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>phone
end it

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>Having porn on your phone

>>34824819
>phone

Kill yourself

>>34824761
Youre 5'3, you will never come across threathening
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>>34824876
but what are some submissive mannerisms i can adopt?

>>34825116
Well you can always keep your hands in your pockets and look downwards most of the time, but you probably already do that.

If you really want to be submissive to everyone then you should do things like offer people your place in lines, help pay for people's purchases when they're short, hold doors open for everyone, and never say no when someone asks you for something or a favor. Basically just keep giving everyone else what they want while ignoring your own wants.

We're having tacos tonight anon

It's called having hyper empathy.
That's pretty cute, anon.

>>34824730
I hope you eat them all

>>34824705
They're worth what the market says they're worth. Fuck off you commie garbage

>>34824721
t. minimum wage piss poor trailer trash that takes out loans to buy the latest iphone

>>34824705
>we pay them millions.
which they then near instantaneously piss away on cars, houses they can't afford 10 years from then, and other pointless shit

look up how many pro athletes are still rich once they are no longer professionally employed athletes

>>34824593
Would you consider doing lewd straight (homo) things with me?

who wants to do lewd switch things with me?
>>34824593
i hated hibike euphonium but loved sapphire

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>>34824593
tfw drunk and a lot of extended family is over for little brothers birthday

blyat

>>34824566
I started reading recently. Not into fiction that much. I'm reading National Geographic travel guides to different countries.Hoping one day I can visit all these places and utilize what I learned.

>>34824607
You know how you make it happen? With a steady career.

There's a reason all the NEET threads have more replies right now.

>>34824512
>Indians can't be robots
Fuck off Jackie Chan

>>34824537
Pajeets can just get an arranged marriage, anon.

>>34824560
This.
Same with arabs

>>34824438
I asked him and at first he laughed but then he let me do it

>>34824546
What did you say exactly? Also was he your friend? What did either of you say afters?

>>34824438
I did but it was a lot more awkward than you'd think. He was open to it and eventually he actually let me do it. He couldn't get hard because I'm a guy and eventually we just kinda...stopped. Didn't talk about it ever again.

It almost never plays out like it does in your fantasies.

>>34824108
>girl
>boy's parts
Choose one.

>>34824137
I-I gguess I r-reall.. am super w-weird, huh... *sob*

>>34824137
All dicks start out as a clit in the womb, so the term "boiclit" is indeed 100% correct.

>>34824010
>2d yes
>3d no

>>34824010
From most to least important it would depend on
How poor her hygiene is
Other traits she has(inc. non-fat face and good personality)
How obese
How willing she is to take showers with me

>>34824010
No

I'm neither obese nor do I have bad hygiene, so I'm not going to go for a women who is either of these

>>34823787
Original posts

Original

>newfags
>newfags that want to shoot up their school

>>34823798
>Original
See, you just proved yourself wrong.

>>34823426
Well obviously having both of those views would not work. If hate you children and encourage people of your race not to have kids then your race dies. Which means the races you hate will outnumber yours.

>>34823426
my friends kid is annoying as fuck but he's cool sometimes

he shared tendies with me the other day

Who's that loli?

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>>34823335
>mfw some faggot is staring at me saying 'keep it up boys, I'm enjoying the show'

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>>34823335
I do this shit. Then I come inside and my wife expects me to do the dishes and go get groceries while she hangs out in our home with her mother. Will somebody please kill me?

>>34824455
With pleasure, normie. x

Norms can and do have it. If you get to the point of being naked with a woman, she won't care--just like penis size.

pectus is nothing gyno is horrible. People can feel bad about pectus but laugh at guys with gyno.

>>34823286
thank you for saying pectus instead of only pectus excavatum (your picture) like most people selfishly do since it's the much more common form of pectus with Pectus carinatum being far rarer meaning that PC would sooner identify one as a robot by the logic of most OPs of these types of threads than PE especially because it's covered by almond no medic plans as it's seen as simply cosmetic and not a guaranteed harbinger of further health complications (that's technically false by the way) and is so often overlooked entirely whereas the more common form is easily treated with a brace (during formative and bodily developmental years) or surgery and is covered by many medical plans

t. somebody who knew someone with PC (not PE) who took their own life largely because of it

>>34823028
im a conservative but it only makes me hate myself and humanity more

>>34823028
I fish with my uncle from time to time.

It's alright

No, they just meme about Trump and complain about how taxes are theft, liberals are retarded, and melanin americans are destroying the country.

They have no regard for the personal responsibility and achievement that are looked upon highly by many conservatives.

In fact I find it pretty ironic that the right has nothing but contempt for losers, deadbeats, and profoundly flawed individuals, yet there are hordes of seemingly right-wing robots. That''s some major cognitive dissonance right there.