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>>34189397
looks like an asshole desu.
get one virgin girl, keep her until your or her death. be happy. thats the only way, stop idolizing shit like in the video.

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>>34189397
>sweden
color me surprised

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2017-01-16 05:21:11 Post No.34189315
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:21:11 Post No. 34189315 [Report] [View this topic]

If you could redo your entire life what would you change?

I'll start.
>Nothing.

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:25:05 Post No.34189392
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:25:05 Post No.34189392 [Report]

get the abortion I needed from the start

Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:32:52 Post No.34189543
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:32:52 Post No.34189543 [Report]

Try to get as much testosterone aa possible so I have more manly features and don't have these bitch hips

I really regret being a sedentary piece of shit

Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:34:07 Post No.34189568
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:34:07 Post No.34189568 [Report]

I would be more assertive.

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:20:27 Post No. 34189305 [Report] [View this topic]

>that anon who posts about his supposed gf without any reason in a thread
>that "female" who reveals her sex just to cause shitstorm and derail the thread and get (you)s

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:22:13 Post No.34189330
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>>34189305
>tfw I'm this female that loves causing shitstorms

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>>34189330
Yeah, I'm sure you are a "female"

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>>34189330
Hormones don't automatically make you female you faggot.

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Bear 2017-01-16 05:16:45 Post No.34189231
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Bear Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:16:45 Post No. 34189231 [Report] [View this topic]

Why dont women like bear body type even if theyre confident?

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:23:50 Post No.34189362
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:23:50 Post No.34189362 [Report]

Who said they didn't? I like em

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originaldeausu

Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:25:01 Post No.34189391
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:25:01 Post No.34189391 [Report]

>girl
>on 4chan

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:14:47 Post No. 34189194 [Report] [View this topic]

Is this girl consider hot in your country?

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:15:43 Post No.34189212
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>>34189194

She is not hot in any country,

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>>34189194
no she would infact not be. she would be considered average.

Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:16:48 Post No.34189233
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:16:48 Post No.34189233 [Report]

>subtle rate my gf thread

Leave her if you're that unsure my guy

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:12:57 Post No. 34189169 [Report] [View this topic]

>All you can eat buffet for $6
Would I be wasting money if I took this opportunity?

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:17:23 Post No.34189245
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:17:23 Post No.34189245 [Report]

>Take $6 buffet.
>Go into the ER.
>$40,000 bill for getting your stomach pumped.
>Worth it!

Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:18:25 Post No.34189264
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:18:25 Post No.34189264 [Report]

they always salt the food too much so you have to order drinks.

Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:19:47 Post No.34189293
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:19:47 Post No.34189293 [Report]

Seems like an amazing deal

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:12:17 Post No. 34189158 [Report] [View this topic]

Who here /SpergBefriender/? I literally can't help it. I feel bad for the fact that they have no friends and upon befriending them, realise why they have no friends. Yes I get that it is not entirely their fault as aspergers is aspergers but for christ sake. I've made two friends with aspergers over the past couple years and I have to keep them at arm's length because they're just too much.

The first guy talks to me on facebook like I'm his personal fucking diary, just venting every time he's sad or feeling like he can't handle school, and the SECOND I try to literally bring up anything about my own life I'm hit with the most uninterested one word response. With my normal friends I would say something, but I know that these kids are too emotionally fragile to take any form of slap on the wrist for this shit.

The second one will literally go mute halfway in to hanging out if he suddenly has a change in mood, and will not respond to the point where I have to see myself out without a word back from him.

How do these people ever expect to make a friend, let alone function in society? I know this is a terrible to place to ask this as probably half of you have aspergers but any insight would be great.

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:15:18 Post No.34189205
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>>34189158
Cool bruh

Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:17:04 Post No.34189237
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:17:04 Post No.34189237 [Report]

I have some autistic friends. I had one friend who had aspergers sorta but i drove him crazy because i created a localized meme about him where we just called him awesome no matter what.

He hated me after that.

One i kept routinely pissing him off until he got used to handling banter. The other we had a falling out for awhile when he tried to get his life together but it's all messed up again and we're buds. The last one is a good friend who is getting a lot harder to talk to lately. I think a falling out is going to happen here soon just by the fact they seem to have 0 interest in talking to me anymore.

Most friends think i'm on the spectrum, nobody around me in person believes it though because they think autism means full down syndrome.

Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:17:57 Post No.34189255
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:17:57 Post No.34189255 [Report]

They both need to lose their virginity, force them to.

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:10:56 Post No. 34189131 [Report] [View this topic]

Where can I meet ugly women as an ugly guy? Why is it so hard?

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:11:53 Post No.34189148
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:11:53 Post No.34189148 [Report]

Even an ugly woman gets Chad these days

Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:12:07 Post No.34189155
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:12:07 Post No.34189155 [Report]

Ugly women don't want ugly guys.

Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:12:08 Post No.34189156
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:12:08 Post No.34189156 [Report]

The issue is that there are men more attractive than you who will settle for an ugly woman. Meanwhile, ugly women will prefer not to settle with an ugly man until they're older, when they can blame their ugliness on their age. So just wait it out.

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:09:45 Post No. 34189114 [Report] [View this topic]

Who would end in your Death Note?
>assume there is only one

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:11:42 Post No.34189146
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:11:42 Post No.34189146 [Report]

one?

wait, a minute, can't you do crazy mind control things for a while?
i'd probably just write myself like
"and then anon went on to be the big success, golden child of the world, loved by all and dies comfortably of old age at 100 years but not before ushering in a new utopic age of prosperity and love"

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>>34189146
Could you reasonably do that?
Otherwise you'd just die of a heart attack in the next minute.

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>>34189146
I meant one Death Note, so you're the only one with this power

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:06:07 Post No. 34189058 [Report] [View this topic]

Why did I have to spend my teenage years alone playing video games? Why did I have to be so scared of girls? Why did the people who were mean to me get to bang my crushes while I was agonizingly aware of everything I was missing out on?

I wish I wasn't so afraid

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:08:18 Post No.34189091
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:08:18 Post No.34189091 [Report]

Years of escapism are coming back to haunt you, my friend. Don't worry. You can still better yourself. Believe in yourself and go out there and meet some new people!

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>>34189058
Im in the same boat my friend. Should kill yourself, its alot easier.

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>>34189058
>Why did I have to spend my teenage years alone playing video games?
You chose to do so, nobody forced you.

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:05:07 Post No. 34189044 [Report] [View this topic]

I want a smart, nice girl who looks just like this. Do you know any?

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:05:49 Post No.34189055
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:05:49 Post No.34189055 [Report]

Yes, but she won't like you.

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>>34189044
Damn, is that Kiernan? She's so cute

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>>34189126
She's very beautiful. I know a girl who kind of looks like her, and I thought I had a real shot with her for a while, but now I'm not sure. She's the only girl I've ever loved so I feel really sad when I think about the possibility of not having her.

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Dubs decide my fate Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:03:53 Post No. 34189021 [Report] [View this topic]

I am sick of life, i have decided to let my fate be decided by kek almighty

I have some stabbing weapons, a knife and a loaded flintlock pistol (don't even ask, my family are a bunch lf weird rednecks)

What should i do? Dubs decide

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>>34189021
knife in pooper sharp end first

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:07:24 Post No.34189080 [Report]

Keep on with your life. Ending yourself is a waste of potential, even for Kek.

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 05:07:57 Post No.34189088 [Report]

knife down urethra

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