don't have to be fluent in the local language cos they speak English. Should be lit.

>>39624300 i am sorry for wanting a normal haircut and regular clothes.Next i will put a strap-on on my forhead and i will start screaming "WILLY YOUR FOOD IS READY"without wearing any clothes.

>>39624346
The normie gets agitated as he's called out on his lack of personality and character on an anonymous image board

fascinating

>>39624406
show me clothes you would wear outside

>>39624191
It makes them feel insecure because they realize there are things outside of their control.

>>39624191
This meme is called, gotta make a public appear once in a while so politicians get re-elected.

Basically both U.S. Florida Senators and the governor told people to evacuate. There is no reason to evacuate if you live in a hurricane proof home.

It's like telling a child they have an incurable disease, and if they don't leave the state they will die from the disease.

Allah is having His way with you American Dogs. May the hurricane Destroy your entire country.

>>39624185
iktf
What happened this time, anon?

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I had to go meet my new boss for this nice job I've been working towards and of course the day I go I end up with some bit zit on my nose, dark circles under my eyes because I didn't get sleep, my hair looked kept over-reacting to wind because I just washed it, I ended up falling when trying to meet the guy because my pants were too long, and the worst of it all was when I knocked over his laptop. It didn't break but it was embarrassing for the thing to just slam on the ground because I elbowed it.

I'm just a fucking tard. I was looking perfect before but now I just look like shit.

>>39624304
how did the meeting itself go? I'm sure he could forgive a little autism if you have the credentials

>>39624180
>take back our board
It was never yours.

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>>39624211
(Not OP)
What is this board called, dude? What's it called?
ROBOT9001.
It's called
ROBOT.
9001.
What are normies?
Well, they aren't robots!
And, wait, what was this board called, again?
ROBOT9001.
A board...made...for a community...of ROBOTS!

>phone poster
>uses google images pepes

disgust.jpg

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I don't have much. But ehre you go

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I'll just keep posting images in my down time.

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This isn't technically a house or room but it's still pretty nice

>>39624126
heroes are faggots
villains are edgy faggots
anti heroes are superior chads

>>39624126
Anti hero is the best. Do the right thing regardless of laws and arbitrary human morality.

>>39624126
I love the concept of antiheroes. It's just so gritty and so real but has heart.

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God dammit you made me go through my vintage screencap folder for good post manipulation fuck.

That is an absolutely lame retarded get wasted.

I think its pretty funny, lmao

>>39624025
Kill yourself, get reborn and try to grab some decent genetics this time around.

The reason my life turned out this shitty is because of how ugly I am. It's hard not to get bitter about it.

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at least we got porn, bro

>62%
>you are good looking!
Feels good man
>nose too wide for face
No shit...this thing is huge.

>>39624022
60% you are good looking...

hate my face so much i want to kill myself

70%
Poor face symetry
Mouth is too wide
Fuck

Please let me know if you find out, senpai

>>39624002
>>>/biz/
May the money skeleton guide your ways.

>>39624002
Your remaining options are falling for the investment meme or lottery meme
Or fall for the artist meme and publish novels or something unless you consider that a job

>>39623946
did you go peepee after? mommy says that if i peepee after getting milked it'll hurt like the devil

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>>39623946
That's the devil laughing at your biological urges.

I get same feeling from smoking marijuana like I overused the pleasure center of my brain and it's coming back to fuck me