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Tfw you're in love with the pretty girl you see every day on the bus on you way to work
What do I do? Should I talk to her? She's a 8/10 I'm a 6/10 at the best. I'm also autistic kissless virgin. What do I say to her after "hi"?
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yes just talk to her
you are going to die one day anyway
might as well get as much pussy as you can
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>>35732753
Don't say shit from a movie or anything. Just talk normally, as in socially normal.
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>>35732817
What do I say to her? I don't know how to talk with people. My life is boring, there's nothing interesting to share with.
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In the beginning were the words and the words made the world. I am the words. The words are everything. Where the words end the world ends. You cannot go forward in the absence of space. Repeat.
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In the beginning were the words and the words made the world. I am the words. The words are everything. Where the words end the world ends. You cannot go foward in the absence of space. Repeat.
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geez, just euthanize him.
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Can somebody please explain me what's going on in that webm?
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sum yourself up with one sentence, robos
"the thing about me is that I just can't get enough spice in my life"
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>>35732746
"Why are we here, just to suffer?"
Originoli
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"the thing about me is that I just can't get any spice in my life"
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Im genetically inferior, and thats why everyone hates me.
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To the person who has posted this picture of himself in earlier face threads; I just wanna say that I think you're cute as hell. I especially like your long black hair and your jawline. Pls keep this thread up so that he can see it.
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he's a literal boong
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>>35732828
he's pretty and i like his face a lot
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>tfw you will never have a fembot worshipping you and posting threads about it
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Daily reminder if you're not balding you're low test and will NEVER get a gf
Laughing at you haircucks. Better get that shampoo Curly. Dr. Shekelstein said without these 5 essential oils your beta fuzz will look even greasier
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>short and bald
If he wasn't famous that guy wouldn't be able to get a fatty with two kids dragging behind her.
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>>35732731
>this is what hairshits actually believe
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>35732715
Something about his proportions seems a little off. Almost as if he's been photoshopped. But why would anyone do sometthing like that?
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Should I wait for it to be nice outside to do magic mushrooms on a train track or should I do them in the chilly weather?
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Do it while it's nice out and explore the woods or something. Make sure someone else is there with you
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From the safety and comfort of your own home. And like >>35732825 said you should probably have someone with you.
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>>35732636
Train track for sure
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Friendly reminder that:
>You are not your body
>You are not your emotions
>You are not your thoughts or ideas
You are consciousness, and that consciousness is whole and complete and worthy of love and admiration, even if your body, your emotions or your thoughts are not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_ARUlzRb_c
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>>35732545
Was buddha aIt right?
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>>35732561
Nah, he was a centrist.
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>>35732545
Consciousness is just your body, emotions, thoughts, and ideas combined and working in tandem. Try again
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>Look through old family pictures from before I was born
>My mom was actually really pretty
>Blush a little when I look at her
This isn't right why am I feeling this
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It's alright to admit she was pretty, just don't think of it in THAT way
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>look through old family pictures from before I was born
>see how happy my family looks without me
>parents actually love each other
>sister growing up perfect
>dog isn't dead
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>>35732498
Anon I'm trying so hard but I was looking and I just saw a picture of her in a bikini at a pool or something
Could we PLEASE bring back these wigs...
I mean really im going bald and modern wigs are the uncanny valley.
These old wigs are obviously fake but looked cool
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Nobody is stopping you from getting one. Just make sure you get one of those dope jackets too. I salute you Colonel Robot.
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No this shit is gay as fuck. Feminism started in the West because men started becoming pussies that wore this gay shit
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>>35732730
ahahah my dude feminism didn't start until around 1900 the people who wore these wigs were the ultimate chads
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Someone turn this into a album cover for me.
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Here you go buddyroo poo dee doo.
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>>35732425
This as best I could do in under a minute
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OP >>35732571 my one
what kind of album are you looking for here ? i like vaporwave so I did it like that but what do you actually listen to so I can do it accordingly?
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>people talking about greentexts in my class
>all of them are from YouTube or /r/4chan
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>>35732423
>talking about greentexts irl
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>reading videogames reviews
>people post their reviews with greentext arrows
>post them in traditional greentext style
>it's not green
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>>35732423
Absolutely originally degenerate
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Has anyone found an actual friendship off of /r9k/? Are you still friends?
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>>35732326
i wish i had an r9k friend that was level headed and we could laugh about normies
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>>35732347
me too do you think it is possible?
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I wish I could have an r9k friend who's not barely in their 20s and could actually relate to the feel of the horror of aging instead of just being obsessed with hoes.
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>99% of rapists are men
>99% of murderers are men
>99% of pedophiles are men
>99% of burglers are men
>99% of psychopaths are men
>99% of drug dealers are men
>99% of torturers are men
>99% of awful fucking criminal people in general are men
>meanwhile /r9k/ says women are the most evil creatures simply because +8/10 stacies don't want to fuck you
How do you guys manage to rationalize this?
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>+8/10 stacies don't want to fuck you
Try +3/10
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Do we really need this thread again? The reason most criminals are men is because men take more risks.
Women would do all these things too, if they weren't pussies.
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>>35732313
where's the source at, roastie-chan
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Was this true love?
What happened to the guy? Did he survive?
>tfw you will never have a gf like this
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>>35732243
No annot, it is called cpr and resuscitation.
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>>35732463
>implying she would try to save him if he wasn't Chad
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>ywn die
Feels bad man
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I had an extremely terrifying dream last night
>high school oneitis and I are watching a movie
>it's some kind of weird documentary/horror movie/porno
>we both look out the window
>we see an extremely thin and tall man standing on the roof of the house across the street
>his back is turned to us
>he's at least 10 feet tall
>he's dressed like Rorschach wearing khaki pants, khaki peacoat, and a dark grey trilby
>as soon as oneitis and I lock our eyes on this mysterious rooftop figure it turns its head to look directly at us
>it has a completely blank, white face
>instantly realize this is Slenderman
>become overwrought with dread and fear
>can't breathe and collapse to the floor
>wake up
This dream scared the shit out of me. It was so surreal the way it played out, and how that thing was facing away from me and turned it's head to look directly at me. Am I going to die? Is slenderman real?
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>>35732223
It was just a dream you will get over it
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>>35732410
I am SHOOK. I was afraid to look out my window all last night and got the same feeling of dread when staring at it with the blinds down. I thought about posting this on /x/ but I wanted real answers. I guess you're right. But I have nightmares and scary fucked up dreams like this way too often. Are frequent nightmares some sort of red flag for a mental health disorder?
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>>35732223
>Not an extremely tall and slender man