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Can a girl (female) please talk to me? I am dying of loneliness.
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Sure, anon. I'm a GIRL ("female"). What would you like to talk about?
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>>35114052
>girls
>internet
>4chan
>/r9k/
>thread >>35114052
>talking to you
>relieving you of your loneliness
Not gonna happen.
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>>35114078
How are you? What do you think of kissless virgins?
>You will never live in a world where gender roles are reversed
>Women thirst for sex and flock to men
>Men can take their pick at their leisure
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>You will never live in a world where you are happy
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It's basically like this on some college campuses now, because the gender disparity is so great, with so few men enrolling and so many women looking for partners. The New York Times wrote about it and called male privilege because the remaining men have so many women to choose from.
Here in Australia there are some universities like ACU that are >72% female. Dudes there are basically drowning in pussy and have plenty of women to choose from, and the women are all competing for just a handful of guys they consider their equals or better.
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Not a bad point. Hell, not even a bad thread.
However, OP is a FAGGOT.
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How do i get out of this situation? 2017-02-25 07:29:06 Post No.35113909
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How do i get out of this situation?
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I always fantasize about looking handsome and having girls flock to me, i envy Chads who are better than me. I have so many fucking things that are physically wrong with me
>5'9
>Jawlet.
>Big nose.
>acne.
>Big eyes
>Oily skin.
>Slight overbite.
>Shit hay like hair.
>18% bodyfat.
I already workout and ive lost 50lbs so far but my face/posture looks like shit and its thats a result of me having complete lack of confidence and just giving up. Everywhere i go men tower over me so i doubt that no matter how good i could look, it will never make up for my height so why even bother?
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>and thats a result*
I am tired of being a fucking loser but i feel its just what i am meant to be.
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>>35113909
guy on the left is relaxed and guy on the right is flexing his abs very hard, just so you know that all those photos are staged
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>>35114121
kek, as if it matters.
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How do I pirate MS Office? Coz it's not just like pirating a movie. If I just torrent it I'll need a product key right? How does this work?
Thank you all very much.
I will reward your advice with irresistable Shinkas.
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>>35113877
it's called libreoffice
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>>35113981
Thanks anon but I want the actual MS Office not some shitty Linux open source bullshit. I have Outlook on my phone and at work, I want it on my PC too so everything matches up.
Have a Shink anyway.
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open office. give more anime girl. now.
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Does anyone else here like to steal their girlfriend's panties?
I hold them up to my nose and smell them while I masturbate to thoughts of her.
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no but I did it to my best friend's mom's pair
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>>35113533
lol a gf huh?
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>>35113631
Yes, she's mine
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Would you let Stacy fart on your face if she told you she wouldn't tell anyone?
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i wouldnt care if she told anyone
id wear that fart like a badge
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no
farts are gross
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1. Too uggo to be Stacy
2. Asshole is in the wrong place
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At what point would you end your life?
Lose a hand? Lose your legs? Facial drooping from a stroke?
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>>35113510
>mental impairment
>cant talk anymore
>cant do shit with my mind anymore/focus and turn into a drooling retard, moreso then iam now
>everything that disables my hand because i like to draw
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>>35113510
I broke my wrist badly a little while ago, and you don't realize how important having your dominant hand is. I could totally see someone ending their life over it. For me though, probably going blind would do it.
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Both hands BC no beating off then
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If she didn't have such wealthy powerful parents, would she be a fembot?
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>>35113502
stacies 5/10 friend
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>>35113512
This is pretty accurate since she's friends with Ivanka. Chelsea's a cunt though.
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>>35113512
>5/10
Try 3/10, a 5 isn't ugly, just average.
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>paid some asian crossdresser to fuck me in the ass
>afterwards he claims the condom 'came off' and he came in my ass
>too pussy to confront him and leave
>tfw you're so beta you can't even get mad at the fag that probably gave you HIV
I am, without a doubt, the most pathetic person on this board. This title is the like my life's consolation prize. "Your life is a fucking joke, but at least you can take pride in being the worst retard in a house of rejects." Jesus christ I understand why my parents cut ties with me. Imagine how my dad must feel, knowing he gave birth to a faggot who literally pays some asian fag to infect him with aids. I hate this.
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hey man, you can't be too beta if you lost your virginity to an asian trap
and you probably didn't get aids, get checked if you are worried
how much did it cost
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>>35113424
I paid him $150 for half an hour, which is the going rate where I live.
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>>35113402
FUCK OFF >>>/lgbt/
STOP SPAMMING YOUR DEGENERACY ON HERE
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great rapper or GOAT rapper?
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>>35113396
A white bois rapper
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>>35113421
in that case all rappers are white bois rappers
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GOAT rapper, fuck the haters. Since when did white=intelligent. Shits fucked.
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>Please provide 2 references
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>>35113306
you can put any random number and name down, they don't have to be real
99% of the time employers are too lazy to actually call anyone
they look at you and make a judgment immediately, that's it
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>>35113306
>list previous employment
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Classic shit test
I've gotten jobs by giving zero references
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I don't want to be that guy 2017-02-25 06:38:30 Post No.35113137
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I don't want to be that guy
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2017-02-25 06:38:30
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But weren't spongebobs eyes Brown? In the timeline I grew up in spongebob's eyes were brown, they're blue now.
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They were always blue.
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The most redpilled aryan creature in the sea desu
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Go back to /x/ you mandela fag
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>loser pops up in my discord
>try to find out who this guy is
>he tries to change the subject
>banned them
autism in its greatest form. dont do this robots
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Every night like clockwork. Discord is as bad as this meme.
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>>35113141
lmao are you the guy I kicked?
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>>35113117
how many times do you post this a day you faggot retard
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Didn't realize that North America had some THICC leaders
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donald thicc
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>>35113088
THICC TRUDEAU
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>tfw women will never take creepshots of your booty on national TV
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All Your Ancestros got Laid 2017-02-25 06:33:48 Post No.35113069
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All Your Ancestros got Laid
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2017-02-25 06:33:48
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All your ancestors scored
If you are here today it's because all your ancestors fucked
Since the time of the Cavemen, Ancient Romans, the War of Independence,the cold war, etc.
IF THEY DID, WHY CAN'T YOU?
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It was easier to score back then
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All your ancestors also had a lot of siblings who didn't score.
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