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Do you think you deserve a gf? And if you did actually manage to get a gf, what would you even do with her? Would you know what to say, what things to do, and how to act?
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>>34385218
no one deserves anything in this life
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>>34385218
Yes I do, which is why I'm 5'6" with a 5'9" QT GF who rides and sucks my 5" dick
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>>34385218
>Do you think you deserve a gf?
no
>And if you did actually manage to get a gf, what would you even do with her? Would you know what to say, what things to do, and how to act?
no

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Has anyone ended up with one or two good friends and had everything ruined/couldn't handle all of the social interaction?
She is Trans and is referred to as he but I've lost all respect for her and she acts like a stupid fucking roastie anyway
>made friends with a kid from another state
>turns out she got shipped out there for school and is coming back at the end of that year
>become really good online friends
>talk almost every day
>her come back
>she has a boyfriend (dosent really matter cause I wasn't attracted to her)
>the both of them give me a taste of the normie life
>it was amazing for a while
>I was very generous and spent my money very poorly
>as a result I would get all of us snacks and do a lot for the both of them
>thought of it as a thank you for dealing with my autism
>slowly me and her would start arguing more and more
>she started psychologically abusing her bf
>did the same to me
>started asking me for very outlandish shit and got upset whenever I said no
>frequently asked her to help talk about my bullshit problems
>one day she messages me first
>ask her to hang out because that specific day was really fucking bad
>she asks if i had any weed
>at that time I never had any because my mother was super anal about checking me
>said no and asked if we could talk
>responded with "wow that's sad" and stopped responding
>felt really betrayed
>start to not do as much for them
>get into more arguements
>not long after that she asked me if she could borrow my bus pass
>say no because I couldn't give it to her and needed it the next day
>she told me to cancel my plans
>say no
>she gets furious and starts cussing me out over text
>tell her that im not dealing with this shit and ignore her
>ask her bf (he was my weed dealer) for an 8th
>says that he needs bus pass to get there
>give it to him (I know it's retarded as fuck)
>he says he can't get it back to me that day
>get on my bus to go home
Cont.
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I'm already mad.
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neck yourself, degenerate stoner. no one wants to hear your bullshit high school drama copypasta
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Cont.
>they get on the same bus a few stops later
>dont approach them, just message one and say that I want my money, bus pass and bong back (they were borrowing it)
>get off
>go home and start crying uncontrollably (up until this point I never had any real friends and I thought these two would be the ones)
>was young so I pulled the suicide card (I know it was fucking stupid and I regret handling it so poorly)
>tell them that I want my shit back and to just leave me alone afterward
>next day she approaches me and starts screaming in my face and pushes me into a wall so I couldn't walk away
>didnt have the school do anything because I didn't want to be involved anymore
>didnt get anything back by myself
>father had to drive to their place and demand my stuff back
>later that year they broke into my father's house and stole his ps4 and all of games
>also broke into my mother's house and stole all of her savings (about 3k) and a bunch of my games
>they got off Scott free because there is no direct proof of them doing this
Now im in my 20s and cant make friends because I'm too afraid they are going to fuck me over
Share any bad experiences you have had

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what's the fastest, bestest way to learn Spanish?
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try duolingo
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>>34385157
has it worked for you?
I wanna be fluent even though nobody speaks Spanish here anymore
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>>34385186
i use it for russian, it's alright. you gotta use the desktop version though, the mobile one sucks big time

but yeah, it's decent if you want to learn a language, to me atleast

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Why can't spics control their 20 kids?
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>>34385108
It'd be like micromanaging 20 meepos but you wouldn't be able to TAB between multiple meepos.
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>>34385108

Why can't spics control themselves from having 20 kids?

FTFY
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>>34385131

It's because they're catholics

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>tfw mom was a single mother at 20 and had an abortion
>tfw dad is a 4 time divorcee that dropped out of college

Is it fated in my genes to never know love, robots?
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>>34385072
yes

this is original I swear you will never know love
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>>34385072
>Mom and dad met in highschool and have been married for 30+ years
>I've never even had a GF
Yeah no, fate doesn't exist. Stop making excuses faggot.
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>>34385149
Gee, thanks anon. Could stand to be little more hurtful next time

>You'll never have a qt gf

Just go and do something else with your life anon, heterosexuality isn't your thing.
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>>34385067
Better than getting frasered if you ask me.
RIP Brenden Fraser never forget
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>>34385067
>Implying we haven't already turned to superior sweet boipussy in record numbers
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I waste my life in the internet because I enjoy it. If I could make myself happier than I am I would.

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I FUCKING MISS MY OLD XBOX LIVE FRIENDS
I MISS CUSTOM GAMES
I MISS HALO
I MISS 2007

I WANT TO FUCKING DIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWh9l8RSkPk
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>>34384977
>tfw met one of my closest friends online in a Halo Reach custom game
>tfw we don't talk anymore
Feels bad
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>playing Saints Row , Halo, Gears of War
>everyone on mics
>met some cool people we play all the time
>they are still on my friends list on xbox
>havent logged in in ages
>I wonder where they all went

I miss the carefree teenage years,too much to worry about being an adult
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>>34384977
>tfw no more fat kid lobbys with 16 people having the time of your life

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>tfw your mom is the only woman who will ever unconditionally love you
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>>34384955
>tfw your mom doesn't even love you
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>>34384955
not even my mom
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>>34384955
thats pretty much the same for everyone and even a mothers love is not as unconditional as you might think.

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Do you believe in conspiracy theories?
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There are some that are bound to be true. Think about the cold war era, there were conspiracy theories about secret military bases, armies experimenting with the paranormal, CIA following people, people being Russian spies in secret... All turned out to be true.
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I believe that people with money and power wants to keep money and power and thus talk to their buddies in the same privileged tier of society, to ensure that they stay in that sweet top position.

(That is what I'd do.)
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>>34384876
yes, the world hates me and is out to get me

originally, too

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My sister is probably going to die within a few days. Is anyone else having to face some real shit right now?
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>>34384856
Everyone will die. That's more inheritance for you mate. Don't be sad.
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>>34384921
I don't give a fuck about an inheritance. I don't want my sister to die. There are people who aren't heartless freaks.
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>>34384942
how is she going to die anon?

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Time to test out if your keyboard is truly master race.

Hold both of your shift keys and type: THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG
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>>34384765

le cuck nigger furry jumpu OVA the thiccccccc bitch

How'd I do?
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>>34384765
THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG

oregano originaleeee
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QUIC BRO FOX US OVR LAZY DOG

$10 logitech keyboard, it sucks but I can't bother to upgrade

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I cannot stand women. I hate them so much. Whenever I see a girl I just can't stop thinking of them as rotten arrogant pieces of shit. When I see Chad with a girl, I want to ask Chad why he wastes his time on her. Is it just for pleasure or is it fun for him to play with these girls?

In a way, I'm glad Chad exists. He is the ultimate wolf to carry out some form of vengeance against these she-devils.

To all the Chads, thanks for doing what we betas can't do. Please break their hearts mercilessly and ruin in their life.
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>>34384720
what are you, a gay?

original
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It's very obvious where he is coming from.
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>>34384764
no im not gay. i just hate women so damn much.

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Even the most plain/ugly overweight woman these days only has eyes for a 9/10 chad. We are literally invisible to them.
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>>34384692

doesn't work that way boyo

Even the "Chad" is relatively low SMV these days, and women nowadays care little about appearance as long as you aren't a skellie, burn victim tier or a fatass
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>>34384692
>women nowadays care little about appearance
wow

and the best case scenario is that this is bait and you don't honestly believe that
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normies get out. its a fact women only want chad. a 1/10 woman can get just about any man she wants

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>Who /villian/ here?

>tfw conscious edge consumes you
>tfw you dont want money
>tfw you dont want gf
>tfw you dont want to play vidya
>tfw you dont want to work
>tfw you dont want to talk to anyome or have friends
>tfw you dont have anywhere on the planet you can go to be satisfied

>tfw you dont want to be bitter and you know theres no cure
>tfw you dont want to live because you know what you want ypu cant ever get

>tfw you dont want live anymore, and come to hate people who try to do what they think is helpful because they dont get it

>tfw you start to hate complete strangers as much as you want to die in the first place making you an even more fucked up person because youre being denied rest from existing
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>>34384658
All that hate, and yet you just /love/ posting here.
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I just generally want to see humans end and replaced with something superior. I see others as unaware animals. Focused on reproduction.
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>>34384658
c'mon now daisy

i'll be your huckleberry

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i think i'm getting older than my dad is

when i was 10 he was 32, less than a third his age
when 15, he was 37
now i'm 22 and he's 44, i'm currently half his age. does this mean I'm catching up to him?
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You might be mentally retarded.
Welcome home.
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>>34384664
how do you read so fast ? and why
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>>34384664
also thanks, this is the home where no one picks on me

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