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I got a good job
I got my own place
I lost all my weight
I got in shape
I got rid of my acne
STILL NO FUCKING GF
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>>38972276
Based on that low effort mfw of yours I'd say you either havne't tried very hard or just excel at failing for lack of talent.
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>>38972276
you forgot to remove your autism. oh wait thats never gonna happen teehee xD b urself anon!1!!11!
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>>38972276
>just be kind and make them laugh, Anon.
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Who else is finally going insane?
>tfw laughed at the word "trans fats" for 5 minutes
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>>38972263
This thread made me burst into laughter for 15 seconds straight
I think I'm with you buddy
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>>38972284
Fucking same bro. Yipee
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>>38972284
This post made me laugh for 10 seconds straight
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I want to change my name to Douglas
thoughts? Douglas is such a cool name.
>holy shit dude it's Douglas!
fuck I can't wait to be Douglas
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what the heck dudes.
you don't think Douglas is a cool name?
what's wrong with you?
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>>38972216
My uncle is named Douglas and both his kids have autism.
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>>38972216
>changing your name
Don't be a fag, just have a baby boy and name him Douglas.
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ITT: Moment you felt like the best person ever 2017-08-10 05:21:32 Post No.38972181
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ITT: Moment you felt like the best person ever
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>be me in school
>in line for lunch
>innocent qt3.14 girl that always seems sad in front of me
>she orders something but they give her the wrong thing (I forgot what)
>she's too autistic to speak up about it
>she starts to tear up
>I notice
>I tell the lunch lady what she wanted and they change it
>she looks at me teary eyed and says "thank you anon"
>"I-it's not a big deal"
>felt like a fucking hero
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>>38972181
you forgot
>wake up
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>>38972181
>be me
>2008
>lonely 14 year old
>crushing on qt3.14 for 2 years
>don't talk to her because I wouldn't want anyone else to have to deal with me
>one day she says with a smile to me "Hi anon!"
>I stutter and mutter back a hi
>holyshit.jpg
>she has a boyfriend a year later
It still bothers me late at night that I didn't do much despite her giving me attention.
And that's the closest I've ever gotten to getting a girlfriend.
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>>38972181
>Be me first week of highschool
>Everyone went to this weird food fair during lunch
>qt emo girl that ive been talking too lightly grabs me by the arm because she wants me to see something
>Feel like an irresistable sex god
I had a jacket on and it only lasted for a Couple of seconds but it was the first and last time a girl willingly touched me.
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Miss my ex
Thinking about killing myself , how do I get passed this?
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>>38972089
Just kill yourself. Shes probably fucking some other guy now.
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>>38972151
I want to get passed this not wallow in it
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>>38972168
Talk to her or something. I dont know, im good giving suicide advices.
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does any have or have had chad tier friends? 2017-08-10 05:12:40 Post No.38972042
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does any have or have had chad tier friends?
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if so how was it, and why were they even your friend?
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Had 2 chad friends
I tried to emulate how they acted because I thought that's how you're supposed to get girls.
It created a monster inside me and I'm still trying to purge that redpill.
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I've had many chad friends
my best friend is chad- not top teir though
its... its something
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>>38972042
Cyborg KHHV. I get mogged by my best friend.
>Asian, 5'8"
>blond white 6'4"
>girls associate me as "chad's friend"
>girls think I'm shorter than I am because chad towers over me
>help Chad with studies because he's a friend
>better marks than me, even though I help him study
>help him do his homework when he's "busy" and fucking Staceys
>I'm lucky if I even get looked in the eye by mutual female friends in chad's presence
I'm getting cucked left and right it feels natural now. Sudoku is eminent.
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how to deal with internet and videogame addiction? i am 27, dropped out of colleges twice. i spend all day browsing 4chan, news sites, watching documantaries, and of course playing videogames. i tried multiple times blocking all timewasting websites and deleting all games, and always manage to stay like that for weeks before relapsing. i literally get angry and anxious as i have an urge for some adrenalin. things i tried as replacement:
>watching movies
- doesn't leave me with a feeling of satisfaction. i literally feel the same way i felt just before the film
>reading books
- same as films but only worse
>painting
- i have clumsy fingers and get mad and give up
>masturbating for hours
- wrist hurts eventually and feel tired and shitty after orgasm
>sports
- needs friends
>social life
- sucks. i hate most people
>watching sports
- same as films but slightly better
>getting a gf
- failed multiple times and drove me into depression. best i got is a girl answering my call once. rest of girls only texting
i wont try alcohol or drugs. am i fucked forever? should i just work some shit job that doesnt need a degree and keep gaming and wasting my life?
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Have you tried a firm handshake?
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>>38972134
before dropping me out of college, the head of the computer science faculty gave me a firm handshake and told me to come back when i get more serious about life
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you should consider drugs
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What do you think about QT's getting work done?
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l hate women so fucking much
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Who gives a shit what they do? Fuck off normalfag
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She didn't end up like MJ, so that's a plus. She must have been flat as a board. They're really modest implants, unless they're still taped up for healing or something. Intriguing she didn't end up as Frankenstein but otherwise nothing really remarkable.
She's a 6-7 on a good day I guess.
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what does a gal have to do to get a qt lesbot gf nowadays?
also, lesbot general in case there's any others on this board (not likely)
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...
Does bi count?
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>>38971890
have a read of this you stupid dyke >>38971367. now fuck off back to /lgbt/
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I feel bad for lesbots. At least het girls on here are common enough for people to meet each other.
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how does this make you feel whities?
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>>38971795
How does what make me feel? I can't see anything.
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Damn she's p ugly
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>>38971795
I get the feeling that this is taken out of context.
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>tfw no belly gf thread 2017-08-10 04:56:01 Post No.38971726
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>that feel when no fat gf who lets you play with her gut flab
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This is not sexy
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BBW is the only fetish worse than scat
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All I want in life is a fat gf. All I want.
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Kicked out of the house 2017-08-10 04:49:20 Post No.38971619
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I'm getting kicked out of the house and I don't know what to do. I'm a 20 year old social retard and I've been diagnosed with depression and social anxiety. I'm broke but I do have a 401K that my parents set up for me about 5-6 years ago, I have no idea how much is in there but I'm guessing a few thousand. My only options are to go to a homeless shelter and get on welfare, or to join the military. I'm fit but I'm also on a shitload of SSRI's right now and I'm concerned about how I'll keep my shit together in boot camp without them. Ideally I'd like to join the Air Force but, if I can't get in I'll join the Navy. I took a practice ASVAB a long time ago at a recruitment center and although I don't remember the exact score I remember that I did very well on it so I'm confident that as long as I bullshit my way through MEPS I should be fine at least until I start to feel the effects of not taking my meds. You guys are the closest thing I have to a friend and I don't know what the fuck to do. I'm terrified, angry at myself and my parents and disappointed that I've managed to fuck up my life so badly. I'll take any advice or help I can get because I really don't know what to do.
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Do you not have a job? you're 20 and live at your parents house, what have you been doing all these years??
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>>38971656
I've had multiple jobs over the years but I keep getting fired from them because I'm a nervous wreck that can't interact with someone normally to save my life. I've been going to the local community college after I graduated high school and ended up failing and retaking some classes. I'm still about a 1.5-2 years from getting my AA in Accounting.
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>>38971702
>I'm still about a 1.5-2 years from getting my AA in Accounting.
isn't an associates degree 2 years though
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>almost 28
>life has lost most of its flavor
That's the only way I can describe it.
Can we get a 25+ thread going?
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>>38971596
yesterday was my 25th birthday. I have no job, no friends, never had a gf or sex. But hey, now I can post in these threads, hurrah for me!
Give it to me straight /r9k/, there's no way of fixing my shit at this point, right?
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>>38971909
I've read stories of people much older than you turning it around. Hang in there bros, I love you all more than you'd ever know
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Killing myself next week on my 26th birthday, wish me luck
>nuclear war is ahead of us
thank god I voted for that orange fuck. The world is ending, lads. the pain will finally end
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>>38971590
>North Korea
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's literally nothing.
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>>38971590
I can't wait. Please, Saint Mattis, drop some hot sticky loads all over those disgusting foreigners.
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>>38971590
Nothing's gonna happen, most likely.
But if it does....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
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Come September I can open carry. What blades are you bois sportin' :)
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>>38971562
Wrong board friend no robot carries around knifes
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>>38971618
What is katana
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>come September
Life won't exist in September m8
Jong Un is launching WWIII soon