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>tfw no qt boy to bend over and pump full of cum
Why even bother living, I've been denied nature's most basic pleasure.
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Anon, that's lewd!
If he asked you to, would you leave your cock inside so that qt boy can drain as much cum from you as possible?
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>>37550634
What a fag, obviously you leave all the cum inside so your body can slowly break down the protein and absorb it.
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>>37550634
If it were okay with him, I'd go to sleep with my cock still in his ass and leave it there until I wake up.
Hell, by the time that I wake up, I'd have a big load of cum ready to help start his day!
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Tuesday Night Omegle Thread 2017-06-07 03:42:01 Post No.37550025
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Tuesday Night Omegle Thread
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2017-06-07 03:42:01
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Bored? Lonely? Just looking for someone to talk to?
Head on over to omegle! Share a connection and have some good conversation with your fellow robots, I know not having anyone to talk to can be kind of rough.
Blackbox anons are always welcomed and appreciated, it's okay to be shy.
Don't forget the tags!
r9k, r9komegle, robot9000, robot9001, omegler9k
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>>37550025
don't waste your time, those curious
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>>37550033
Why do you say that anon? What's wrong?
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i-is anybody on? I just want somebody to talk to.
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>it's another "slow dancing with a qt gril" dream
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>>37549967
>Sit down getting coffee
>Talk to a girl like we've known each other our whole lives
>She tells me she loves me
>Wake up
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i wish i could dream , hell at least have nightmares
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>>37549967
It's another "imagining you're cuddling with someone and falling asleep in their arms" episode.
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Do you ever get so lonely that you start to hate everyone?
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>He doesnt already hate everyone in existence on some level.
Stay pleb.
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>>37549963
Yeah I've basically grown to resent everyone I know
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>>37550062
not everyone in this world is a asshole but now I don't really care
>>37550063
same
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Okay robots I need your help
Tomorrow my best friend is coming over. He's a cute Femboy and I love him deeply. He says he's "straight" but I think he's thought about being gay, I want to try and ask him to make our relationship more than what it is but I don't know what to say. He's never had a girlfriend so I thought t could capitalize on that. What should I tell him? What is something I can do?
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>>37549957
Just have some beers/alcohol and offer to suck his dick.
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>>37549977
He's strait edge (doesn't drink or smoke)
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>>37549957
What's his height?
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What are some ideal jobs for a robot?
I'm talking actual jobs, not working at the market or fast food place.
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CEO of your own dildo enterprise
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>>37549912
>anything /out/ like park Ranger or Surveyor.
>manual labor that requires no social contact and autistic regard for detail.
>Coding.
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>>37549912
Night shift security guard.
Especially being able to listen to music or podacsts
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answer these questions about fapping, anon
>how many times a day do you fap?
>roughly how long does it take you to cum?
>do you use lube? if so, what.
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1/3 - 1 times a day
3 minutes if I'm trying to cum ASAP
no since i'm not mutilated
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Answer me first anon, do you use coconut oil to fap? Sounds tasty.
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>>37549891
Yeah. It's a whole new world man.
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Hey shy guy, where do you think you're going?
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>>37549699
Who the fuck are you? Get away from my car before I shoot your whore face off
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>>37549699
To bed to cry myself to sleep. Fuck off
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get more whiskey, I'm out of whiskey and I still feel
Title says it all /r9k/. Vaping: gay trend or relaxing hobby?
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>>37549653
I used to like it and think it was the safest and most hegeinic way to take nicotine now it alk taste like shit and i hate it.
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>>37549653
gay trend, but at least a little healthier than puffing a cigar.
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It's the fedora of the mouth
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I'm gonna start a gaming channel for a shitty strategy online game that's played by like 10 people only but I can't come up with a name. Help me.
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>>37549613
Gametopia.
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>>37549613
try "CuteFrustratedAnimeGirl"
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>>37549640
Sounds really gay desu.
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Why are you not in the military?
They hook you up with benefits. it's practically neet life.
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stop shilling for the state you bootlicking welfare queen
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>>37549568
I believe in the sanctity of human life.
I respect the discipline of the military.
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>>37549661
Don't act like your life is important. You are just a single human,not even a good one at that. Perfect for being a meat shield.
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Remember when the internet was pure, anon?
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>>37549530
No but I remember when people where posting child nudes and daisys destruction videos all the time.
Hell when I was 8 I showed off my cock to /b/
Been here forever.
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anything of human make is impure
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>>37549530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6QMXx3a03I
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what is the benefit of joining one. what is it like? will I regret it or will I enjoy it? should I just continue avoiding them? I can't even see myself talking a lot in them anyways
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you should maybe try joining a new smaller discord with not many people you might like it
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>>37549514
nobody talks in them and also they ban any women but not traps fucking faggots
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Theyre almost always mainly preestablished groups of friends who will dominate chat and shit on anyone they dont like.
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Follow me Anon, I'll teach you about love
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>>37549449
>stacy loving anyone butherself
k
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what is love? senpai dont hurt me, dont hurt me no more
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>sees flat ass
yeah i...uhh...gotta check my emails
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>pretty much most of the people I used to be friends with hate me with a passion
>every time I hear some new shit they've said about me I wanna kms
>pretty much homeless and unemployable
Is there any reason to live? I were to have a place to live with a partner and a cat, and a small handful of close friends, I feel like that would be enough. Is it okay to live a small, comfy, and isolated life or will I eventually end up killing myself anyway?
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I know that feel senpai.
Im planning to get rich and discard them like the trash they are.
Get revenge.
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>>37549327
what did you do that was so bad?
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>>37549871
Drew loli feet for money so I wouldn't become homeless. Then I became homeless because fear and harassment made me stop. I don't even like loli feet I just wanted to not be broke.
Also I stink and I'm too lazy to hold down a job, even though I've had two jobs that both had to let me go because I was too weak and unfit for manual labour to the point where I was sick all the time.
People are fucking shit.