Hey american robots why don't you marry onw of those chicks that only want a green card? Or would that not make you happy. You could trade it for sex so you stop being a virgun. Of course she wouldn't love you but you could at least get her to clean your house and give you sex for 2 years until she gets a greencard and divorces
>when the rich talk about killing off the poor, it's "politics"
>when the poor talk about killing off the rich, it's "violence"
can someone please explain why this is?
>tfw you make a online dating profile only to find qts and go through their profiles and imagine you two meeting each other and having kids then you snap back to reality and feel depressed because none of that happened
Do you ever "REEE" in real life? I find myself doing it from time to time when a post on here or a game I'm playing pisses me off but my parents hate the sound
i know one kid who does that.
he thinks it's funny. nobody else does because it is not funny. it is not quirky or clever. it is not unique or randem xd, just annoying.
nobody likes him. nobody goes to his parties. i did once, because i felt bad for him. but he doesn't feel bad. he spends all day on r/philosophy, at school he calls everyone alt-right, and forces his way into other's business. so, i stopped feeling bad.
robot anon, please do not be like him.
>he says "i feel" instead of "i think"
Spineless pussy faggot detected.
Don't ever use either. It's a terrible habit.
Instead of saying something like "I feel like this is right", just say "this is right".
Trying to appear open minded by saying "I think" and "I feel" just makes you look boring and submissive. People like being challenged and they like challenging. Trying to avoid conflict with weak language just makes for boring converations.
Good morning robits
how do I increase my general awareness?
I feel that being on /r9k/ is enough of a sign i'm not quite getting "it"
> a pretty girls life are just as hard as men
false meme thread
I'm gonna have a gf soon.
I can feel it, I won't have to wait for much longer now.
Maybe another month of waiting,
Hey Robots, need someone to talk to? Or maybe just want some friends? Come join our discord!
We are fairly active, and we're a small little community. Anyone is welcome! Sometimes we'll stream and watch movies, tv, and videos together too! It has a NSFW channel, feels channel, and more! Come join us robots! ~ <3
>tfw jerked off with tissue paper over my dick so I wouldn't have to wash hands
>just now learning normal people don't partake in this process
>for years thought I was a sanitation expert for not touching my cock
>tfw the sound and sight of normies kissing literally makes me feel ill
Why would anyone want to kiss someone longer than half a second? it's fucking gross.
> be you
> talking to this girl when she suddenly grabs you
> her grip is very strong for some reason
> she pulls you in and makes out with you for and hour
> you can feel her sour smelling breath on your skin
> you feel all her drool dripping all over your face
> and not to forget her toungue going down your throat
What do anon?
Ha, jokes on you, I haven't talked to a girl my own age in 4 months, and I don't see myself doing so in the near future. But if I was in that situation, I'd do all I could to free myself, then proceed to flee. I'm not getting mono. I'd also gag a few times
I'm trying to do nofap but I keep relapsing over and over, several dozen times now. The few times I've made it more than a few days I feel great, more energy, I find more joy in everything I do, I can exercise much longer than normal without fatigue, but I still keep giving in for a few seconds of pleasure. What is wrong with me? How do I stop? Give me your nofap reinforcement techniques, robots.
>What is wrong with me? Anonymous 07/10/17(Mon)20:28:07 No.38287208
> I'm trying to do nofap but I keep relapsing over and over, several dozen times now. The few times I've made it more than a few days I feel great, more energy, I find more joy in everything I do, I can exercise much longer than normal without fatigue, but I still keep giving in for a few seconds of pleasure. What is wrong with me? How do I stop? Give me your nofap reinforcement techniques, robots.
> >pic unrelated
You have to redirect your sexual energy to something creatively productive, like drawing, or writing, or making music. The goal is to replace masturbation with another activity. Instead of just wasting your creative drive for a quick release, why not guide it towards something that will last and make you potentially proud of yourself? It doesn't even have to be about the arts. You could build up any hobby.
>added sriracha sauce to everything I've eaten today
>asshole and guts are starting to burn
>taking a bite of sriracha-drenched rice and beans as I type this