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Everytime I see Anzu I think she has a cute face, but then I remember that she's actually a saran wrapped skeleton

I'd go with right

The first thing I thought of when I saw this picture was "bet they're hiding something, untrustworthy whores." Instead of assuming that they're nice people I did the exact opposite. Left I guess

>>34786132
Well you are right, that's how all "quirky" chicks are.

Confirmed faggot
originaloli

Yes. Now start slaying that boipussy fag.

>>34786046
This happened to me too. To girly looking to get a gf

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>>34786039
It never existed.

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Fuck off, I have my waifu.

No. They're just inside streaming like normal people.

>>34786010
please do it.
I am tired of seeing 4chan culture outside of 4chan. it really is the most autistic thing.

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But then there would be no need for you to invent a time machine to stop yourself from going on 4Chan.

I wish you the best of luck OP. But it you were going to do it, wouldn't it have happened already?

>>34785903
>I'm a girl

Dropped

Just stay inside and hide until it's over like reasonable people.

>>34785903
Watch how fast this is going to work

>There must be something wrong with you

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>tfw you told your mom you were going to be an astronaut

This happened today so it hurts a lot
>See one of my steam friends is on
>He invites me to his game but due to TF2's shitty new system I can't join off of him
>He's playing with one of his friends and does so for an hour, then goes offline
Okay, no big deal. He might have been busy
>5 mins ago another friend is on
>"Dude I've been bored all fucking day, want to play something together?"
>"Sucks to hear thet senpai but I'm watching a stream"
>**** is now away
If you two don't want to play/talk to me don't have me as a friend

>>34786044
Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhh muh internet friends

>"Shh" finger on her lips
>"I'll give you my big mac, for a prize."
>pinches her nipple

>>34785822

*smashes cones in both their face*

"...and now you're FROSTED cunts."

*exit stage left*

>>34785857
i want to pinch a girl's nipple hard. i don't need to use my nails, but i want to clamp down hard and watch her reaction. whether it's pain or pleasure, i'd enjoy it

>>34785821
chef boyardee mac and cheese. I eat it stright out the can.

>>34785821
What does this even taste like? How do you prepare it?

>>34785821

You don't eat canned squid straight out of the can. You simmer it in soy sauce, vinegar sliced onion, crushed garlic, salt and pepper.

Source?

original comment since 2017.

>>34785770
he'd just be lipping it. She didn't stretch his tongue too.

>>34786368
It doesn't matter I'm a good sucker.

>>34785740
because its fun you autist

>>34785740
do you know what a party is? if yes why do you go? if no just follow the advice of your friends

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>>34785740
>having friends
WHY?

Why? Don't you have a bathroom?

What is the reason for people doing this?
It's so common

>>34785733
im a casual bottle pisser, use one about once a week if i cbf getting up or if im really drunk and dont want to see anyone

You should change your picture and profile then.

>>34785726
good job. you played yourself

wait tinder is a paid-for thing?

It sucked. Dude was hung too. It made me appreciate women much more and I'll never suck one ever again.

>>34785723
It was my mom's boyfriend's. Don't remember too much about it since it was a decade ago and I was 8.

I did it because I read it in doujins a lot and wanted to see what it was like irl. Too thick and tiring once was enough.

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What are ya'll doin this comfy friday eve?

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>>34785725

Chilling out playing vidja gaymes

>>34785760
anymore like this one?

>>34785645
They're sluts and will make your life worse than it already is.

>>34785691
i cant see how thats possible tbqh

>>34785691
this. assuming you mean actual crazy not meme crazy they're incredibly annoying and you'll want to punch them in the face after about an hour or so. there's a reason none of them can keep a guy even if they are fit.