>That faint tobacco smell at a grandparent's house
>A fresh shave after a hot towel
>Waking up rested one minute before the alarm clock
>coming in the house when you're soaking wet from the rain, changing from your normal clothes and putting tracksuit bottoms and a comfy shirt on, then sitting down to watch total war videos
it's a heavenly feeling
>waking up thinking you need to go to school/work, but then you realise you're free for the day
>>39350121
>Waking up rested
God I'd give anything to know what this feels like.
I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
day148
how is your weekend going anons?
>>39350048
Hello friend!
Holly, Lisa Lisa, or Tomoko?
>>39350135
probably holly
>>39350048
wait you've been posting Kakyoin every day for almost half a year?
how can the black man even compete with other races just look at his tiny TBC
>>39349926
LMFAO boi
>>39349945
yes "man" is an understatement look at how tiny his "dick" is
>>39349926
Seriosly speaking it's really weird seing a black cock being this small. Somehow looks surreal.
>somehow manage to get invited to a normie party
>they play this shitty game most of the time
>most rounds are just people awkwardly reading unfunny cards and everyone is pretending to enjoy it
Is this what normies really do?
yeah when I was a wagie I was a borderline normie and was surprised how much they DON'T fuck even when they are bf and gf.
So now I can be a neet in happiness knowing the truth, that normies dont have better lives then me at all
Also, normies have a weird tendency to want to watch movies at social gatherings, which I find bizarre. You're with a bunch of other people, and you want to....sit around and watch a movie? That is fucking boring and yet normies love that shit.
>>39349843
That's why you get drunk before you play this shitty game
Hey slaves, ready for another LOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG, grueling day on the grind tomorrow? I heard Mr. Goldstein wants you there extra early tomorrow for a meeting, so better get to bed now.
>Ssgt Goldstein says formation at 0500 for a death run
>Last day before post deployment leave
First nasty hurricane of the season and I gotta go to Houston.
>tfw was hoping for Louisiana
Oh well, at least it's with Red Cross and not faggot national guard lol
>bank holiday in bongland
Don't think so Shlomo
What do Chad and Stacy talk about?
having perfect babies
Anything. It doesn't matter what you say when you're Chad. I made two different profiles on a dating website once: one was a Chad and the other one was some desperate guy stuck between normie and robot. I said pretty much the same thing when chatting to girls but with the mediocre guy the girls always got bored and the conversation died out however with Chad I could probably have kept the conversation alive for hours.
>>39349785
I don't think anyone could ask for better genetics than the offspring of the couple in OP's pic.
Has an underaged girl ever showed attraction for you?
>>39349711
Yes she said she loved me.
I don't know if that was true or not but i did love her, that's what i'm sure of.
No i wasn't going to fuck her.
>>39349711
only 15 and 16 year olds.
in my country the minimum age for sexy time is 16, with consent.
Fugged the 15 one when she turned 16.
>>39349711
One of my 8 year old brothers friends said she wanted to marry me once, sent me into a panic for a while since I was afraid everyone was gonna think im a pedo
I want to learn Spanish because I want to move to Argentina. Where do I start?
>>39349486
If you're from any developed nation just be sure to have a great paying job when you move here
>>39349486
Rosetta stone and get a textbook on grammar. Read and write Spanish and try to find a speaker to practice with.
>quiere vivir en un pais del tercer mundo
Female fireflies flash their lights only to have intercourse with the males; males twinkle just to have intercourse with the females. And once their mating has finished, they die.
In short, their reproductive instinct is the single, absolute reason for fireflies to live. In that simple instinct and their simple world, no kind of sadness can intervene. This is precisely why fireflies are so fleetingly beautiful.
what's the point of that though? what's the point of mating just to die so your kids can mate and die? what do they accomplish?
>>39349160
You & I, alone, were left behind by the gaieties of summer to be actively mocked by the rest of the world, all of which were in high spirits due to summer's onset. The fireflies? They've moved on.
>>39349220
what does a firefly do when it can't mate? are you telling me to kms?
Why are people so easy to bait on this site? Not only do people take the most obvious bait, it seems as though no one no longer understands the concept of sarcasm or satire and will instead take very obvious joke posts seriously. It feels like every thread on 4chan devolves into people just calling each other retards and cucks. Does being here make you progressively dumber? I don't remember it being like this even like 3 years ago.
>>39348902
Full of normies. You know the answer cmon.
>>39348902
You're asking this on /r9k/, the Grand Central Station of autism.
You're retarded for even asking this. Get out.
>>39348902
anonymity, nobody knows who you are so you could easily just be someone with really dumb beliefs
stupid people do exist so it can be hard to tell between satire and genuine actual stupidity.
Gonna let the britcucks have the more successful feel thread?
HELP! HELP!
*glug glug lug*
>>39348879
Good effort on that feel street, this has potential
What's your favorite burger, fellow Americans?
>tfw our generation grew up before the internet
>tfw generation played outside
>tfw we actually got with other kids to trade pokemon/battle each other
>tfw our generation played sports
>tfw we had movies and shows with deep, intricate stories filled with symbolism and morals.
>tfw see these new kids growing up grow up watching minecraft let's plays.
>tfw new kids obsess over pokemon go, minecraft, fidget spinners, youtube play buttons, likes, and subscribers, and suprise eggs.
>tfw kids don't even play anymore, they fry their brains on cancerous youtube videos
ye everyone's part of your generation because you matter!
>>39348711
>suprise eggs.
don't diss kinder surprise you cunt
It won't really matter if we all end up on the same shithole, does it?
>want to masturbate all day
>parents constantly barging into my room
Happy b-day masturbator
>get a lock
son why you locked your door. We are not strangers
>>39348750
Hey Bucko, put on a nice change of clothes, I'm taking you out to drop off resumes.
Are you a nice girl? Do you feel bad when you do things that aren't nice?
There are no nice girls on /r9k/. RIP.
>>39348677
I'm a nice guy.
And it's got me nothing in return throughout my life but misery and more isolation.
lots of people tell me i am and yes i do feel bad so i try not to do them. can't help what my heart feels though.
How does one make their semen thick, like on the right? Not asking how to make more or for it to shoot higher, but how to make it THICKER and less watery.
If I jerk off while sitting on the toilet, it comes out thicker, but not as thick - and any other way it's just watery for the most part.
There's a perfect 60 fps facial video of a blonde getting the PERFECT facial with exactly how I want my semen to be, but I can't find it.
Yes I know I sound like a creep.
>>39348598
That's lotion, isn't it?
Also, fuck you. Thick semen is disgusting.
>>39348598
Idk but no fap, oysters, and shit like that make you hornier so I imagine no fapping while including those things in your diet to build it all up. My dream is to cum hentai-tier buckets on a bitch but idk how
>>39348598
There's like a chart you can follow. I did and it's pretty crazy, you end up with mega loads, super thick and other stuff too. tfw no gf to appreciate it with but it's still nice I guess.