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i want my gf to have this body

>>38619008
do not use the word fembot
do not make threads addressing women on /r9k/
do not interact with women who post on /r9k/

Post more chubsters

>>38618989
i hope this is just bait, post link please

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>>38618989
she's also started a gofundme. I said from day one that this was a star-making incident. She's going to end up a millionaire after all is said and done

>>38618989
Isn't this the girl from Orange is the New Black?

>killing yourself because you can't get laid
Probably the dumbest reason to an hero.

Does that give you sex? No?
Then go visit hookers or something.

>>38619010
yeah but are you 30?
probably not

First for /ourmilf/

Threads have been fast past few days

Good times for /britfeel/

Making a video for a sad lad, stay tuned britfeel. Proper gunna cheer him right up.

Clones

>>38618939
Their stage personas aren't real, they're just two smart guys who found a way to make mad cash.

>>38618939
It's everyday, bro. 123454321

>>38618924
Snake's face always throws me off in MSG2, but the jungle is pretty messy in 3.
MGS3 is a way better game though so a little blurriness is more than made up for.

MGS2 was a marvel of engineering. It looked and ran amazingly well when it came out. Amazing feat for a new console.

The remaster is also beautiful obviously. I think the main problem with MGS3 is that while it looks pretty, the framerate of 2 is a lot more stable.

>Playing mgs instead of a much better stealth game like Theif or Splinter cell
>liking terrible writing

Fuck off.

Are you a NEET? Do you interact with other people and/or nature?

>>38618879
that's disgusting
can I ask why?

>>38618906
I have a part time job as a sandwich artist at Subway.

>>38618908
It's not even gross. You don't have to wash your hands every time you wipe your ass. Maybe some hand sanitizer on the hand you wiped with, but that isn't practical.

>>38618831
im confused...tommy sotomayor is a total coon so why is he hating on white men? Usually he sucks white ass

>>38618831
I dont think that black girls like eastern european guys like me.

>>38618968

He's not a coon at all, he just speaks the truth. And how come a goofy looking corny white guy can fuck black women like that?

>>38618800
I'd say he's alpha minus, i.e. almost Chad.

My dad is most definitely a recovered robot.
He hates everything except his wife, me (I think), his garden, and his chihuahua.
If he knew what the word Chad meant I can very easily imagine him calling some of his coworkers Chads.

I'd say so except he's a generally good guy and still has sone introverted tendencies. My dad was a loser growing up. He was poor, he was fat, he was shy and quiet. He lost weight, got /fit/, went to medical school and became a pediatric cardiac surgeon, became an overall successful person. He had women on his dick constantly. My dad told me when he was younger women never paid attention to him so he didn't care for all the women riding his jock because he's a doctor.

My dad was like 43 when he met my mom, she was 18. He hired a maid to clean his apartment and they sent my mom. They fell in love and they got married like a year later. They had a pretty good marriage until she died of cancer.

My dad has said he's never getting remarried so he just sleeps around with young sluts. He's in his 60s but he's a sexy man even now, he's dating some 19 year old college girl.

My dad still largely prefers to stay at home and keep to himself though. He likes video games and spends most of his time on the internet. He likes anime too, he watches some sometimes.

>>38618771
Fuck off and die loser

>draw a catgirl with no breasts
>have a woman voice him
Kinda wish I didn't succumb to this cheap strategy as well

>>38618771
I read this in the voice of My Japanese Animes guy doing his Madoka poem because "musty lust" and "lusty musk" seem like the kinds of things he would say

>>38618676
Retard fagot retard edgy lord underage retard idiot. Shutup snd did idiot retard.

>>38618676
>Dfw you will never have a bromance such as this

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>Anon's got a quick hand...

Most faggits here were abused and/or had an unhappy childhood somehow. So probably the best thing you could do is try not to make a situation like that happen.

>>38618609
Make sure you and the mother have good genes.

>>38618609
Don't worry about it most of us are straight

>>38618516
Yeah, it makes complete sense. I didn't choose to get born inferior. It's out my control, so I am jealous of people who got lucky and due to that can experience intimacy.

They all deserve to die.

I mostly just fap to amateur nude pics of women with no men in them

>>38618516
That's why i watch only commercial porn because pain in my butt of people doing sex, even anal for free and ENJOY IT.

Depends on whether you date a bitch or not.
My husband has four inches and prematurely ejaculates, we worked together for a while to figure out how to make stuff work, and things have been hard- we've both ended up in tears after having particularly bad sex. But working through issues is an integral part of a healthy relationship.

To find out whether a girl is a stealth bitch, take her to a restaurant with shitty service and see how she reacts to the waitstaff. Alternatively put her in a room alone with a dog- bitches always kick dogs if they think nobody will find out, if the dog's cowering in a corner the bitch kicked it.

>>38618561
thanks for the input.
i'm sorry for what happen to you and your husband, i hope you worked things out.

i actually didn't have sex yet, but i doubt i'll be able to make it over one minute. at least not the first time.

so, could longer foreplays and sex in two times make up for short penetration time ?

anyone?
not originalo

Anime gets uglier every year.

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>>38618481

Ugly your ass m8

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>>38618446
Anime/manga characters can't resist the BWC though.