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How do I get an abusive Japanese gf?
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>>36433308
Japanese women aren't perfect and have a fuckton of problems, but there are none that are even remotely similar to this comic
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Make this thread 3 more times and I'll tell you
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>>36433308
God I hate white people, holy shit
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Blg1zzVo0I
Whoever says it incorrectly deserves to get shot.
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>>36433249
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Blg1zzVo0I
actually it's pronounced data
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>>36433249
dadda!
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>>36433249
*they are data
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What are your goals anon? I'll start.
>Get accepted to my number one choice college for Math
>Finish college by 22 no later than 23
>Have my first apartment by 23
>start making all my own payments on car and apartment at 23
>get real estate license
>become a software engineer
>obtain healthy lifestyle, I'm a bit overweight.
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>>36433238
That sounds like a normie.
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Get leg correction surgery
Enroll into school
Get better at math.
Get my Bulged disc to heal. A
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>kill self
>become god
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>graduating high school in a month
>planned on joining the air force straight out
>never got a job
>find out i have a heart defect
>have a month to get a job and my own place (mom is moving away)
How do I become a wageslave? Does applying online actually work?
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Just go on Craigslist for your area. I've gotten most of my slave jobs from there
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Play video games on the internet nigga
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>>36433232
I'm glad you couldn't go to the air force, otherwise you might leave us and even die. Don't go, Anon! I love you!
>mom tells me "if you ever kill yourself id be so damn mad. ill find you in heaven and beat you"
even of you had multiple ambulances on standby would buckshot in the mouth be a 100% certainty of instant death? even at a 45 degree angle back
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>>36433206
you could shoot birdshot as long as you made sure the barrel is behind the upper boney plate in your mouth and angled slightly upwards
you could even kill yourself with .22 caliber ammo if you do that since the bullet will go straight through the part of your brain that controls breathing
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>>36433206
>suicide
>heaven
Your mom needs to study Christianity some more.
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>>36433500
what about this angle
original comment
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>fantasize about a dom gf whos taller than me
>im 6'4"
do girls at this height actually look like girls or are they just beasts?
which country has the tallest women?
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>>36433173
I know it's gay as fuck but I don't care, futa is the hottest shit ever and I wish it was a real thing.
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>>36433373
Futa (2d) is, surprisingly, one of the most common fetishes.
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>>36433173
just depends. alana renaud is 6'10" and shes pretty hot i guess.
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Fuck.
This thread may die with no replies.
I get it.
We aren't entitled to anything, certainly not the opinions or attention of others.
But boy howdy I had one of those moments.
Its fruitless to talk about it as I have made up my mind. But I want fresher minds to weigh in.
Does anyone here not really want to kill themselves yet resolved to because they really have decided they needed to?
Like taking laxatives when you have a life threatening food baby.
It is reactive.
Corrective.
Unsavory but necessary.
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>>36433143
Wat
Originalllyyoo
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Well I don't feel that way, most people don't feel they need to kill themselves if they don't necessarily want to. Unless, say, it's a situation where they're going to suffer horribly so they kill themselves to avoid the suffering
Is that how you feel? What has caused you to turn against your biology of wanting to survive?
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>>36433209
Have you come to a conclusion about whether you are capable of thriving or not?
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Hey guys I'm streamin with my robot pals. Cum watch:3
Twitch tv osmurr
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>>36433104
Nice stream senpai:3 you're v cute
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>>36433104
>go to stream
>look at facecam
>not face of a robot
fucking normies...
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>>36433581
What do you mean?! Explain
Orgerggdjbfjk
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I broke open on of these and ate the contents.
i bought another the next 2 says later and ate that too.
ive got 1 more.
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congrats! you're going to have heart failure
at least your parents will be rid of a useless cunt like you
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Don't eat them they inflate and can get struck in your bowels
If you're gonna do it soak them in water then drink the water
Don't do more than one at once too pls
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>>36433210
i cut them into fourths and eat them
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You get two choices /r9k/
>The perfect wife
>UNLIMITED Hookers and blow
Which do you go for?
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>>36433046
my perfect wife is a shapeshifter who can also make blow through magic
check m8
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>>36433046
Are the hookers clean and T H I C C?
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>>36433046
The perfect wife would let me do all the hookers and blow I want.
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Femanons, have you ever fapped to the idea of being fucked by one of your orbiters?
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>>36433000
>tfw no orbiters to fap to
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>>36433000
I never had orbiters until recently but when I became cold and uncaring I was suddenly fawned over. I surprisingly fap a lot less now that I don't really feel anything emotionally but to answer your question, I have started to but feel weird about doing that to someone I don't care about and resort to a fictional version of my last oneitis who was the first person to "orbit" me and I fell in love with them but they abandoned me.
But I think my situation is too much of an outlier to gather any useful data.
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If that were the case he wouldn't be an orbiter now would he?
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>people on /pol/ say minorities are getting jobs because diversity quotas
>tfw spic
>got rejected from fast food gig for not being panda material
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>>36432991
stupid rana poster
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>>36432991
sorry my guy. i too am currently a jobless minority and have been applying. shit sucks.
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>>36432991
They use statistics but in reality they only factor the things they want to make it seem like they're right
Forced causation by simple correlation
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"Boo! Hi anon, e-e-enjoying the day? It's a lovely day to be at the zoo!! W-w-would you like to walk around the zoo with me?"
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No. You're way too ugly.
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>>36432958
What the fuck is wrong with her face?
originaloli
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Damn bitch you scary
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what does /foreveralone/ listen to?
http://www.billclintonswag.com
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original jams my man.
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i like white people rap
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Honorable mention to de loused in the comatorium
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Anyone interested in Elliot Rodger on Tumblr? 2017-04-21 04:23:09 Post No.36432845
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Anyone interested in Elliot Rodger on Tumblr?
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I have a FB (Twisted World: The Life of Elliot Rodger), but I know you guys don't like "normiebook." I made a Tumblr tonight if anyone's interested. It's elliot-rodger dot tumblr dot com.
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Tumblr is also fucking trash
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>>36432845
Tumblr is much worse than Facebook.
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OMG really?! What DO you guys like then? Besides 4chan.