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So apparently cats see humans as other large cats. How do we come to terms with this?
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>>35351936
Embrace it and go full furry.
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>>35351936
I see my cats as tiny humans, so I am mostly okay with this.
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Start shitting in a box
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What country do you live in?
>burger and bong dont reply
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Canada
The most original country on Earth
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Eat shit, Americans can do whatever we want!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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>>35349375
Commiefornia
unoriginal
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On what stage are you on anon?
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>>35359259
>wanting to fuck humans
blvd
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stage 5
everything that existed and will exist, everything and anything, may it be alive or not.
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>>35359259
>wanting to fuck 3DPD
Degenerate.
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>over 1/4th of the year is already over
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>>35359061
>Best timeline
>Your life still sucks
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>>35359074
>timelines are a simplistic and unscientific explanation and likely don't exist as they're often presented
This life is what is and there is nothing else and it will recur eternally.
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Pretty sure I have skin cancer. How long till it kills me?
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>>35358959
cancer is a spook
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>>35358959
skin cancer is fairly treatable.
Get to a damned doctor
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>note brief and meaningless flirtatious banter between robot and femanon in a thread
>post about it every day like they owe me money
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You are the most passive aggresive piece of shit
710 Georgia Avenue, Statesboro GA Apt 121
Step up or shut the fuck up, bitch
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>>35358928
You are the most passive aggresive piece of shit
710 Georgia Avenue, Statesboro GA Apt 123
Step up or shut the fuck up, bitch
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>>35359041
>>35358928
woah
idnr
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>too weird to fit in with normies
>too normal to fit in with robots
who /cyborg/ here?
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>>35358860
did you do one of those robot tests?
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me kind of
I can interact with normies on a fairly consistent basis but I find that conversation is difficult with them and feels more forced, whereas I feel more comfortable, at east, and able to talk to robots - but I personally don't consider myself to be a full on robot autismo
lifes breddy gud :DD
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I get along great with normies, but I can't for the life of me create friends
Whenever I do get close to someone I become irritated with him/her and next we see less and then we're strangers again
This has happened to me on a regular basis for 10 years now
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>mother found the cum homunculus
its all coming together lads, my plan is falling into place.
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>>35358829
>my asshole brother stole my ham succubus
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>>35358829
We'll, congratulations; you got yourself caught. What's the next step in your master plan?
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>>35358886
>they found the wreckage
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Do you like cute boys robots?
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>>35358785
Hell yeah
Ubusbs
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fuck off you gay faggots, kill yourselves you degenerates how did you stray so far from the light.
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Had been dating my first girl ever at age 20 for about a month. i gave her my first kiss 2 days ago and she seemed to be really into it. yesterday i asked her to be my gf after i opened up to her and shared all my insecurities and feelings. she rejected me and gave me the generic "im not ready for a relationship, you're a blah blah blah guy... i don't deserve you... we should still be friends." bs i really just want to disappear.... why must i be rejected by everyone... im such a fucking friendless lonely loser
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>>35358731
Well don't spill your guts on the second date for one.
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>>35358731
Listen op, I feel for you and all but I am tired of repeating myself to everyone on here. You fell for the gf meme, so you sort of deserve it. You need to stop pursuing women and go your own way.
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glad to see the president is memeing us back
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Back to >>>/pol/ with you
>Originooo
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>>35358468
>4 leaf clover
I want mine with the 4 chan logo instead. Seems more appropriate
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>>35358468
I-is that le ebin 4channel reference??!!!xdddd
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>Taking on more responsibilities at work
>Probably right, so far getting paid well and probably not doing enough for it
>Heard the work is tough, not the best work to do
>Start to panic and want to leave
Any robots got any way of gaining self confidance? Most people would see it as a challenge, I see it as stress and anxiety, feel like the walls will close in and trap me
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>>35358438
>Any robots got any way of gaining self confidance?
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>>35358475
In the job anon, not for approach girl
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> on a first date, he orders a devil shot
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>>35358414
>devil shot
What the fuck
Angel Shots make some sort of sense but what the fuck is a Devil Shot supposed to be
Do you buy one and then kill the girl, and the bar covers it up?
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That's what you get for posting an old pic
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>>35358414
>on a first date, She doesn't order an Irish car bomb
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How to get girls like this?
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>>35358375
>have money
>be a little stuck up
>be chad
>understand fashion
good luck op
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Buy one from Ukraine
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>>35358375
Be rich
Be good looking
Be assertice/self confident
/thread
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>have extremely large cock
>look beautiful, girls tell me I should model
>6'1"
>hilarious, can always make people laugh, often told I would make a good comedian
>humble and empathetic
>math major from an Ivy league school with 325k starting at an insurance company
>too intelligent to make friends or date women
Release me from this hell. My intellect is too intimidating, often I envy people who are dumber.
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Nice original fanfic
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>>35358214
>extremely large cock
Post stats.
inb4 "I think it's at least 10 inches long, don't know the circumference"
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>>35358214
Post Dick and Face