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>tfw a girl likes me
>tfw she's black
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>>36273292
Is she pretty?

Original comment
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>>36273344
why are you posting this shit? fuck off u autist
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Better run away. She will trick you into something and at worst you get black dick up the ass or a knife to your back. A literal knife.

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Be honest, what's your first impression of me /r9k/?

Pic is me
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>>36273288
ROASTIE WHORE LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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You litterally just grabbed this off of b faggot.
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GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING ROASTIE

"The single life is better."

t. repressive mindset
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asdhsaldhasdqw
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ok well look, no it's fine because
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Single life? But what about that long dick anon
>never has had long anything
>single as fuck
>makes sad ironic post

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Who would win?

Chivalrious european knight
Or autistic chinese samurai
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>>36273247
Chivalrous European Knight, every single time, without fail.
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>>36273247
europeans had armor made out of carbon steel, the weak shitty katana wouldn't even scratch europeans armor
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>>36273247
>be chink
>cutting weapon won't do anything to armoured knight
>war pick goes through my bamboo armour like cheese

>saw a girl tie her hair up today
How the fuck do you even do that shit? All this braiding and tying and bullshit, how the fuck is it even possible?
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she probably got one of her friends to do it then they got drunk and had lesbian sex
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>>36273170
it's cute how you call it 'tying'
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>>36273545
Why

original question blox

>tfw we are slowly becoming brainlets
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Just say "No" to depression and b ureself. Its as easy as that.
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Wow I didn't know I just had to say 'no,' thanks Russia Today, I never thought of that. Must be because my brain shrunk so much!
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>>36273163
>scientists prove
Where are those proofs?

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I haven't left my house since 2015. AMA.
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Post a pic of your room w/ time stamp i on't believe you
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How do you do it anon? do you ever go in your back yard? look out the window?
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Break the streak tonight. Live stream it!

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What are some fun things a NEET with no money can do?
I've played all the vidya and watched all the animu already. Now what?

>inb4 get a job
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>>36273115
conquer the internet
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>>36273275
How do I do that?

orig
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>>36273391
hard to say

i'm thinking a lot of shitposting should do the job

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>18yo
>5'5
>mom said that i can get some inches
is she lying
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You continue to grow until you are 26. Don't worry.
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You might as well start practicing your dick sucking skills now.
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>>36273095
You'll prob hit 5'6, you can reach 5'7 (relatively normal, on the shorter end) with the right shoes.

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If you feel like killing yourself, don't.
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Y-you're not hitting on me are you, OP?
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>>36273143
No, of course not. :)
origional
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>>36273058
But anon, everything I do doesn't matter if everything's going to end anyway. We are born to die, anon, what is given must be taken away.

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>be 23 virgin NEET for 6 years
>do nothing but anime, game and shitpost all day
>family goes on vacation to our background country
>it's a somewhat 3rd world country
>every single day I'm getting up at 6 am instead of 3 pm
>hasn't played a game or watched anime instead I'm doing physical activities
>despite all this I'm having fun and surrounded by tons of family and friends
>even lots of girls are trying to hook up with me
It's been 2 days since I came back and all I've done was nothing and didn't leave my house, I'm actually thinking of going to college and getting my first job I don't want to live the NEET life anymore it's horrible but then I realized I live in Canada and socializing with those people is like having cancer, I'm not sure if it's worth it now.
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>>36273045
What country it was?
Interested.
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>>36273090
From the Caribbean
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>>36273045
Consider traveling, you could study in another country. Just realize that people are generally pretty bad.

I notice small changes in shit. Anyone notice the default font changes on Amazon.com and Twitter.com over the last couple of days?

I think it's Gotham font, or some variation. Sucks ass too.
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>>36273006
Twitter changed too, but now I think it's just a smaller size font, I'm not sure though.
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>>36273006
bump

original bumperinoo totino roll
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>>36273006
no one notices? for real?

am I going crazy? : (

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>tfw no castellan bf
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>tfw castellan bf
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>tfw castellan
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>tfw no llama caste gf

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i just made 2 dozen hard-boiled eggs because nostalgia for easter and also i like them, i just ate 4 of them and could eat a lot more, but should i limit myself?
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>>36272954
Just keep eating as much as you want until you feel sick
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>>36272954
I'd stop at 4. There's a very sudden regret point with hardboiled eggs and you do not want to cross it.
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>>36272954
you have to eat all of them

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>Spying on your sister
>See this
Your reaction?
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Ask myself why there's a logo on the bottom right of my vision then consider that I've been watching too much porn and what I'm viewing may not actually be occurring, but is instead a wishful hallucination.
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>>36272904
start masturbating. This is the only option unless you're a massive faggot.
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Become visibly confused because I am Asian and my sister doesn't look like either of those men


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