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>mom is working at a computer company
>dad is ceo (doesnt own company the though)
>they have an affair
>hes married already to another woman for 10 years
>he tells my mom "i will divorce my wife for you", never does
>only reason she doesnt abort me is THIS lie he told her
KILL ME RIGHT NOW IM BORN OUT OF A LIE
>mom is in hospital with my grandma, giving birth, he acknowledges me as his child
fast forward like half a year
>he steals money and computer stuff from the company, the company owners eventually decide to fire him
>look at the company books, see he gives my mom money every month
>shes in on it!!!
>jk, hes actually just paying her alimony for me
Friendly reminder he never showed any interest in me, did nothing other than paying his alimony. My mom actually tried to get him to pay attention to me when i was a kid.
Fast forward again, im 20 now
>decide fuck it,i wanna meet my dad. i want to see him, talk to him, just get to know him. thats literally my biggest wish in life
>search for him on google n shiet, eventually find out where he lives, his number, etc
>master stalker here lads
>decide to call him
>"hey its me your son. you wanna meet up sometime soon?"
>hes like "hehe...sure...we can meet up sometime ....i'll call you back alright buddy?"
>im like yeah sure (so glad i finally talked to my dad for the first time in my life), hang up
>he never calls me back, never responds to my calls, doesnt bother tomessage
fast forward again half a year
>decide fuck it, im just gonna go to his home and ring the bell
>ring ring ring
>his fucking WIFE opens
>"who are you?"
>im his son
>oh...ok...
>mind if i come in?
>s-sure...
>i tell her the ENTIRE story from my pov
>she DIDNT EVEN KNOW HE HAS A CHILD, PAYS ALIMONY, HAD AN AFFAIR OR ANYTHING
>crying, trying to talk to me and ask me a few things...
>decides to call him out on it and give me a call when its over
>never does.
>dad doesnt respond either
T-thanks dad...i just wanted to see you, just once in my life.
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>>37826877
I'm not sure what to say OP, but that's horrible. I'm sorry.
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My dad tried to do that same shit when I was a bebe but his mom wouldn't let him. We get along well now.
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im sorry to hear that anon, stay strong
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/r9k/ help me find a song
Theres this dark rap song which video features a long haired serial killer and SHRUNKEN HEAD
Its gritty, similar to ice cubes Sasquatch video
I already posten on /mu/ but no replies, + it was on /r9k/ where i saw this video
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are you thinking of the buss driver from the third harry potter movie?
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>>37826918
no man the rap song with the serial killer in the music video
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Could it be Chuggo?
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Any other /chad killers/ here?
How many chads have y'all killed?
I shot 12 chads right in their thundercocks and let them bleed to death.
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>>37826788
Yeah dude I killed like 4 the other day. What is the point of your post? Do you want attention this badly? I really hope that's you under the frog mask you pathetic loser lmao
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That's a low tier bait
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I threatened to kill someone on 4chan once, and got banned for posting something that was against the law, be careful op
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>invited a plumber to my house
>kissed him on the lips to try and have gay sex with him
>he beat the shit out of me
>went to get his friends
>they are outside now waiting for me to leave so they can assault me
what the fuck do I do guys?
Basically I am a closet virgin homosexual. I am fat as fuck and a beta. My sink was needing to be replaced and a plumber came to visit. He was pretty hot and young, and the first person visiting my apartment in 5 years. I got excited and grabbed the sink he was installing, and lightly donked his head with it as a joke then put it down. He got mad at me and I kissed him to apologise and told him 'sink your tongue in me'. He got mad as fuck and beat me up.
I am scared.
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>>37826733
Beatings are fun! Go outside right now!!!
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>>37826733
Are you literally autistic? Why tf would you kiss him?
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Tell them to come in for a group beating. Act as homosexual as possible and they'll likely drop it.
I had a conversation with the reaper last night
She told me that throughout her visits there has always been one constant
>everybody dies alone but...
then she vanished
What was the but...?
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It was a trick. There was no but. Enjoy dying alone in misery.
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>Donnie, what did Roberta Spearow say to you?
>She said that every living creature on Death dies alone
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>>37826871
>on death dies alone
Uh I mean Earth. fug I can't do anything right
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>ywn grow up in the kokiri forest
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>>37826638
Fuck kokiri forest m8. It was the size of a cardboard box id get so bored being unable to go anywhere or travel anywhere besides the Lost Woods cuz a giant talking tree forbids
Fuck that m8 smoke meth
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>>37826717
But everyone was friends with everyone. Also, the magic probably makes everything bigger.
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>>37826638
>ywn be a part of a cool zora band
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why are normies so undedicated like i know so many of them who just pick up random hobbies and just drop them a week later
>be me know some dude says he is going to get into music production
>parents buy him a expensive laptop and akai midi controller and he downloads ableton
>two months later were talking about music and i ask him if hes made anything and he tells me quit because he couldn't learn how to use ableton
>be me know this other dude finds out i skate says he is going to start skateboarding
>he buys a expensive setup from zumies and the faggot posts it on Instagram
>he literally used the skateboard for like a month and now it just sits in his garage
>9 months later he buys a haro bmx bike and he doesn't even try to learn any tricks all he does is just ride it once in a while
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y-yeah normies, can't stick to anything, p-pathetic if you ask me
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>>37826563
>i skate
faggot, this is an 18+ site
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>>37826612
im not going to sit in my room all day like you fucking cuck
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post your waifus
i will ocassionally rate
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There's no need to rate as everyone already knows shes perfect
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>3D waifu
Pig disgusting
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Origistann
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Why do people get tattoos? Do people think getting a giant rose on your thigh or a shitty overused bible verse on their chest is actually cool? Why not get a piece of clothing?
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>>37826466
>it's
The perfect shit cherry on that shit tattoo.
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>>37826466
>bible quote tramp stamp
that's next level degeneracy
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>>37826466
people get tattoos because they are unintresting. if you talk to anyone with a tattoo the will ALWAYS talk about them. it's all they have. they are shallow and boring outside of the scribbles on their skin
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Well anons, this is unusual. I've just matched with a literal Stacy (Stacey in this case). How do I not fuck this up? Is it even possible to not fuck this up?
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May I see other photos of her, and one photo of you from your tinder? I will edit replies based on what we are working with here.
So you know, decent looking 8/10 dude here who's not socially autistic.
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>>37826389
Since you are you and you're here, you'll inevitably fuck it up. Don't bother trying. I can see spaghetti starting to work it's way put of your pocket already
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>>37826426
Her other photos are literally just other pics of her face. Unfortunately not a lot to go off of. In my first photo I'm wearing a suit, then I'm playing drums, then I'm with a cat, then I'm playing drums again.
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>27 kissless, friendless virgin
>Seriously considering getting breast implants just so I have a pair I can reliably play with
Please help convince me not to do this. I realize it's an awful idea but I can't help myself.
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>>37826332
Just import some Japanese boob sex toy, retard.
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>>37826332
anon i shouldn't have to tell you thats a fucking retarded idea, they dont even feel like real tits. you're going to regret that shit once you finally decide to clean yourself up, also just dont get body mods in general
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Get a prostitute. Case closed
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I never had any friends or anything. When I was working a coworker patted me on the back asking if I was alright. I never had such a genuine friendly warm touch. I almost wanted to cry. Has this happened to you?
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I hate being touched. It's an invasion of my personal space. But that cheetah is cute though.
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One day a guy smiled at me and pinched me in the cheek and i've been thinking about that for weeks and whenever I do I start blushing and giggling. That made me realize how lonely I am and how much i'm craving physical affection.
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>>37826290
Sometimes when someone brushes past me I get a tingly feeling run through my body.
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>Make friend
>Were both suicidal and depressed
>We talk allot and make sure were both okay
>Message every day
>Feel happy I have somone to talk to this much
>He gets help
>He gets girlfriend
>Starts to not message as much
>He barely even does
Why can't I just have one friend. I have nobody now. Life cant just give me a fucking break.
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>>37826238
iktf
>meet another girl off of here
>have everything in common
>become good friends and talk all the time
>she gets a bf
>stops finding time to talk since all her time is with him
>never speak anymore
It's hard the more you realise that life sucks and no one will ever care about you. It's better to just stop trying.
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>>37826495
But being lonely feels like torture
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>>37826238
Exactly the same except they just stoped talking to me from one day to the next. Yeah, i guess if i can't make friends with someone who confessed to having no friends irl or online then i should probably give up altogether
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Why is it so hard to find women who aren't pure evil?
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Because the world is full of evil people in general, OP. Good people are quickly pulled down in the name of toughening up or maturity, or die early.
You're probably evil if all you can see is evil in others, too. But being surrounded by evil has that effect.
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>>37826217
Woman are taught from birth to be sinners.
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>>37826279
I'm unwilling to compromise my values in exchange for sex. What does that make me?
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The one true test that divides the men from the boys
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>>37826200
whichever one is closer to the wall
/thread
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this is what real men do
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>>37826200
>when you see a dicklet using the high urinal and not get splashed with blowback