>tfw a girl likes me
Is she pretty?
Be honest, what's your first impression of me /r9k/?
Pic is me
"The single life is better."
t. repressive mindset
ok well look, no it's fine because
Single life? But what about that long dick anon
>never has had long anything
>single as fuck
>makes sad ironic post
Who would win?
Chivalrious european knight
Or autistic chinese samurai
Chivalrous European Knight, every single time, without fail.
>saw a girl tie her hair up today
How the fuck do you even do that shit? All this braiding and tying and bullshit, how the fuck is it even possible?
>tfw we are slowly becoming brainlets
Just say "No" to depression and b ureself. Its as easy as that.
I haven't left my house since 2015. AMA.
What are some fun things a NEET with no money can do?
I've played all the vidya and watched all the animu already. Now what?
>inb4 get a job
>mom said that i can get some inches
is she lying
If you feel like killing yourself, don't.
>be 23 virgin NEET for 6 years
>do nothing but anime, game and shitpost all day
>family goes on vacation to our background country
>it's a somewhat 3rd world country
>every single day I'm getting up at 6 am instead of 3 pm
>hasn't played a game or watched anime instead I'm doing physical activities
>despite all this I'm having fun and surrounded by tons of family and friends
>even lots of girls are trying to hook up with me
It's been 2 days since I came back and all I've done was nothing and didn't leave my house, I'm actually thinking of going to college and getting my first job I don't want to live the NEET life anymore it's horrible but then I realized I live in Canada and socializing with those people is like having cancer, I'm not sure if it's worth it now.
I notice small changes in shit. Anyone notice the default font changes on Amazon.com and Twitter.com over the last couple of days?
I think it's Gotham font, or some variation. Sucks ass too.
Twitter changed too, but now I think it's just a smaller size font, I'm not sure though.
>tfw no castellan bf
i just made 2 dozen hard-boiled eggs because nostalgia for easter and also i like them, i just ate 4 of them and could eat a lot more, but should i limit myself?
>Spying on your sister
Ask myself why there's a logo on the bottom right of my vision then consider that I've been watching too much porn and what I'm viewing may not actually be occurring, but is instead a wishful hallucination.