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>>38205684
You're not cute so that won't work

>>38205750
I dont know anon,people have called me cute that were not blood related to me lots of times.

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>girls came near you
TAKE THIS, NORMIE SCUM!

>>38205627
no fap works in the way that you will be hornier so you will have more incentive to approach women. thats it

>>38205627
>Does nofap really work or is it just bogus?

It will cure erectile dysfunction in some cases (= too much fapping and porn-induced ED) but you have to stop watching porn as well. Once you're back on tracks you can start masturbating again, just don't do it 3 times a day and you'll be fine.

Some people say that it cures social anxiety and stuff like this. I went on 4 months nofap and didn't watch porn for more than a year now, and I still suffer from social anxiety. As >>38205646 said it will obviously make you hornier (I swear two months in I wanted to fuck my little sister) but that's pretty much it.

nerd ressentiment and impotence

>>38205493
>crack fingers second before i read this

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>>38205493
You deserve it prolly

>>38205488
I did it for 6 weeks, worst experience of my life

>Ask woman if she wants a bag
>"Why do they always ask if you want a bag?" she says incredulously to her husband
>"Some people bring their own" I say and hand her the receipt
>"I don't want this" and she hands me the receipt back
>Throw it in the bin and turn to the next customer
>"HAVE YOU GOT AN ATTITUDE WITH ME?!"
>wut
>Look up and it's the middle aged fat rude hag I just served
>She goes off at me trying to start shit as her husband stands there silent like a child

i work customer service in a call centre. it's shitty but at least i dont have to talk to people face to face.

still though, talking to 80 customers a day with a fair few irate people is not fun at all

>>38206998
It's usually fat women that throw these tantrums.

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why do you think that someone on this board will be able to help you get a gf?

>>38205340
>newfag doesn't know you already start out with Quezalcoatl and Shiva

Bruh...

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2 days of no fap, also starting a fast. Feels alright so far, yesterday was terrible mentally but i've had like 5 erections so far today.

>>38205323
It'll be a week tomorrow and I haven't been popping boners at all. I think my diet, lack of exercise, and lack of sleep, maybe combined with stress, are legitimately giving me low t.
I also went a week before this and then jerked off, so overall I've only masturbated 1/14 of the last days. I have really feminine fat deposits too.

You're fucking weak. 23 years without masturbating here.

>tfw no diaspora bf

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>>38205187
>tfw petite and feminine
>people perceive my mannerisms as feminine because I'm not a grown man or a fatty

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>6'3
>want to be a sissy
JUST END ME

>>38205187
Scuse me for asking Shrek, but that's a nice anime, can I have it?

>>38205167
because normes sleep at night. i wish fags did the same desu

>>38205167
Shitty normie threads like "Hug your sister and tell her you love her" aren't as prevalent during this time.

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>>38205199
>>38205225
Bothe xtremely true, if ONLY r0k was like thsi during th day man, would be aweosm

>edit
I gave up on tryigng to corect the sppelling mistakes

>>38205068

So this is what those "le dangerous sociopath" posters of 2008 turned into, huh?