Please help. Its 1AM, I'm addicted to caffeine, I can't fall asleep, and I have work at 6. FUCK!
Is your way of jacking off unusual?
>Stick middle finger into foreskin
>Run circles with that finger around the head of my foreskin
>Rub underside of dick up and down with that finger as I cum
It's the only way I've really known. I don't see how moving your hand up and down the shaft is pleasurable at all
Adding--assuming you weren't circumcised.
There was a cut anon here a few days back who said that since the skin on his penis couldn't move at all (he was tightly circumcised, not loosely) to masturbate, he just rubbed his thumbs against his dick.
I tried it and it didn't feel good at all. It felt really bad.
I'd tried something similar when I was a kid and it didn't feel good then, either.
>tfw just started my boy period
i guess it's gonna be a rough few days
Do neurotypicals actually feel warm and welcomed when retail staff say "Hi How are you doing" every time you walk past one of them in the store?
my autism makes me debate ignoring them or muttering a hi how are you back at them
Name? Its for a homework
tfw you're a black guy stereotypically living in poverty and you feel so sick of relying on others' help and not being able to find a way out of it in a way that is true to yourself
I don't want to be seen as incompetent.
I don't want to work a dead end job.
I don't want to be ostracized or passed over.
I don't want to be unable to help others out who have dealt with what I have lived.
I'm so so sick of it. What can I do? How can I not only survive, but thrive, grow, and be reliable?
>penis feeling weird
>penis shedding skin
>went to doctor
>tells me to stop jacking off for a few months
How was I supposed to know you could get a callus on your dick
Should I listen to my doctor or invest in an onahole?
I have a dilemma robots,
I started dating this girl a few months ago, she has a great personality, a good job and genuinely cares about me. The problem is that she is kind of chubby and I feel like I could have a more attractive gf, even though she isn't ugly at all. I'm scared to leave her and find a new gf because the thought of getting cheated on terrifies me.
Just cut your dick off and start taking HRT, already.
>highschool oneitis (white) married a guy who is same race as me and looks like me (Asian)
What did she mean by this?
What do you guys think he meant by this?
I think he confuses Cheerios with people. Because the analogy doesn't make much sense yet he's anthropomorphizing the Cheerios and reflecting the feelings humans would have accurately. Especially that last frame.
>men and women held to different standards
Maybe he should apply anti-sexist idea more. But yes certainly. I do not care as much about my imaginary friends whoring around because I don't hang out with them when they do and they don't put any sort of standard on me in that aspect. For hypothetical potential romantic partners there's some portion of me who does have to care about the sexual portion. Because I'm not asexual. As for the general case with society as a whole it's probably more the case that women care when they're called a whore so other women care when they're called a whore and so on. Men don't. So the chain ends there. Men care a lot about some vague form of success. Calling a man a loser is a very serious insult, they can very often get violent when you call them that. You find that there's lots of blame shifting among losers of society. Xenophobic behavior is more common among losers because they actually are a threat to a loser. A middle class person doesn't have to care. You rarely hear people call women losers to great effect. They don't have the same strong connection to the word.
You'd think a relatively clever guy like John Green would understand this but it's very common among even smart people to lack a great deal of empathy.
>would I enjoy cheerios any less if they had been gaped by giant Chad cock and filled to the brim with semen?
>of course not! I can't think of anything I would rather consume than dick holster cheerios!
Master, master, where's the dreams that I've been after?
Master, master, you promised only lies
Laughter, laughter, all I hear or see is laughter
Laughter, laughter, laughing at my cries
Its that time again gents. Apologies for the late post, finally got an appointment booked and was drained.
Anyway for those of us who don't know the drill:
>Johns share tips
>KHVs ask questions
>Eurobros brag how they get it better & cheaper
>Hawaiibro chimes in about local AMPs
Don't level up to Wizard, post in this thread today!
>Contact girl #1 Wednesday, don't hear back
>Contact girl #2 Thursday, don't hear back
>Contact girl #3 Friday, don't hear back
>Go against my better judgment, contact a new girl with a sketchy review, short notice
>Turns out she is super chill, kinky, and a nerd
>Goes above and beyond for my fetish (snowballing)
>Strongly considering seeing her again as soon as my balls recharge
Google your local review board
Lurk for awhile and learn the lingo
Don't fall in love with the pics
Some escorts are more newbie friendly than others, just be up front and patient
Also, isn't hookering legal in Britannia? Atleast you don't have to dance on eggshells while negotiating. Or take the train to France.
Hey!!! My names Ash and I'm desperate and lonely for friends.
My discord username is Lyra#6056
Any femanon wanna talk to a bedridden failure?
>giving my gf of 1 month a ride home using motorcycle
>as soon as i drop her off she said the relationship isnt going to work but she said "she had fun"
>depressed and suicidal right after
>van tailgates me because i was going slow
>tried to overpass me but in the process hitting my mirror and i panicked and crashed the bike
>van just left the scene
>now in the hospital with a broken femur, clavicle and back spasms
Tell me one reason why life is still worth living
>arguing with some faggot
>he messes up and says something stupid
>gets btfo by a bunch of other anons
Better than any amount of (You)'s
>this post with that image
Please be bait