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ITT: if you get trips you have to become a tripfag on this board for a month.
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It's my destiny
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>>38817971
Rolling. I guess if I get trips I'll just become an attention whore and post trap pics of myself
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Will I be the one? Am I destined to be the tripfag?
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34 year old mc donald virgin here
>had mc donalds for the first time in my life
the food did not even taste good, there was nothing special at all about it ate slow and savored the flavor to look for what is so special about the food
im still confused because i did not taste good food? i looked around and saw hundred of people entering and leaving while i sat down
i am still confused as to why people think mc donalds is a luxury, i recall people always bragging about eating mc donalds all the time
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What did you eat before McDonalds, FAGGOT?
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>>38817945
Maybe its because we got used to the taste. I mean I don't even like MCD but sometimes I get cravings to go eat there.
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>>38817966
What did i eat?
I ate your moms pussy
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T. Your moms pussy
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So tonight I was hating myself, as all you motherfuckers do, and then I realized: every single day, I poop in a toilet. That automatically makes me superior to all the motherfuckers in Africa, India, Bangladesh, etc who poop in the fucking fields and rivers. every fucking day I sit on my porcelain throne 4-5 a day and take a shit into fresh, clean water and flush it down. I'm like a motherfucking god.
Do you realize how fucking lucky you are? if you poop in a toilet? You're like a motherfucking god. Why the fuck would you kill yourself?
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That's some very unappealing puse and ass
I don't poop everyday in a toilet, more like once a week tho
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>>38817938
You shit 4 to 5 times a day? What the fuck is going on with your diet?
I shit once every 2 days usually.
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How the fuck you poop so frequently ? I shit about every 4 days or more
I HAVE TO GO THROUGH A LONG PROCESS JUST TO SUCCESSFULLY PURCHASE A FIREARM TO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE HEAD WITH
FUCK CALIFORNIA
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>>38817907
I know how you feel anon. Try living in Los Angeles. Can't even carry a knife around without getting arrested.
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>>38817907
This is one of the reasons I'm glad I live in Washington.
Except I don't want to shoot myself. And you shouldn't either.
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>>38817932
ill do what i want
fuck this gay earth
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As a blackbot, i plan on taking a few trips to europe. On a scale on 1-10 how hard would it be for me to find and hook up with be dominated by a large uncut euro dick?I figure people are way more gayer and open minded there so there must be lots of man on man action right? I'm also not terribly masculine so i think i'd make a good bottom. What would be the best country? Im guessing netherlands since they're the tallest and probably most hung. I want to have my anal virginity taken from some euro
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Europeans are gay as hell OP. You should come to America and let a real man ravage your asshole.
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>>38817905
i'm american
originaltoo
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>>38817880
Where are you going in europe.
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>friends see 9/10 attractive female
>"ohh I would fuck her so hard"
>tipical empty banter
>they had 6/10 girls at best
>one or two gf's in their lifetime overall
It's one thing that I'm a virgin fuck but male false signaling in a group is pathetic beyond belief. Did you ever do this just to fit in Anon?
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>>38817790
That's why they say "would" instead of "could".
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>>38817790
Its just guy humour. Its like saying "bro, lets touch eachothers dicks" but you don't really. You just say it...and fantasize about it
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>>38817848
>tfw friends drink and get their dicks out laughing
>call you out on why you don't do it
>could kick them in the head for acting like fags
"Guy humor" is so amazing sometimes isn't it....
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What website can I start hanging out at that can replace 4chan for me?
I do not like it here.
Do not recommend reddit or yahoo answers.
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Reddit and Yahoo Answers
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Yahoo Answers and Reddit.
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None. 4chan has ruined every other website for you (or ruined you for every other website). Do you really think you can put it up having a username, profile, logging in, following rules and being censored
SHIT FUCK COCK PUSSY NIGGER FAGGOT THE JEWS OWN THE MEDIA ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS DEPORT ALL SPICS
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ITT: Things normies do that piss you off
>Ask if you're okay without meaning it
>Go to music festivals then post about it on social media
>Watch shit tier tv shows like The Office then talk about it to all their normie friends
>Attempt to make small talk with literally everyone then judge your social skills when you can't think of anything else to say
>Laugh in groups over shitty normie tier memes they find on instagram or get sent over snapchat
>Have instagram in the first place
>Have snapchat in the first place
>Throw giant house parties that are little more than Greco-Roman orgies
>Exist
I don't like most things!
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You just sound like an angry nerd
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>>38817757
>itt one idiot weeb rants about how he hates people having interest and social lives
I have no snarky comment
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>>38818391
as if, normie lives are boring, being a drug dealer is interesting, or a musician, or something such. Being a normie is the only one worse than roboting
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How do you feel about this system in the USA? 2017-08-03 07:14:00 Post No.38817753
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How do you feel about this system in the USA?
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Does anybody here have a hard time participating in capitalism? It just all seems so fake. It feels like they took away my ability to be self sufficient. How does homelessness exist? We've survived off the earth for thousands of years and yet people starve and are forced to beg because they are not allowed to be self sufficient. I don't know how to do anything useful except work. I can't hunt, grow my own food, build shelter. I still feel like a kid. As all of these countries race to the bottom to slash wages and increase productivity there will be nothing left for the vast majority of people. This system of fake value cannot sustain itself. I don't think communism is the answer either. If everybody was self sufficient I feel the world would be a much better place. Why do I have to go do something I don't want to do all day to benefit someone else, only because I was born at the bottom? Why can't I hunt for my food, farm, and enjoy time with my family? There are things about capitalism that are cool, like computers, internet, but is it really worth it?
What are your thoughts on this?
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Capitalism is fucked and killing the planet, enriching a select few while the rest of us toil in a rigged system. If you don't think it's rigged, see how stock traders operate behind the scenes.
Unfortunately, there's no real alternatives at the moment. Communism is also fucked and failed every time it's been tried, fascism is terrible. Maybe some sort of cooperative anarchy/libertarian voluntary mutual aid utopia will appear in the future. I can only hope so.
Everything from shithead managers at my old retail job to Swiss bank accounts loaded with fraud earnings to children in India scraping the copper off our "recycled" electronics just makes a case that capitalism is a death machine. The output is immense unimaginable wealth for a hidden plutocracy, a moneyed braggart financial/political elite, a decent life for the middle-class hostages, and absolute misery for all the rest.
How the fuck can we have starvation and horrible parching thirst for billions of people yet use the resources that could pull those people from their hell on maintaining ten-thousand nuclear weapons?
Humanity has fucked priorities and we are way off plot s-o-s
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Hunter-gatherer and independent farms aren't possible anymore. Won't be possible until about 6 billion humans die. Until then, enjoy being a cog in the great machine.
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>>38817753
No system can be perfect until we are post-scarcity and thats not coming for hundreds of years if we're LUCKY.
The best we can hope for in our lifetime is seeing a universal income.
We have 2 potential futures due to automization and joblessness.
1. World as shitty as blade runner with 80% unemployment btfo even greece. Everyone survives like its africa even in the first world. No one does anything to fix it because money controls everything.
2. Basic income and we somehow make that work without becoming commies. Otherwise we become stinking commies and exist equally as shitty as option 1.
There's no third option here
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How do i get a latina girl like this to cook mexican food and have sex with me daily?
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>Probably be spic yourself.
>Ideally be an El-Chado
>Be super alpha.
>Being a drug lord is alpha.
>Cartel men are alpha.
See where I'm going with this?
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>>38817715
None of those are lining up with my life sadly
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>>38817699
Live somewhere where there are a lot of latina/hispanic chicks.
Hit them up IRL, or on tinder or whatever. If you're a white guy or another latino/hispanic dude it's pretty much easy mode.
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Reminder that all female robots are trashy pieces of shit. Pic relatedwas talking to me on Discord, says "Sorry, I have to go," and hangs up and blocks me. REEEEE. Why are all women terrible?
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her profile pic is cute. is that supposed to be her?
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>>38817511
If all the women you've met are terrible, then maybe you, the common factor, are in fact terrible.
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>>38817525
She cammed for a full second before, looks like her yes. Would not recommend adding, still. Get an ugly woman who will stay with you.
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im a normie now. maybe i always was. i have a gf, my own flat and a job. the day to day is easier, but i still feel just as empty really, i just have more distractions now compared to when i was nocturnal on r9k every day just staring at walls and going for night walks. i remember feeling crushing loneliness and like i would cut off my arm just for a hug or i just couldnt cope anymore but i had to. now i dont really feel anything, life is easy but its just as boring. i dont want things to go bad again, though i suspect they will, but if they do i dont really care. its just another thing that happens, still on jew pills too. i know no one cares and thers no reason to but yknow whatever
/dear diary
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>>38817482
I have a bach but cant push past my anxiety to get a job, tips please, my gf needs me to man up so i can movd out of mommies HOW do i get the confidence go apply for jobs and the confidenxe to talk to employers.
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>>38817482
It'll get better, like when you can eventually get off the antidepressants. Just don't rush it, or things really will go bad. That's the trap a lot of people fall into: doing better so they think they don't need them any more, but when they quit they realize they still did.
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Maybe you had high expectations, but still I'm guess I feel good when robots got what they want. Now what you need is motivation but when you are living in a world where sometimes the only answer is nihilism it can be very difficult to cope with life and all that, but there is still a little bit of that stuff if you look for it.
I believe in you robot.
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How do I get famous on YouTube /r9k/?
I want to be a neet YouTuber and make a living from the ad revenue.
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bump oreganolioliffvhhfdbhyfdvg
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im currently making $6k a month with 9m monthly views. before i was making $10k a month with 5m monthly views. yt is dying, especially for the semi-controversial niches that garner a lot of funds. go do somehing else, too versatile.
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>>38817567
how's the surgery going boogie?
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ITT: Normie memes you haven't fallen for.
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>Netflix being a normiert meme.
Fuck that, Cable is normie tier.
If you haven't swapped over to internet streaming services like Netflix and Hulu and still use cable like Cox, DirectTV, or Time Warner Cable, you are a normie and a retarded one at that.
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tbqh paying for cable is for normies
Netflix aint as bad
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>>38817513
>paying to get shows/movies from the internet
Jesus christ (((they've))) really come a long way this past decade.
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My little bro tried to hang himself and survived, but he's gone full robot. Dropped out of school, quit his job, stays up until 5am playing online vidya and sleeps until 4pm. I know he's a kv. As his older brother (who is also a loser but has a job and wants to live) what the fuck do I do to fix him? He's never experienced serious trauma that we know of. He's just imploding.
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Is he going to therapy? I don't know what to say other than that.
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No one asked to be born anon. Respect his wishes
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>>38817480
My parents say he is, but it just doesn't seem to be giving him what he needs. I feel useless. I just want to protect him.
Thanks for replying to my thread, guy