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Do you think society will collapse on your lifetime?
What would be the cause?
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>>38486987
I'm either going to die in the coming race wars or in the coming resource wars.
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No. I've read enough to realize that pessimist faggots of all times are almost always wrong. Society is not gonna collapse any time soon.
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can you tell me the girth of this bastard?
jordi el nino polla
he is a 5'6 manlet like me and my girth is 5.5 and my lenght 6 inches so maybe i can be a porn actor like him because im tiny and i look like a 14yo kid like him
thank you
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>be me
>be tendie king of mommy's basement
>beating dick viciously one day when mommy comes downstairs and tells me we're going shopping
>this angers the tendie king
>sperg for 10 minutes until she promises choccy milk with dinner
>fine.jpeg
>be at filthy normie mall
>suddenly feel rumblies in big boy belly
>time for poo in loo
>waddle to the restroom and take the last stall
>BRAAAP.png
>finally finish shitting and start to wipe when a bunch of Chads walk in
>REEEEE
>shift uncomfortably and accidentally wipe ass across toilet seat
>shit all over the seat
>jump up and back up against wall
>shit all over the wall
>only one way out
>carefully scrape off all the shit and put it in the pockets of cargo shorts
>waddle out
>still haven't finished wiping
>fml.mp4
>try and remain cool as I pass the Chad's spraying all six urinals with their piss
>one of them turns and looks at me
>distracts me and I trip
>shit falls out of my pockets
>notice them staring
>save myself lightning fast
>"l-looks like I dropped my fudge"
>eat it off the ground and rush out
I think they bought it fellow robots. Who else is on the fast track to being accepted by normies?
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>google this
>no results
>mfw
origionoli origionoli I want to be bullied by a loli
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>>38486887
your originality scares me senpai
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>>38487052
>be me, hanging with friends at mall
>grab some drinks
>we eventually have to all piss
>head to the mall restroom
>as we're pissing this 450 lbs special needs guy walks out of the stall
>he trips on the slippery floor and something falls out of his pockets
>its literal shit
>he mumbles something about fudge and eats his own feces
>mfw
A girl bumped into me today.
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Wdyt about TheRedPill ?
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>>38486856
even bigger losers than most r9k posters, even if they get laid
I feel like I could tolerate a lot of r9k posters but I've been in conversations with redpillers irl and they're absolutely unbearable
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>>38486923
Tell us more
Sidnfurnebsggsvsgshsha
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>>38487000
nice trips
they have an air of superiority about them whereas robots mostly have low self confidence. they're that guy who always has some scheme and they think they're a genius because no one else has ever thought of it, basically ed from ed, edd n eddy. they have their little ideas and any sort of argument just gets "AWALT" away. I hate manipulators, they're genuinely unpleasant to be around even if you're not the target of their manipulation.
r9k, i need help
give a boot camp on how to successfully ERP
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You're trained already, faggot. Man the fuck up.
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>>38486849
Go read a dick load of naughty stories and then repost what u read about that tingles ur dingle.
Try ur lewdposting in the gay threads and see if you get any (You)s.
I'm not into ERP but if I was I'd be sick as hell at it. I'm just not a sexual person desu.
If someone else with experience could give this guy a few places to start out that'd be really helpful.
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How do I get a disability check for being an autistic fuck?
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>go into walmart
>go into women's bathroom
>whip out the old four incher
>touch penor against toilet seat
>i have now indirectly touched a woman with my dingalingadoodong
oh fuck i don't think i was ready for ascension but here goes
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>>38486764
>walmart
gj you retroactively touched a bunch of nasty apes
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>Walk in Walmart
>Go to the stall
>Someone took a dump on the floor, right in front of the toilet in the handicap stall
>Shit stained footprints leading from the shit pile, all the way out the door
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>tfw my regularly 400 kb/s internet has boosted to 1 megabyte/s for the past week
im so fucking happy
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So robots, what are you into?
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My fetish is blocking this site
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>>38486725
Riding tech decks with my penis
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>>38486725
Floor tiles and vanilla.
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Who would win in a fight? Arstotzka, or Kekistan?
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>>38486698
>"Kekistan"
This has to be one of the most pathetic memes in existence
Go back to /pol/ faggot
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>>38486951
Last time I checked, I'm not a cheeto-encrusted fag who spends all day complaining about SJW's, I'm a cheeto encrusted fag who tries his best to meme (and fails horribly.)
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>>38486698
terran republic wins regardless with it's superior freedom through securities
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>tfw no merina bf
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>tfw no mer in a gf
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Why aren't you talking up all the girls as a mathlete?
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>smaller than females
>weaker
>submissive
>left to a shitty life of servitude under the might of the females
LOLOLOL HOW WILL THE MALE GENDER RECOVER FROM THIS ANALDEVESTATION???
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>>38486603
Hmmmm... really makes me think.
Check out these fun facts I found, males btfo!
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>>38486731
Head jdjdn head
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>>38486603
Guess it's too bad we're not hyenas
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>C-can you stop shitposting and make me m-m-moan??
>Please, anon.
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No get out of my room I have to make people angry on the internet
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K but you better have a penis.
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>>38486561
These posts ain't gonna shit themselves, Mash.
Now get back to rerolling, and don't stop until you get at least 3 copies of my not-fat waifu.