"The single life is better."
t. repressive mindset
asdhsaldhasdqw
ok well look, no it's fine because
Single life? But what about that long dick anon
>never has had long anything
>single as fuck
>makes sad ironic post
Who would win?
Chivalrious european knight
Or autistic chinese samurai
>>36273247
Chivalrous European Knight, every single time, without fail.
>>36273247
europeans had armor made out of carbon steel, the weak shitty katana wouldn't even scratch europeans armor
>>36273247
>be chink
>cutting weapon won't do anything to armoured knight
>war pick goes through my bamboo armour like cheese
>saw a girl tie her hair up today
How the fuck do you even do that shit? All this braiding and tying and bullshit, how the fuck is it even possible?
she probably got one of her friends to do it then they got drunk and had lesbian sex
>>36273170
it's cute how you call it 'tying'
>>36273545
Why
original question blox
>tfw we are slowly becoming brainlets
Just say "No" to depression and b ureself. Its as easy as that.
Wow I didn't know I just had to say 'no,' thanks Russia Today, I never thought of that. Must be because my brain shrunk so much!
>>36273163
>scientists prove
Where are those proofs?
I haven't left my house since 2015. AMA.
Post a pic of your room w/ time stamp i on't believe you
How do you do it anon? do you ever go in your back yard? look out the window?
Break the streak tonight. Live stream it!
What are some fun things a NEET with no money can do?
I've played all the vidya and watched all the animu already. Now what?>inb4 get a job
>>36273115
conquer the internet
>>36273275
How do I do that?
orig
>>36273391
hard to say
i'm thinking a lot of shitposting should do the job
>18yo
>5'5
>mom said that i can get some inches
is she lying
You continue to grow until you are 26. Don't worry.
You might as well start practicing your dick sucking skills now.
>>36273095
You'll prob hit 5'6, you can reach 5'7 (relatively normal, on the shorter end) with the right shoes.
If you feel like killing yourself, don't.
Y-you're not hitting on me are you, OP?
>>36273143
No, of course not. :)origional
>>36273058
But anon, everything I do doesn't matter if everything's going to end anyway. We are born to die, anon, what is given must be taken away.
>be 23 virgin NEET for 6 years
>do nothing but anime, game and shitpost all day
>family goes on vacation to our background country
>it's a somewhat 3rd world country
>every single day I'm getting up at 6 am instead of 3 pm
>hasn't played a game or watched anime instead I'm doing physical activities
>despite all this I'm having fun and surrounded by tons of family and friends
>even lots of girls are trying to hook up with me
It's been 2 days since I came back and all I've done was nothing and didn't leave my house, I'm actually thinking of going to college and getting my first job I don't want to live the NEET life anymore it's horrible but then I realized I live in Canada and socializing with those people is like having cancer, I'm not sure if it's worth it now.
>>36273045
What country it was?
Interested.
>>36273090
From the Caribbean
>>36273045
Consider traveling, you could study in another country. Just realize that people are generally pretty bad.
I notice small changes in shit. Anyone notice the default font changes on Amazon.com and Twitter.com over the last couple of days?
I think it's Gotham font, or some variation. Sucks ass too.
>>36273006
Twitter changed too, but now I think it's just a smaller size font, I'm not sure though.
>>36273006
bump
original bumperinoo totino roll
>>36273006
no one notices? for real?
am I going crazy? : (
>tfw no castellan bf
>tfw castellan bf
>tfw castellan
>tfw no llama caste gf
i just made 2 dozen hard-boiled eggs because nostalgia for easter and also i like them, i just ate 4 of them and could eat a lot more, but should i limit myself?
>>36272954
Just keep eating as much as you want until you feel sick
>>36272954
I'd stop at 4. There's a very sudden regret point with hardboiled eggs and you do not want to cross it.
>>36272954
you have to eat all of them
>Spying on your sister
>See this
Your reaction?
Ask myself why there's a logo on the bottom right of my vision then consider that I've been watching too much porn and what I'm viewing may not actually be occurring, but is instead a wishful hallucination.
>>36272904
start masturbating. This is the only option unless you're a massive faggot.
Become visibly confused because I am Asian and my sister doesn't look like either of those men
test.mensa.no
Whats your score, be honest and post your first attempt.
I enjoy long bouts of isolation, forgetting to maintain friendships, and feeling my body quiver with the surreal beauty of a sudden and marvelous insight.
>>36273156
but you're also a pretentious twat for thinking you have anywhere near that iq just because you took an online iq test
i get the same score as you, so do many people here
>>36273259
You made the association. I only posted a picture.
Who here is Trapsexual?
>>36272862
Me. Only been fapping to traps since I was 13
I'm a trap and I don't find traps attractive. Am I weird?
>>36272862
I'm just femininesexual.