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FEELS GOOD BEING PART OF THE THUNDERCHIN MASTER RACE

>>35276649
Solid oak

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Is my chin good enough for another guy to like? I can't tell if it's good or bad.

>>35276545
that is a sign of low self confidence I do not know what you should do about it but atleast now you now

>in dream
>best friend start badgering me over messenger demanding as to why we don't hang out anymore
>have no good excuse
>agree to hang out as soon as possible
>wake up
>remember that we don't hang out because buddy killed self in 2014
Well, I guess we can't hang out now faggot.

>>35276629
thats way worse dude, sorry that happened to you. dreams are really shit sometimes

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Had some pasta and water 11 hours ago

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had 2 cigarettes for breakfast

I ate two and a half full meals from a chinese restaurant
I used to be like you until I learned foodlust
I miss my old self

>>35276511
Sounds fucking GOOD

a high school football player.. nah nigga. my gf thinks of trump and i do to.

>your girl

Kae

>>35276509
>when you have sex
Yeah not really.

Bloodborne

Not only can you almost always find someone to fight, you can also find someone to jolly co-op.

Club penguin

Hfksjdorigiig

4. Bad boys get girls, being nice, being submissive, being beta or kind WILL NOT get you laid. Women adore faggots like the creeply sadistic stalker billionaire in 50 shades of grey or the creepy psychotic stalker vampire in twilight. If you're bad boy enough you can even be ugly and get girls like fat fuck homo john wayne gacy who has female fans wanting his tiny fat covered cock because he killed over 30 people. Even elliot rodgers has girls wanting his dick now when before they ignored him and rejected him. Women want barbarians they want rambo they want a roman gladiator who will kill a man and fuck her with the blood of his enemies on his dick. This leads to a dark understanding of female sexuality when taken to it's most extremes that even I will not share with this board.

5. Fembots are the same as all other women, DO NOT think for one second your shy, nerdy, insecure, mental clusterfuck of a waifu you found on this site or any other site is any different from the tanned kim kardashin clones you find anywhere else. ALL WOMEN are the same, there are no exceptions to this rule. Every man getting divorced, every man whose been cheated on, every man who got down on one knee with a ring in his hand had the same feelings and thoughts you do right now about his woman and he was WRONG and so are you. Don't delude yourself please for your own health. The only different between fembots and successful whores is fembots are too ugly/fat/fucked up to get attention and cock from normal guys or chad but they still need it in order to validate their own self worth so they come here and fish for attention and narcassistic supply from the most desperate lonely and pathetic of men. They are no different from any other mainstream normie slut, they just have a different audience they need to appeal too.

Learn these lessons well and don't forget them. Copy and paste them in fembot feels threads and any threads started to or for women.-

>>35276462
>tldr bullshit I learned from tv

Why do I need to learn about women? There are no people in my life I care for nothing

>>35276437
WIIILLL YOU LIGHT MY CAANDLEEE OOOOHHH~!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wYAQRzJS6w

>>35276437
So THAT's what they were saying.

SEE THE LITTLE FAGGOT WITH THE EARRING AND THE MAKE UP
YEAH BUDDY THAT'S HIS OWN HAIR
THAT LITTLE FAGGOT GOT HIS OWN JET AIRPLANE
THAT LITTLE FAGGOT HE'S A MILLIONAIRE

(how is this not original)

I don't really fap myself cause it makes me lazy and can see some benefits of nofap. But the nofap reddit has dumb posts like this.

>>35276414
Well you'd preserve your chi energy by eating the cum essence

>>35276393
Im awake, barely

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>>35276413
Ever since I took LSD I'm increasingly awake.

I don't like this feeling.

>>35276393
I think I have 20 minutes left max

Big let down after Chapter Black which I consider to be the best saga.

The creator got lazy. Ended it just cause he wanted to play more video games. Those poor HxH fans didn't know what they were getting into.

It was still way better than the first season.

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>>35276389
Yep I expected Yusuke being gay with Hiei desu

Why don't just Hiei give his dragon to Yusuke and Yusuke will fingergun him in return

>le sigh

Here's my yaoi journal anon

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>>35276362
I think that kinds of threads I posted in would be more concerning than the posts themselves

Pedophile tier fucked

I only make good and wholesome posts so not only would I be well off, I'd be better off. I should probably get an award.

No. I just ignore everything equally.

>>35276319
Well me too.I dont trust roasties.Im broken for life in that aspect.But it has a unique flavor when you were broken by her and now she craves

>>35276307
Bumping out of hapiness

>>35276209
Then stop posting gay deus vult shit you larping, paradox playing cuck.

>>35276209
I think it's funny that you call your penis "baby"

>>35276209
Memes are far more efficient and powerful than genes.

>>35276191
Tell story OP
My friends sort of fade away so no story matierial

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Fuck you Tyler and your LoL shit
This is why we never talk anymore.


I still miss you.

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>>35276191
I once had a friend of 6 years be an idiot and tell his dad about my families weed smoking and selling.
>Told him me and my bros smoked
>Told him my dad smoked and sold him weed
>My dad sold super discounted and he didn't get any laced shit (that's a problem in Texas)
His self righteous dad could have fucked us over big time considering my dad was on parole at the time. It was easy to get over him since my brothers browse the chan and I can more easily relate to them but it was hard not having someone out side your family.
>Godspeed anon

>>35276186
that's already the case in some really liberal places in America so it might be time for a road trip

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>>35276186
>tfw you get put in jail for killing yourself

>>35276186
>suicide is legalized
You'll be dead who cares?
>easy access
Oh where oh where can I buy a rope?

But pls don't kill yourself, anything is better than oblivion. I'm guessing you don't REALLY want to since you posted a thread of this quality pretending that you just ain't allowed to do it