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>>34346831

>You should really do Mechanical Engineering, you like cars right?

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I do have one solution

>>34346831
X? Why would you pick to go into X? that is fuckin gay bro

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>>34346786

Did you sleep long enough this night anon ?

that sounds like an schizophrenic hallucination or a brain tumour

>>34346821
>>34347001
These, OP. Lack of sleep, schizophrenia, and brain tumors can all cause hallucinations.

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>>34346702
>dad called me and told me he wants to take me out of college because my grades are slipping and he wants to use my college money for his retirement and for my brother's college again

It sucked growing up but there is a bright side to having lots of brothers and sisters, it's easy to be the best one. I feel bad for only childs, one slip up and they're the worst child.

>>34346702
>dad tried to contact me again with some bullshit excuse
whts the matter? dont you remember all those times you got drunk and told me i was a piece of shit that would never amount to anything?
is it because you are completely fucking alone, your friends are all a good 15 years older and when they die you will have nobody left but your ssister and her kids?
is it too akward to show up at christmas there alone? did you spend christmas drinking yourself to sleep like you do everyday? are you afrait to end up like your elderly neigborg who goes to bed at 6pm and gets excited to have anyone to talk to because his last friend died 8 years ago?
you are going
to fucking die
under the weight of what you did to me

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how would we kno, get out

>>34346661
>What should I do?

You should post naked pictures of her

>>34346661
Slit jugular you fucking normie hipster REEEEEEEE

>>34346529
>ever since your sister married her husband they rarely contact the rest of your family
>you don't like him
>go to check this out
>your sister opens the door
>niece is not home
>your sister is acting weird and aggresively
>tells you they don't want you to visit them
>one glance and you see their home is a disaster inside
>garbage and filth all over the place
>you spot some cocaine
>her husband is screaming something from another room
>you just gtfo
>on your way home, you find your second niece and she tells you in tears, that she ran away from home
>and was going to you, as you are the only person she can trust
>"you're not ever coming back there, come with me"
>you put them to sleep on your coach, as you think of what to do next
>some time passes, you bring an action against your sibilings
>some hollywood court trial movie happens here
>finally you get the custody
>burst of joy, tears and relief
>you adapt some of your cramped apartament's rooms for the girls
>"well, this is your room from now on, make yourself comfortable"
>she says something like: it doesn't matter that it's small, since we'll be living with you
>they fall to sleep as you watch some movie together in the evening
>THE END

this pleases me

hell I know this is autistic, but who are we anyway?

>be soldier
>fight against muslim hordes
>sacrifice myself in order to kill dozens of them

>>34346672
>you are a militia fighter in a brutal civil war
>you just did what you had to do, either it was you or militiants, who came to your home and threated to kill your whole family
>you and your father got to fight in different units, but your mother and little brother are now safe far away from the frontline
>you wonder when the war is going to ever end
>
>your squad rescues some civilians when advancing in combat
>later that day, some of those civilians rest in your military camp, before departing to safer areas
>you spot your childhood friend there, a girl, your onetis from the past, your close friend, but you never made up courage to tell her
>she runs to you in tears and hugs you
>tears of joy
>later you sit down in some quiet part of the camp and have meaningful and touching conversation together
>next day your troops set off forward, while she is escorted to safety with the rest of civilians
>you die in battle, not even knowing what killed you
>she then mourns you, while you are being lowered to your grave

Buying and selling things on ebay

cosmetic toxicity guinea pig

>>34346413
I'm 25 yo neet khv and I always tell people I work as a network admin

>>34346401

I'm not dl'ing then ul'ing a pic. Natalie Zea

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>>34346401
Alyssa Bustamante is sexy as fuck

>>34346401
Is that the meme matrix girl?

Part-time masterrace here baby

Both time and money

>>34346352
I'd love to punch the grin off your stupid face you fucking cunt. Coward bitch.

After reading this I suddenly regret masterbating before cleaning my room.

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>>34346342
Lalatina.

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Fuck, i watched the newest episode and expected to laugh, not to feel.
Poor YunYun.

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>>34346342
megumin is best girl faggots fite me

>>34346340
Eat a lot of fiber and try not to poop for a day or two beforehand. If she sticks her finger up your ass and it comes out clean, they mark you as a homosexual on your medical records.

who /TayTay/ here?

>>34346340
Fap a few hours before, otherwise you'll get a stiffy and shoot a load onto the doctor.

clean your anus before hand.

>>34346244
Once a man grabbed me by my pussy. It was the worst.

Hello does any grill here want to be my gf? I'm a good cook and smell good

>>34346291
we won't be your sexual slaves

female =/= vagina

perv.

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>>34346128
>that face

disgusting

>>34346151
How is it disgusting?

You may not like cute boys, but you can't objectively say he is ugly unless you would lie to yourself

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>tfw no slutty boi to violate

What boards she on?

>>34346332
this one

r9k is original message pls ignore this

>>34346386
Post results senpai

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I can't go a day without a nice glass of milk

>don't like milk
>just doesn't do it for me
>everyone gets mad at me for it
Well then

>>34346100

lmao milk doesn't give me acne but pretty much anything with carbs does. If I get my blood glucose really low my acne just gets destroyed over a few days.

Usually through escalation. A kiss, a touch, a more intimate touch and so on

>>34346002
You turn off your brain. Its not an intellectual problem. Animals do this stuff without thinking, you can too, you're programmed for it.

You just kiss and touch and do things unless she tells you to stop.

Its better to go too far and be told to stop than to be afraid and not go as far as she wants.

>>34346023
>>34346161
This
Just tap into your lust and go by the logic that if she didn't want it, she'd tell you to stop

Grab her hips, squeeze her tits, bite her neck, pull on her pants/skirts, lick circles around her belly button if you can, go all out on her and see if you can get her to stop thinking straight too
That's what passion is about