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When did you come to the conclusion that you most likely have some sort of defect that hasn't been discovered by science yet?
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ON THE EDGE
OF THE CRATER
LlKE THE PROPHETS ONCE SAID
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SUCKA TRlED TO PLAY ME
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BABY DONT HURT ME

ORGAMUN
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>>38205713
IN THE END
I REALIZE
YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME
TRYIN' TO MAKE HISTORYYYY

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I just want to be a qt househusban for a nice girl who loves me.
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>>38205684
You're not cute so that won't work
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>>38205750
I dont know anon,people have called me cute that were not blood related to me lots of times.

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>In high school
>2 girls put their legs over my lap
>"how are you not hard?
Chad would've had a boner"
>actually really hard and fully erect

When did you guys find out your dick was tiny?
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>girls came near you
TAKE THIS, NORMIE SCUM!

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Does nofap really work or is it just bogus?
If it does, how long would it take to see results?
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>>38205627
no fap works in the way that you will be hornier so you will have more incentive to approach women. thats it
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>>38205627
>Does nofap really work or is it just bogus?

It will cure erectile dysfunction in some cases (= too much fapping and porn-induced ED) but you have to stop watching porn as well. Once you're back on tracks you can start masturbating again, just don't do it 3 times a day and you'll be fine.

Some people say that it cures social anxiety and stuff like this. I went on 4 months nofap and didn't watch porn for more than a year now, and I still suffer from social anxiety. As >>38205646 said it will obviously make you hornier (I swear two months in I wanted to fuck my little sister) but that's pretty much it.

What fuels this disgusting fetish?
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nerd ressentiment and impotence

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I cracked my fingers too much and they feel like they are gonna bleed at the joints now

don't crack your fingers boys it isn't worth it
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>>38205493
>crack fingers second before i read this
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>>38205493
You deserve it prolly

Anyone absolutely fucking Sick of working in Customer Service?? I work at a gas station as a cashier and I feel like strangling the customers!!! They take advantage cuz your at work and cant react like you would on the street

Anyone else feel like this??
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>>38205488
I did it for 6 weeks, worst experience of my life

>Ask woman if she wants a bag
>"Why do they always ask if you want a bag?" she says incredulously to her husband
>"Some people bring their own" I say and hand her the receipt
>"I don't want this" and she hands me the receipt back
>Throw it in the bin and turn to the next customer
>"HAVE YOU GOT AN ATTITUDE WITH ME?!"
>wut
>Look up and it's the middle aged fat rude hag I just served
>She goes off at me trying to start shit as her husband stands there silent like a child
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i work customer service in a call centre. it's shitty but at least i dont have to talk to people face to face.

still though, talking to 80 customers a day with a fair few irate people is not fun at all
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>>38206998
It's usually fat women that throw these tantrums.

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What am I doing wrong here?
Can anyone on this board help me in getting a gf?
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why do you think that someone on this board will be able to help you get a gf?
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>>38205340
>newfag doesn't know you already start out with Quezalcoatl and Shiva

Bruh...

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I feel like I'm going to be sick thinking about everything.

It's like I'm in a nightmare.

every started telling me I had depression when I was young because I was anti social and I believed them. Now it's my fault, all my fault.

WELL IT"S NOT MY FAULT THE WORLD IS RUN BY WOMEN AND LIBERALS WHO HATE WHITE MALES!!
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An entire week of nofap, feeling restless, think I'm going through some kind of withdrawal. Vidya seems to keep my mind off it though.

Hows it going for you, fellow bots?
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2 days of no fap, also starting a fast. Feels alright so far, yesterday was terrible mentally but i've had like 5 erections so far today.
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>>38205323
It'll be a week tomorrow and I haven't been popping boners at all. I think my diet, lack of exercise, and lack of sleep, maybe combined with stress, are legitimately giving me low t.
I also went a week before this and then jerked off, so overall I've only masturbated 1/14 of the last days. I have really feminine fat deposits too.
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You're fucking weak. 23 years without masturbating here.

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>tfw no israeli bf
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>tfw no diaspora bf

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>tfw feminine mannerisms but big dumb ogre body
GOODBYE HORSES
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>>38205187
>tfw petite and feminine
>people perceive my mannerisms as feminine because I'm not a grown man or a fatty
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>6'3
>want to be a sissy
JUST END ME
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>>38205187
Scuse me for asking Shrek, but that's a nice anime, can I have it?

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Why are /latehoursr9k/ so much better than r9k during the aday?
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>>38205167
because normes sleep at night. i wish fags did the same desu
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>>38205167
Shitty normie threads like "Hug your sister and tell her you love her" aren't as prevalent during this time.
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>>38205199
>>38205225
Bothe xtremely true, if ONLY r0k was like thsi during th day man, would be aweosm

>edit
I gave up on tryigng to corect the sppelling mistakes

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Why don't you robots find a cute dorky girl who shares your interests?

Seems the the solution to your problems, neh?
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