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>>34967318
I'm in the same boat as you OP, I often find myself whispering conversations to myself and narrating over things I do.

>Mfw I spoke to myself when I read the OP
Didn't even think

Tbh I think this is pretty normal, if it's not I'm equally fucked up,

>>34967663
I'm not full NEET, I have a couple "friends", but sometimes when we are smoking weed together, I am deeply thinking about something, and then I suddenly snap back and can't understand if I just whispered everything I had thought or not, it gets fucking frightening sometimes. Its going to ruin all my remaining social life one day when I start whispering some fucked up shit when I'm not alone. Also having an oneitis doesn't help at all, I can fantasise about her for hours sometimes.

Once you have facial hair its over.

>>34967170
I'm 23 in the same exact boat. I do have a andro face and I'm around 5'8 though so I guess I have a few advantages. I honestly wish I could go back to 18 and transition but I'm pretty sure that ship has sailed and being a cute boy is the closest thing I can get to being a girl.

>>34967170
You mean a girl (boy) ? You can like dicks at any age senpai but you still have time to start HRT and let bulls fuck that boipussy

>>34967086
You make me regret deleting all those dog killing videos I used to have saved

>>34967104
Wow, that's pretty heckin badass dude

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>>34967086
I want to have a cat, dogs are lame and so are you!

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>>34967057
>tfw he wants to tax us even though he knows we make no income

why would he be so cruel? Why does he hate us?

Every time you use a machine or device you have to pay money to the government.

>>34967057
At the point where the workforce is completely automated, we should move completely to communism.

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Dark Souls 1 steamkey and I'll be your personal cuteboi forever
[email protected]

If someone is kind enough could they buy me Stardew Valley. It looks like harvest moon and i played that alot growing up. My Steam ID is /profiles/76561198004024779/. Thank-youu.

>>34968612
Just pirate it anon, it's pretty fun actually. Much like harvest moon but you can kill stuff

>>34966975
Of course it will be. All jobs will eventually become automated, so either the capitalist lets us die or gives us money.

>>34966975
>mfw I haven't worked a single minute in my life
>mfw I don't even have to
The neet wins again

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>mfw NEETs were just ahead of the times

>>34966966
Where in socal? If you chose LA it's your own damn fault, idk why anyone would anybody think that's a good place to live

>>34966966
You must be doing it wrong. San Diego here and it's perfect for botbros. Ocean Beach specifically.

>>34967023

Santa Monica, I feel very inferior, very poor, very dated here. It's like people here are a few generations ahead of me in terms of genetics

don't know if this counts for much but happy birthday anon i hope you have a good day

oregeno post office

>>34966933
Happy birthday!

How old will you be?

What's your favourite movie

>>34966998

Thank you anon, i appreciate it

>>34967049

Thank you anon, im 19 since today. I dont really have one specific favorite movie, i like a lot of different stuff, but LoTR is one of my favorites.

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>>34966463
wtf man why do asian people always do this? Every single goddamn time.

>tfw getting a haircut
>tfw asian haircutter lady says I look like a little boy
>tfw am 24 fucking years old
>"girls no like that huh?? hard for you with girls??"
>mfw

>>34966627
>>34966463
Fuck asians

I'm sorry that happened to you guys

>tfw baby face AND balding
WAKE ME UP

No he's trash

>>34966458

Lol? He is the most unliked president in history

>>34966458
he will be the president with the second shortest term after that guy who died a few weeks after his inaugural address

>>34966420
Global elite on csgo, diamond 1 in LoL and I don't have a single friend.

>>34966420
I'm 22, always been good at vidya but never ever talked before. Decided to try the other day, got told to get cancer and die. Never again.

tfw outdpsing top dps with my huntard in vanilla wow on world dragons with the ancient bone bow from stratholme

>>34966410
Wrong, I'm single because I don't leave my house and no one knows I exist.

>>34966505

This pretty much although I don't think any girl would want me even if I left the house

>>34966410

that's okay, more money for me. jfc.

>>34966311
Not all is black or white. You're not just a perfectly normal member of society or the most desperate of robots. Just do things as you like, for example helping robots. And about the dopamine, I just keep hearing this word lately: be it here or somewhere else, you're gonna look for it.

thanks for your help, OP. You're like BluSkye with the comfy threads. It's very nice. You're probably helping a lot of people by being nice.

>>34966311
Even when nothing nice happens here, I don't go elsewhere. There's nowhere else to go, anyways
Feel free to brighten up the place, but don't force yourself to if you'd rather leave

Yes.

Agatha fags are pleb tier

>>34966310

is the earth flat?

>>34966819
I don't know, if you claim to know and haven't been to space, then you are an idiot.

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hmu for a boring time

I know you are here ucf robots. The most normie school in America

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Forgot unnecessary pic