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>>35799451
boipucci is the real redpill. nothing better than blowing an 8 rope load deep inside a tight butthole.

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Itchy, I just shaved like two days ago and I'm already starting to feel it. Seems kind of pointless if you don't have a bf.

What's the criteria for it to be a boipucci and not just an ass? Asking for a friend.

>>35799381
get a night job
>less socializing
>more pay

I get that way as soon as everyone in my house goes to bed. I think it has to do with me being less anxious, because I know nobody will bother me.

>>35799427
This
I got a night job just for this purpose.

>>35799373
Bump to get some response to not be alone with this

>but she's cute
Not at all.
Death is a preferable alternative to communism.

>>35799431
But like coloured hair and tomboyish looks tho

>>35799353
when i'm 30 and find out i did not get super powers

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when I find true love

>>35799353
>this place
4chan? By the end of the year...hopefully.

I've already deleted all my reaction pics...I don't think I'll be able to get rid of the Pepe folder though...

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I liked the desert wasteland from rage

>>35799349
i hated riften, i always felt like i was gonna get mugged. hunter's dream, most comfy

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>>35799349
I dunno why I found the Wall Market so comfy, but I always did

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>26
>had one gf 4 years ago for 3 months

At least I got to experience it once in my lifetime.

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>>35799347
>>35799379
>29
>had college gf for 3 years
>graduated and lived together for 8 months
>she was pregnant but miscarried after 3 months
>destroyed our relationship now I live at home and am full NEET status

When they say it was better to love and lose than never to love at all they lied lads. The pain is real.

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>>35799445
>>When they say it was better to love and lose than never to love at all they lied lads.
I'm >>35799379
I still think about her daily.

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>>35799343
Well I'm still drinking some beer I got. So nothing for me right now I guess.

I've been lamenting over how disillusioned I am with my job in the military so far. I joined so I could give my all for my country. Instead I've been told that I'm not a real soldier, and can never hope to be, by my leadership up until this point. Now in an over-strength unit, every day that I look in the mirror I feel only disgust and think to myself that I don't deserve to wear this uniform.

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>>35799448
I still don't understand why people join the military during non-war time, I mean it's noble but still...

>>35799448
What do you have in your fridge?

Any goodies?

>>35799303
Buy more beer OP you fucking retard

>>35799303
if you have any money lying around you could buy enough beers to replace the ones you drank

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>>35799303
I'll never understand how people drink beer. The taste isn't bad, but something about carbonated beverages and alcohol fucks my stomach up. Ten minutes after I drink it my stomach is in a knot for 30 minutes. Doesn't happen when I just drink regular alcohol like whiskey.

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>>35799259
>family found the face-fuck futon

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>>35799259
>mom found the cum sculpture

>Little sister found the sex swing

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>I'll never live independently far away from society

tfw

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Love this gif, you guys can feel the feel from these kinds of images, right? It's not 'aesthetic', but it has a kind of effect to it. I know some of you know what I'm talking about. Try and post these kinds of images if you can.

Maybe, are you male or female?

>>35799248
i'm a girl (female)

Hey, I'm all those things.
And I'm 26.

For the first time in my life, I feel like I'm someone's type.

>>35799204
same. I don't know why I do it

>not eating your finger skin, finger nails, boogers, and the shit that forms in your eyes
I partake in peeled skin as well

>>35799204
Yes, I even use a toothpick to peel em real good. Damn cuticles gots to go.

AND
What's even more delicious is picking scabs off my scalp. That sulfury/irony blood and pus mixture, it's very crackly.

>>35799096
post skype your sexy footed fembot

>>35799096
jupiter has 63 [maybe more] moons. u need to be more like jupiter femanon

>>35797927

Get some new material

>have a child
>bear child for 9 months
>feed child, ask for nothing in return
>get beat the fuck up by said child
>question your life choices

Seems about right hue

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>>35799169
but i never asked for her to feed me and keep me alive, let alone shoving me out in this wasteland

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>>35799094
Man, that's cute.
Holla at me with ur discord id. I want cha

>>35799076
That would be delicious with some sweet n sour sauce

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>grow up
>have to buy your own tendies

why is life pain?

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>>35799076
popper master race, checking in