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Who else /uni/ getting assfucked by exams as we speak?

>tfw studying 15 hours a day, barely getting any good sleep

I just have a few more exams but I'm fucking sick of doing this just to barely pass it's a nightmare, my mental and physical health are going to shit

End me
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are you in really advanced courses are just kind of dumb? how can you be studying to this extent and still be barely passing?
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>>37004867
I'm in med school currently in my 2nd year

I used to have a 3.7+ GPA back in the good ol' days
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Pls I just want someone to relate

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The best things in life are free, /r9k/.
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the only things in that image I experience are laughter and sleep, and the second one is getting more difficult
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>>37004812
that's exactly what a poorfag neet would say
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>tfw all you have is sleep

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being a NEET is suffering
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no is a bless
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I feel too energyless to do anything, but working or going to college would be even harder for me. I atleast have sometimed the motivation to do something practical or enjoy media. Having a friend to share the neetdom with could be better, but I'm too autistic for that.
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>>37004808
no
every day i am reminded i am useless to everybody
i am a leech to everyone
nothing is fun anymore
i just try to waste the most amount of time possible before i go to sleep again

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Anyone else a midget here?
>cant go out in public without everyone staring at me, wanting to tske pictures, calling me a hobbit etc.
>even midget girls want midget chad
>will probably die before im 40
>no matter what no one will ever take me seriously
There is literally nothing worse than being a midget.
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>>37004772
Even midget Chad has pain in his eyes
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IKTF, I'm only 5'10
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>5'8
>lost the step stool and can't reach the top of the fridge
I just want some cereal guys, I'm so hungry

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You're not a robot if you aren't a radical leftist.

Fascists are normie-tier.
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>>37004758
Get out commie scum.
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And why the hell would *I* want to share?
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>>37004758
Shut the fuck up, leftynigger

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>just be confident, that's what girls are really attracted to
>start lifting
>I have this 5'2 friend that pulls like crazy, so height doesn't matter
>just work on your personality instead!
>you just need to act more alpha
>robert Downey jr. is only 3'4 irl, and he girls love him!
>I'm 6'5 and still a virgin
>why don't you date short girls?
Did I miss anything?
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''you play with the cards life gave you not with the ones you want''
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>>37004649
That pic is hilarious and makes me fell better about my tiny dick
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>>37004649
she looks like a massive CUNT anyway

that nice looking dude could probably do way better

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Tell me about your sexuality right now
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>>37004591
>pedo
>sexuality

Someone answer that so I can get Comey on his ass
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my fetishes aren't even on that list
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>>37004591
>big tits
>no tittyfucking in sight

No ying to my yang huh

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I want to get married, have children, and live in a single income home, while my wife stays home to homeschool the kids. I would love and cherish them. I want to work hard to provide for them. I'm scared it might never happen. Women by and large do not want to get married, at least not young. They want to have a career and they want to sleep around. Not all of them do, of course, but many. I believe there's a woman out there for me, but there aren't many of this kind of woman, and it breaks my heart.
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did you write this before or after a sad fap?
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>>37004638
I wrote it after spending time with some friends, and I feel so empty inside. There's a girl who I've put on a pedestal in the past, but I now realize she isn't perfect. I shouldn't expect her to be, but it still makes me a little bit sad. I still care for her very much though. I used to masturbate a lot, but I'm trying to quit. I want to be the kind of person a girl would want to be with, and nobody should have to deal with being married to a porn junkie.
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wasn't ready for this feels trip. good on ya for trying to get it together mate. all the best to you.

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>socially anxious wreck
>decided to try xanax, only 1mg
>for the first time in my life I feel normal
>can just talk to strangers
>look people in the eye now
>not constantly rushing to think of something to say, just let it out and work with comfortable silences
i-is this what being a normie feels like?? Is being a drug addict worth a healthy social life? I actually talked to a girl today, and confidently looked directly into her eyes the whole time, felt better than anything i've done in weeks.
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benzos are relatively safe for your body unless you use them all the time
easy to get addicted and become a wreck tho
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>>37004535
Are you the guy I told to try benzos on omegle?
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>>37004625
You won't get addicted at this dose unless you're very skinny. However you will become dependant but that's not a big deal because you're on a harmless dosage.

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I don't even FUCKING care how deformed or retarded she is, I JUST WANT A WIFE who can keep her GODDAMN legs together. WHY IS THAT SO HARD REEEEE

I could be a Chad if I wanted to, lots of girls have told me I'm a 7.5 but I want goods that aren't used RRRREEEEEEEEE
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>>37004498
>I don't even FUCKING care how deformed or retarded she is

stop lying to yourself
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>>37004540
Nigger that is how fucking desperate I am at this point
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>>37004498
My dick retracts instantly when I find out some girl I fancy has had a boyfriend before. Even if she's still a virgin, it is somewhat of a dealbreaker.
I'm 33 and a wizard of considerable sorcerous prowess.

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Does anyone else absolutely hate Sarah's Scribbles?

Every time I have to stare at these comics I get reminded of how circular and depressing existence is. It's all the same.
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>>37004451
>DURR HERES A NORMAL EVERYDAY THING THAT LITERALLY ANYONE CAN NAVIGATE BUT I CANT PLEASE SUPPORT MY PATREON
Yeah her comics are annoying.
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I hate her comics but this pic surprisingly worked for me earlier
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I have to admit I just hate web comics in general. They're usually pretentious and they're never funny.

Could be I just hate all comics and the only ones I see are online.

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are any of you fat?
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I want to eat Kanako's cake and by that I mean sniff her rim and eat her ass while she pushes her butt more and more into my face. Afterwards I want to get some of the dessert and kiss her tummy everywhere, suckling her titties and put some small cute muffins inside her womb.
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>no soft gf
this is the fat thread right?
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>>37005211
>a girl like this would be significantly less appealing in reality
Life in third dimension just isn't fair.

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Which body type do you prefer, /r9k/? Thicc MILFs always do it for me.
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>tfw no mama gf
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>>37004218
I like lots of different ones, but a thicc milf would be nice if she pretended to be my mommy
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>>37004304
>into mommydom
>disgusted by the thought of fucking my real mother

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>smartest man alive
>skipped ahead several grades and spent his school years studying advanced math and physics
>got screwed over by normie peers at college, dropped out and worked as a bouncer for most of his life
Is Christopher Langan proof that people like us were doomed from the start? This guy had every genetic advantage in life and yet he still never found success because society was too normie for him. There are several such examples in history.

Whenever a normie laughs at you for calling yourself intelligent despite failing at life, just remember our man Christopher Langan here. If this Chad-tier 210IQ supergenius couldn't make it, what chance in hell do we have?
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>>37004167
>got screwed over by normie peers at college
>society was too normie for him
He dropped out because he thought he could teach himself.
He couldn't go to Harvard because his mother forgot to sign forms or something.
He also has a brainy waifu and leads a comfy life of reading books and tending to horses.
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>>37004465
>He also has a brainy waifu and leads a comfy life of reading books and tending to horses.

This fucker could be curing cancer, inventing ftl space travel, making robot gfs for us, etc. but he just looked at the world and said, "nah"
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>>37004167

if he was smart he would have made better decisions...

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why don't you just marry an average girl?
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>>37004108
She looks like she has mind down syndrome.
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>>37004108
Because average women only want Chad.
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>>37004108
Because I am a below average guy.

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