>just eat more bro
>just lift bro
why do normies think gaining weight is so easy? I eat all day and still don't gain a fucking pound. Lifting won't work unless you gain weight. I wouldn't be nearly as self hating if it wasn't for my skinniness
t. 5'10 130lbs
You will regret it. If you want to look good, the single most important thing is to be lean. A lean, defined face and a skinny-ish body look better than bloated muscles and a similarly bloated face.
>again with this guy
Why are robots infatuated with him?
how many fucking times are you little shits seriously going to try that?
speaking of eggman what happened to the blonde girl that use to ironically do the eye rolls and say she's trying to steal all your attention and get beta orbiters and then had that video about her breaking down in tears and crying about how she's not waifu material and just wants all the attention and beta orbiters?
What's the point in getting a gf if she'll never look like pic related?
Bullshit, you could kidnap someone that looks like them to the t if you were dedicated enough. Then dress them up and have Stockholm syndrome take over. Sounds like a solid plan for a robot desu
>tfw been dicked 6 times by 4 different dude's in the past 2 years
Am I a slut (male)?
What do fembots think about knotting?
I'm almost 100% sure that's what they do they pretend not to be degenerats but we all know they are they do it in secret and try to get Chas later but chad doesn't fuck ugly ppl sorry ur it is low or that ur autistic
> But your just a failed Stacey and Stacey's can only fail at birth because all they need is to look average and not be mentally retarded life on easy mode
But you'll never be a real robot because you can just get a wage Vick to pay for all your stupid shit and accept your degeneracy
> I really hate you pls die
Ps I'm gonna be wage duck and I know you monsters take advantage of us most
Lost my virginity to a prostitute that looks like a thinner Mandy Muse smaller ass obviously
>Yes anon, I'm sorry you do have anus cancer. Please go to the front desk to schedule a follow up where we will discuss your options. Wait... not so fast assclown where's my tip?
>I'm ready to settle down with you, anon..
ITT: Black people feels
>tfwyn have sex with a white woman
>TFW loosing interest in women and increased interest in business,career, and personal development.
so /r9k/ im posting this thread to get ur wisdom
so i have a friend that goes almost everyday to 9gag whats should i do ???
My oneitis is dating a guy that's 100 pounds overweight. Seriously, he's 270 pounds and she's tiny. I thought looks matter? I lift and that hasn't helped me at all.
>Two steaming hot pies for you! He hee! That'll be $25.99, thank you sir....hey wait a minute you forgot the tip, jerkoff!!!!
>get rated 9/10
This guy has really demonstrated to me the power of the mere exposure effect.
I used to hate Stanley threads. But then I just kept seeing his face again, and again, and again.
Now it's grown on me.
>tfw only a 7" penis
>tfw 6'1" tall so it looks even smaller my body
Anyone else know this feel? I don't even know what to do about it, like from what I hear the reasons pornstars look like they have huge dicks is because they are all manlets and fuck women under 5ft tall, but I don't have that advantage.
Fembots, why don't you exchange sexual services for money?