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>when the rich talk about killing off the poor, it's "politics"
>when the poor talk about killing off the rich, it's "violence"
can someone please explain why this is?
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>>38487665
do you mean the rich killing the poor by promoting violence thru supporting groups like the nra?
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>>38487665
Schools brainwash kids into thinking the elite rich actually did anything to earn that money besides being born already rich
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>>38487702
through wars for profit or shit like the AHCA
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>tfw you make a online dating profile only to find qts and go through their profiles and imagine you two meeting each other and having kids then you snap back to reality and feel depressed because none of that happened
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Do you ever "REEE" in real life? I find myself doing it from time to time when a post on here or a game I'm playing pisses me off but my parents hate the sound
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>>38287594
you might be actually autistic.
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>>38287680
reeeeee
reeeee faggot
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>>38287594
i know one kid who does that.
he thinks it's funny. nobody else does because it is not funny. it is not quirky or clever. it is not unique or randem xd, just annoying.
nobody likes him. nobody goes to his parties. i did once, because i felt bad for him. but he doesn't feel bad. he spends all day on r/philosophy, at school he calls everyone alt-right, and forces his way into other's business. so, i stopped feeling bad.
robot anon, please do not be like him.
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>he says "i feel" instead of "i think"
Spineless pussy faggot detected.
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>saying "I feel"
>saying "I think"
>not dropping both of them and asserting all your statements as objective truths
beta bitch
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>"I think"
>"I feel"
Don't ever use either. It's a terrible habit.
Instead of saying something like "I feel like this is right", just say "this is right".
Trying to appear open minded by saying "I think" and "I feel" just makes you look boring and submissive. People like being challenged and they like challenging. Trying to avoid conflict with weak language just makes for boring converations.
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>>38487726
I'd appreciate more of this kind of advice, please.
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Good morning robits
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how do I increase my general awareness?
I feel that being on /r9k/ is enough of a sign i'm not quite getting "it"
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go outside origernalo
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i feel the opposite
being on r9k has really opened my eyes to a lot of things
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> a pretty girls life are just as hard as men
false meme thread
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I'm gonna have a gf soon.
I can feel it, I won't have to wait for much longer now.
Maybe another month of waiting,
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>>38287358
Details plz annon.
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>>38287392
Insider gf trading probably
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Hey Robots, need someone to talk to? Or maybe just want some friends? Come join our discord!
We are fairly active, and we're a small little community. Anyone is welcome! Sometimes we'll stream and watch movies, tv, and videos together too! It has a NSFW channel, feels channel, and more! Come join us robots! ~ <3
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>>38287346
You forgot the server link faggot
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>>38287346
Our invite link : yqK3aPB
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Bump, pretty cozy in here tbqh
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>tfw jerked off with tissue paper over my dick so I wouldn't have to wash hands
>just now learning normal people don't partake in this process
>for years thought I was a sanitation expert for not touching my cock
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>>38287263
What is wrong with that
Orgig
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>>38287263
What is this dick I keep seeing
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>>38287263
Been doing the same for ages. Literally preferable to any other way at this point.
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>tfw the sound and sight of normies kissing literally makes me feel ill
Why would anyone want to kiss someone longer than half a second? it's fucking gross.
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>>38287226
> be you
> talking to this girl when she suddenly grabs you
> her grip is very strong for some reason
> she pulls you in and makes out with you for and hour
> you can feel her sour smelling breath on your skin
> you feel all her drool dripping all over your face
> and not to forget her toungue going down your throat
What do anon?
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>>38287337
Ha, jokes on you, I haven't talked to a girl my own age in 4 months, and I don't see myself doing so in the near future. But if I was in that situation, I'd do all I could to free myself, then proceed to flee. I'm not getting mono. I'd also gag a few times
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I'm trying to do nofap but I keep relapsing over and over, several dozen times now. The few times I've made it more than a few days I feel great, more energy, I find more joy in everything I do, I can exercise much longer than normal without fatigue, but I still keep giving in for a few seconds of pleasure. What is wrong with me? How do I stop? Give me your nofap reinforcement techniques, robots.
>pic unrelated
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>>38287208
>What is wrong with me? Anonymous 07/10/17(Mon)20:28:07 No.38287208
> I'm trying to do nofap but I keep relapsing over and over, several dozen times now. The few times I've made it more than a few days I feel great, more energy, I find more joy in everything I do, I can exercise much longer than normal without fatigue, but I still keep giving in for a few seconds of pleasure. What is wrong with me? How do I stop? Give me your nofap reinforcement techniques, robots.
> >pic unrelated
>>>/adv/
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>>38287208
You have to redirect your sexual energy to something creatively productive, like drawing, or writing, or making music. The goal is to replace masturbation with another activity. Instead of just wasting your creative drive for a quick release, why not guide it towards something that will last and make you potentially proud of yourself? It doesn't even have to be about the arts. You could build up any hobby.
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>added sriracha sauce to everything I've eaten today
>asshole and guts are starting to burn
>taking a bite of sriracha-drenched rice and beans as I type this
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your naughty innards deserve the punishment
show no mercy
WHY AM l SO FUCKING STUPID!?!
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>>38287118
you havent killed yourself
do it faggot
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If you had a cute daughter, what would you name her and why?
Also, any miscellaneous ideas you have about how a robot or cyborg could raise a kid without fucking them up.
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>>38487628
Elizabeth. I really like the name Elizabeth
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>>38487628
Sophie. It's a cute name.
also: robots, cyborgs or anyone with a mental illness/shitty personality should be sterilized for the betterment of mankind.
i'm the product of a beta male procreating with an anxiety/depression ridden female. my life is suffering and i can barely function in society. to wit, i will never procreate (not that anyone would want to, anyway) and perpetuate suffering.
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>>38487954
>robots, cyborgs or anyone with a mental illness/shitty personality should be sterilized for the betterment of mankind.
But yet gays and trannies shouldn't?