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I am becoming very sad

please post sad music that I can listen to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLWNV-oAhB4

try this out

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The last one got out of control but it was still interesting.

People who had a dick flashed at them and rubbed on their back were talking about wanting to kill themselves because of the experience.

People who had family members and strangers rape them for years talked about moving on.

Can we have more stories?

>be maybe 5
>16 year old cousin would babysit me sometimes
>I was having so much fun outside I did not want to go back in the house to pee
>ended up pissing myself and had to run back in the house
>I remember him being nice about it
>he had me wash myself up while he looked for something else for me to wear
>I came out in just my shirt and ran around
>memory is not clear but I remember ending up on my back with my legs spread and his toungue on my crotch
>didn't last long
>the only other thing I remember from that day is crying while I was being yelled at by my mother for pissing myself

I never told anyone. He never tried anything again. When I was 10 I let it get to me and I wanted to hurt him bad. When I was 13 I came to peace with it and learned he was just a horny curious teenager and took an opportunity.

My story is no where near as bad as other's. I'm not going to pretend I need serious psychological help. There are people with real problems here that might need support if they have not moved on yet.

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Slacking off at work to make this thread edition

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>tfw getting too old for 4chan

I wish all the kids would leave

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>Be me
>in Class
>girl asks me for answer for a question
>I tell her
>she thanks me
>start thinking
>"she asked me a question which means that she talked to me. and if a girl talks to you, you can build a relationship out of that. And relationships are dating
>im basically dating a girl
>Seems like i've started my decent into normiedom. See you fags on the other side

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How many of us here have problem with alcohol ?

I'm slowly realising that I can't go out anymore without getting blackout drunk and looking pathetic, fucking my social life a little bit more everytime.

maybe it seems like a normie's problem, but i'm not alone here ?

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It's ya boi the daily MBTI thread here again

Lets finally settle the most robot type INTP or INTJ (all 16 included)

https://www.strawpoll.me/12921624

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what is even the point of life when you're a pleb wagecuck/neet with no chances of power
finding woman is so hard these days and even if you do they're incapable of loving you
Are we here just to suffer?

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What's that you say, wagecuck? Us NEETs do nothing except sleep, watch anime, play vidya, and shit post on 4chan? Well you could have fooled me as I spent this weekend in Pittsburgh running in their races. Since I completed both the 5k and marathon, I was awarded three medals for completing their Steel Challenge. All of this due your contribution of course! So thank you for your contribution to society. Now, get to work. My next planned trip (a weeklong cycling tour) is not going to pay for itself.

Another day, another dollar.

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Can we get a thread with pics similar to this one?

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CAW? CAW CAW! CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW!

Why are crows so cool? I wish i were one

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Why does everyone want to live in white countries?

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is it wrong to be attracted to lovecraftian creatures

>be me
>fantasise about being visited by an eldritch abomination
>like me, hated by most, social outcast, degenerate, no-friends piece of shit
>show it kindness
>give it a hug
>we fall in love or have a friendship everlasting
>something /comfy/
>shelter him/her
>give him/her a name I can comprehend
>actually have a purpose
>get off my ass, get a job, provide
>normie in the streets, misguided fuck in the sheets
>love every bit of my new fucked up reality
>become hostile to most humans, keep to myself
>catch wild animals and feed them to him/her
>everlasting
>friendship
>one fucked up on the inside
>the other fucked up on the outside
>he/she wants me to assimilate into them, become a part of them or become their species / race
>I would accept gladly.

This or actually have a reason to live

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Would women like these date a robot?

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>>>/adv/18297029
What the fuck is actually wrong with people? In this fucking day and fucking age