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Would you kill a girl in exchange for unlimited access to her vagina once she is dead?
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>>35079018
that shit would start rotting after a while
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>>35079026
ever heard of a fridge, anon?
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>>35079018
Why did I laugh at this thread so hard
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Why BWWM couples look so happy? What's their secret?
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French Montana just loves his life man.
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>>35079011
their love is strong enough to persist despite the hate others throw their way. it tests the mettle of their relationship from the get-go. the weaker ones crumble sooner, so the ones you see are always the ones who have withstood and persisted despite the hardships. you gotta have a lot of love for that to work.
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I don't know. Black women are weird to me. Like most of them I find totally repulsive but then there's always that one girl that is hot as fuck and usually the blacker the hotter. I guess they are actually different ethnicities and I have the hots for some random tribe.
But to answer your question: confidence. Both the man and the woman clearly don't give a shit about what society says about them so they are just happy with each other.
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What would you do if you wake up tommorow as this yummy white kitty girl?
Hardmode: you're also a billionaire
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>>35078968
bonus what do:
>steps out of the shadows
>grabs your ass
>"heh, you're pretty cute anon.... why don't we go back to my place...?"
what do?
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No-hardmode: Be a porn star
Hardmode: Be a porn star
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>>35078968
haha, damn you fags ruin everything
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Is it better to be a virgin or fuck a fat chick?
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>>35078925
It depends entirely on the proportions of the fat chick, but it can honestly be really fun to harpoon a whale.
Only problem is that robots with small dick problems will have those issues amplified by a thousand times with a fat girl
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>>35078925
Fuck a fat chick.
Pussy is pussy and it will feel the same if not better than fucking a 10/10 stacy.
You just need to find one that youre actually atracted to
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>>35078925
hamplanets are just as bad and often worse than any other woman. they look less atrractive, have bad health, are lazier, cost more money, can do even less housework and are bad in bed.
its all you dont want in a woman multiplied by ten.
dont
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> Treat girl nicely
> "He's boring. I want a different guy in my life."
> Treat girl badly
> "I'll go home with this other guy to get my revenge."
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Yep.
quiteoriginal
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>treat girl
>no thanks
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>>35078884
>treat girl with acidic solution
>her skin melts off
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>on a 2 week vacation in Cuba with boyfriend
>we are laying down soaking up some rays at a beach
>suddenly some woman approaches my boyfriend and leans over
>she walks up to him and says "Matthew?"
>boyfriend gets up and looks at her all shocked "Patricia?"
>she hugs him, pressing her breasts against him "oh man it's been so long. What are you doing here?" and kisses him on cheek
>he tells her he's on vacation with me
>she says "so this is your new girlfriend?" she then offers to shake my hand
>I ask her how she knows my boyfriend
>she tells me she used to date him
>boyfriend and her start talking about how the new things that have happened in their lives since they started talking to each other
>every time she laughs she touches his arms
>get fed up with her touching him and physically put myself between her and him
>grab her by her bikini top and tell her she shouldn't be touching him like that
>accidentally ended up taking off her top
>she isn't phased by it. tells me "It's no biggie. This is a clothing optional beach. I was going to sunbathe topless anyway Plus, it's not like Matthew hasn't seen these before."
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>>35078876
>>on a 2 week vacation in Cuba with boyfriend
Stop reading here.
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>>35078876
Wow get rekt! Your fault for being such a jealous girlfriend.
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Fuck you roastie. Hope Matthew gets stolen away from you. I bet Patricia is hotter by far.
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Is there a more neet friendly snack?
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>>35078824
there is no place for regular cheetos on this earth
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Pre digested dog sausages
And gravy
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>>35078824
i eat lightly salted lays chips on the regular
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Daily reminder that you attract the women equal to youif you don't attract any, it's because you're a male version of a cat lady on heroin
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>>35078813
At this point heroin sounds like a good investment
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>>35078980
It might be
Men and women aren't equal
For a woman heroin is a disaster but for a man it can be a bonus as you can find a heroin girlfriend who's so knocked down she'll see it as a plus
The male equivalent would be playing world of warcraft and having a piss bottle
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puddingsing
>"Musk was severely bullied throughout his childhood, and was once hospitalized when a group of boys threw him down a flight of stairs and then beat him until he lost consciousness."
Was/Is he a robot?
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>>35078804
>group of boys
>south Africa
Hmmm, I wonder what was left out of this story
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>>35078869
He was rich, probably white "Bois"
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>>35078804
He believes working 100 hours a week is more productive then working 40 hours a week. The guy is nuts, but also a genius.
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>Turning 27 soon
Is it over? am i old?
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>>35078696
It was over 20 years ago
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honestly it was always too late
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>>35078696
It's going to keep going for another 40 years.
You better find a way to make them less miserable.
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If there was some magical way for you to transform into a QT trap/shemale on demand and then go back to being a guy when you've decide it's enough, would you do it?
If so what would you do while you're that QT trap/shemale?
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>>35078606
>would you do it?
Only if i'd be biological female.
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>>35078606
Fuck you.
I mean, literally, meet you physically and fuck you.
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>>35078606
I wish there was some magical way to kill every single one of you faggots
I hate women and wish they'd all die.
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>>35078482
the hatred passes after a couple months,then apathy then acceptance
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>>35079068
>acceptance
What happens at this stage? Is this where beta men in their 30's get married?
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>>35078482
I wish women would all die and men who wanted to could become beautiful and cute women that are fully capable of reproducing.
If I'm gonna fuck a crazy girl, I'd rather they understand the thoughts of a man.
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>bough 10 cheeseburgers and 5 large fries to see if I could them in one sitting
>it was super easy
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how many would you eat every day?
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>>35078502
3 but it would take all day
1 for lunch
2 for dinner
I don't eat breakfast, I don't know how people are hungry when they wake up
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>>35078475
>tfw ate a whole box of microwave spicey wings
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>spend all day being productive -- studying for classes, working on assignments and projects, reading, etc.
>at the its, lay in bed feeling like shit and hating myself for an hour before falling asleep
>spend all day being unproductive -- downloading porn, fapping, posting here, playing vidya I don't even enjoy anymore, etc.
>at its end, lay in bed feeling like shit and hating myself for an hour before falling asleep
No matter what I do, it's all the same.
Additionally, I lie about all of this to the only person in my life that might care -- my mom. I lie about these things because I don't think it would benefit anyone if I were honest, so ultimately my happiness, sadness, and everything in between are of equal consequence -- none at all.
No matter how I feel, it's all the same.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
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>>35078462
:3
try doing some physical activity. at the end of the day you'll be so tired you won't have energy to think about any of that bullshit.
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>>35078462
>spend all day asleep doing nothing
>wake up , lay in bed and hating my self for an hour before getting up
>keep trying to make plans for the next day to do something
>lay in bed awake for hours not being able to sleep
>sleep all day
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You need to learn to just do things
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What boards are you currently banned from?
Mine are
>/tv/
>/pol/
>/fit/
At the moment
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I got permaban from pol for elsaposting
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>>35078461
Ok, I'll take the bait. How the fuck do you get banned from /pol/.
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>>35078461
>>/tv/>/pol/>/fit/
So much cancer, holy shit !