>tfw tempted to buy Lipstck again
How do I fight this feeling because obviously boys can't wear lipstick.
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>>39367839
you're gay and your place is /lgbt/.
stop posting here, or stop becoming gay.
>and don't stick lipstick upstick yourstick assstick
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ask your bf to help
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>>39367839
You could be a boy who wears lipstick
That's an original idea
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Has anyone else been helped by God? 2017-08-28 07:57:09 Post No.39367817
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Has anyone else been helped by God?
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>used to be evil meth fiend doing half a gram most days every day. sometimes up to a gram a day
>spent all day being evil, shitposting on /r9k/ furiously spamming hateful things trying to get others addicted to meth
>spent all day sexting/cybering with married women trying to cuck their husbands as a sick degenerate fetish
>killing myself in my room by doing so much drugs and going crazy from the meth
>hateful person who hated the world because born with bad mind
>ruin tubes in my cock by masturbating in weird positions on meth, can't cum any more theres a blockage
>decide to open my mind to God being potentially real and give love a chance instead of cucking people
>refuse treatment for addiction, want to die on meth and other hard drugs
>spirit appears in my room and talks to me. it's female
>tricks me into letting it possess me
>gets me committed to psych ward since i wont get help
>takes away my meth withdrawals and cravings so staying off it is really easy
>talks to me all day in the ward to keep me busy and encourages me to get better
>reaches inside me with ethereal hand and touches the tubes in my cock for a short time. i can cum again afterward freely
>over time teaches me God is love and forgiveness
>teaches me how to not be arrogant, angry, bitter, rude, or hateful
>teaches me about love, kindness, being less selfish, and helping others, and forgiveness
>punishes me for my bad behavior a bit but is merciful
>police searching me for weapons and the spirit tells me to just walk off mid weapon search. I do. Cops just let me go and offer to give my ID back.
>might have been helped by an angel
Don't believe the Christian Bible is 100% right. Don't believe in an eternal Hell or that God wanted homosexuals stoned or wanted slavery. I don't think Yahwe is the highest God. But I think there is an all powerful God who is all love wisdom and mercy. Don't know his name though. He helped me a lot and fixed my life up. Still need to work on not being lazy though.
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Bump for others with experiences with the spiritual
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yes. i will try to be brief with mine
>early 2016, scared by conspiracy theories, particularly obnoxious christian ones
>despair, literally think i am going to hell if i don't accept something that i don't intuitively think is right
>late 2016, august, get really addicted to pot and other stimulants
>september, move in with people who do a lot of drugs, steal drugs from them quietly but take stuff they won't miss
>able to be high all the time, can no longer say no even though i know i'm fucking up my life
>seriously, there was a 24/7 craving with me
>september 20th, have a really bad trip, go outside, think i'm being gang stalked
>meet some native american homeless guy, we have a conversation, tells me to be a gnostic and stay the fuck away from orthodoxy, and other stuff like don't do drugs
>i get real spooked because it feels spooky
>go back home, sleep
>wake up and addiction is completely gone
wew
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>>39368449
Nice man. It's great when God heals us instantly or very quickly. I'm so glad he did it to me.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK IT'S MY FIRST DAY OF WORK WHAT DO I DO
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theres nothing you can do you will forever be the doofus who shit himself his first day
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>first day
>trusting a fart
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>>39367561
haha disgusting faggot
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My fucking normie high school 2017-08-28 07:42:26 Post No.39367501
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My fucking normie high school
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So today, I was walking through the halls of my school, going to the parking lot to get in my car, and I see one of those new big touchscreens they have now on the walls of the hallways. I take a closer look, and what do I see? "Meme Monday" Shit about 'when your homing pigeon just wants to chill' and it has a picture of a pigeon sitting on a window sill. And the burning house-girl dead one. You know? Normie cancer. But the thing is, they PAYED people to make that trash. People WORKED on that cringy shit. Are the normies becoming more autismo than us?
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>>39367501
underage b& pls go and stay go until not underage
mods pls
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>>39367536
I'm a senior dumbass
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>>39367536
>driving licence
>underage
>underace
>underrace
>underrage
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8value sharing thread 2017-08-28 07:39:15 Post No.39367452
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https://8values.github.io/
Share you 8value score here robots
>inb4 centerfaggot
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>>39367452
centrism is crap
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>tfw i got fascist
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I guess i'm more traditional than I originally thought.
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>Wendy's employees starting to recognize me
>"Do you want the same 4 for 4?"
Should I just move?
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>>39367352
why do you not like this? one fast food place starts firing up my order the second they see me
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Stop eating fast food you fat fuck
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>>39367372
>why do you not like this
lol
kys
leave please
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Ebin's a massive nonce and is no longer welcome edition
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Everybody love everybody
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>500 posts of "ignorning tirpnonces by talking about them constantly"
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>>39366977
2nd for Felon axes
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I told my mother about how depressed I've been for the past few years. Told her about how I feel empty, have no interests and want to kill myself. Everything feels completely pointless to me. I was really scared but managed to say it all.
She replies with
>anon I think this is just laziness
>you just want to get out of doing anything
>killing yourself would make us sad and that's really spiteful and selfish
>your sister is about to go college and your brother is looking at secondary schools. Think about them
I've never felt such despair before this. I'm too scared to even be around any of my family now. Feels like I'm just in the way.
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Become a neet to spite them
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>>39366900
Kill everyonr. Listen to Deathgrips during meditation to prepare for reckoning. Show them the meaning of your existence, which is to crush and surpass them. Nixe dubex
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Try these
>meditation
>mindfulness
>exercise
>EFT
>entirely natural diet
>high meat
>methylated vitamin B12 plus methylated B complex
If you can't do them all at least do the ones you can.
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Exact moment you became a robot 2017-08-28 07:06:59 Post No.39366814
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Exact moment you became a robot
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>halloween
>some guy gives me a caramel apple
>bite into it
>it's actually a caramel onion
>everyone laughing
>am 5
>don't get the joke
>happily eat my delicious candied onion
>laughter turns to confusion
>"that's an onion, buddy...."
>"I like it!"
>adults all visibly disappointed
Fate's die was cast, Halloween 1995.
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>4 years old
>have a nightmare about killing my family and BBQing their corpses before sensually eating them
>have never seen anything so violent IRL
>crying and scared af, run to my parent's room and try to explain why I'm so upset
>by explaining the nightmare in vivid detail
>"it's nothing. I'm trying to sleep. Go back to bed."
>spend the next 20+ years fighting with horrible intrusive thoughts and nightmares literally every night
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>>39366814
That is the most badass, alpha powermove you could have done, though, OP, and you were only 5. To me it sounds like you have immense potential as a chad if you can find a way to unlock it.
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>be born
>two years later
>little brother is born
>more attractive, faster learning, charismatic than me at an early age
>be 6 years old
>cousins, uncles, aunts call me into a room
>"Anon, your parents love your little brother more than you. He's always been the favorite. It's not right but that's how it is."
>spend the rest of my life reminded that I have and will always be considered less than my younger brother
Scars like that don't healat all
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How many friends do you have on Facebook, and how many likes do you get under each pic, anon? ;)
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I don't use any kind social media.
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>>39366796
>Using facebook
gtfo normalfag
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>>39366796
251 friends
10 ish
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>date American girls
>are whores, junkies
>go to Europe
>date euro girl
>invites me to her apartment
>makes me dinner
>doesn't want to fuck until we're at least engaged
>makes me food every day, always gives me bigger portions
>always does everything for me and over reacts whenever i hug her, say thank you, and tell her i love her
Why aren't you in Europe dating a conservative woman who wants to keep the white race alive?
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>>39366488
why aren't you in rural america dating a conservative woman who wants to keep the white race alive instead of slags and eurotrash whores?
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>>39366488
those last digits mate, they're telling you something
anyhow, women are women. you found a good one, I'm sure there are good ones in the USA.
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>>39366488
My experience with euro girls is that they're way more slutty than American girls, and they actually put out for regular guys not just Chads.
You're looking in the wrong places if you can't find trad girls in the US. There are plenty.
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Am I a manlet if I'm 5'9?
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5'9" amazonian here and I don't think so unless you act it.
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>>39366377
Is Conor McGregor a manlet?
Answer this and you'll have your answer OP.
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Am I a manlet if I'm 5'4?
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When was the last time you cried? And why did you do it?
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>>39366326
I always cry when I am angry.
Which is a lot.
Probably last time I cried was when in work (I hate HATE my job).
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>>39366326
I will never let myself cry.
Since I'm physically slender, expressing emotion ties together a portrait of weakness.
Everyone I know knows the deadpan skeleton who can separate from emotions. It's not delusion. I'm an anchor for a lot of people, no lie.
>inb4 normie
So I'm not allowed to cry and I hate the thought of myself crying, anyhow. It will solve nothing. It's lack of control manifest. I NEED to be in control, at least of how things travel through networks to affect me.
To control these networks, you must seem sturdy to all concerned.
Help I can't feel
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>>39366693
>Help I can't feel
you mean
>Help I won't let myself feel
>25
>virgin
>never had gf
>mostly introverted, but when relaxed, can really be the life of the party
>goes out with friends
>can chat with both sexes, make perverted sex jokes
>can even seriously discuss sex/relationships in general
>despite of that all, UNABLE to actually flirt with girls, or talk sexually to them, or ask them out
>tfw
what the hell is wrong with me? i suspect my upbringing cucked me hard in this, i used to be really shy and only in recent years i became more social.
what is the point of this robotic existence
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you havent ever fucked so theres a mental block.
just get together 2-3 thousand dollars, fuck a different call girl off craigslist or backpages for 1 month and then youll feel fully capable of pullign yuor pants down with a real girl
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In the same boat for the most part, I think the reason I'm this was is because I was ostracised as a kid for being fat, which permanently fucked my self esteem, it took me years but I can finally be friends with people, but I can't ever get close/intimate with people, and if they try with me I just make a joke or something and keep them at a comfortable distance.
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Since we're all in joyous misery together, allow me to repost something
Yesterday, in the early hours of the morning, i asked to go out for some coffee today(she had been awake all night to stay up for the boxing match) and she said yes.
When i went to meet her, she had just gotten a coffee to go, we chatted for five minutes then
>I just woke up and i'm not feeling the best. I'm gonna go for a walk.
And that was that. Life sucks and then you're stabbed in the gut by a black sword.
After having a few hours to think it through though, i can say she can go fuck herself with a rake. She was the one who agreed to meet up and then blows me off like that? Eat shit and die.
I can take rejection. God knows i can. But backhanded bullshit like that is the fucking worst.
There's something less than human, that's walking down the street.
It's hiding it's emotions, from everyone it meets.
You'd think this creature tragic, but it feels quite content.
It lacks the means to regret, the time alone it's spent.
Daily it meets it's demons, but takes hardships in stride.
It's awfully hard to break down, what's been broken inside.
It cannot feel temptation, there's nothing that it wants.
Envy and greed escape it, it has no wealth to flaunt.
The vain would call it worthless, the wise call it a fool.
It calls itself a witness, to people turning cruel.
If all lives need a purpose, a goal for it to crave.
Is it driven by success, or is it now it's slave?
It's something less than human, or maybe something more?
If it's life lacks a meaning, what is it Iiving for?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg7pu_wREKA
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delet this RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>39366178
Why must you do this to me
oorrrrrrrrr