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The next week I'm going to be a wagie for the first time in my life. Any advices?
I'm literally shaking right now
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its easy just do ur job okay and u don't have to say anything.
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>>36663927
pause for a second and think before you say literally anything and don't say anything that could ever be construed as even vaguely sexual or interested to any girls at all in any capacity.
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>>36663927
>shaking
Please do a good job of this when you're preparing my fries or I'll be having a word with your manager
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c-an some of you anons post pictures of your hands pleasei-i'm just lonely and think about manly hands all over my body
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>/r9k/
>manly
you would have a better luck in /fit/
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>>36663901
Cute fatty
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>>36663989
i feel like i'd get called a faggot more there than here..
>>36664046
ummmm
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How do you deal with being ugly, r9k?
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>>36663777
Why the long face?longfaceblox
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>>36663777
by growing my hair out long
i mean...i used to
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>>36663777
well if thats you in the pic op, you aren't that ugly. maybe try smiling next time?
t.bpd gaybot
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Saw this today on my way to work.
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wew
I'm glad I don't live in the US
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>>36663764
>step aside girls, the ALPHA MALE is back
i cringed
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>>36663764
That's an Autistmobile.
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Is it even possible to get a gf if I don't have a friendship circle?
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>>36663759
Is it possible to get a gf if I don't talk to anyone?
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Yeah, the two aren't mutually exclusive.
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>>36663759
Tinder, Okcupid etc
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I really, really hope karma, heaven and hell aren't real.
If they are, I'm so fucked
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>>36663739
Fuck you Ill mute you!
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Confess your sins my son. With greentext
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karma's probably real but I don't think it works the way that normies think it works
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Sup faggots.
Look at pic related (it's my back)
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How does it feel not to have a back like this?
>6'5 tall
>7.5 penis
>125 iq
How does it feel not to have these stats and a body like mine?
Apologize for being such betas.. NOW!
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I'm sorry, master. Can I lick your asshole now?
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how does it feel to have high lats and hardly any bicep/tricep definition
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>>36663799
aren't high lats better for aesthetics?
>Hey Anon, check this out!
PPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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>>36663610
WOAAAAH i wish i could piss like that.
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>>36663610
100% truth, if a girl did this to me i would not be aroused
i would not be disgusted
i would find no sexual component to this whatsoever even though her vagina is clearly visible
i would instead be completely blown away
that is an INSANE stream
people sometimes talk about how "terror" is the root word of "terrific," as in "inspiring of terror," but we think of it in a mostly positive context today.
this is kind of like that
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>>36663754
What a thoughtful post about a woman pissing in an amusing fashion.
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THIS IS WHAT ROASTIES DO IN DISCORD REEEEEE
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Men are just toys to women, go fucking figure huh?
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are we supposed to care
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If you can talk to a woman long enough to buy them gift you are a normalfag
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>sleeping pattern is stuffed up
>have to waste time between classes
>go into the uni library where they have group booth things
>sit down and lurk r9k on my laptop
>fall asleep face down into the keyboard
>wake up laying down in the booth with a pillow
>look around a little
>the pillow is a scrunched up blue woollen jumper
>there is a girl sitting right next to me
>"good afternoon sleepy head!"
>cannot_handle_social_interaction_err
>grab my bag and spaghetti away
>notice that my laptop has already been neatly packed into my bag
>i also slept through my class
>go home and try and forget the traumatic experience
>come sunday i notice a strange text file in my home folder
>it's a telephone number
>"this is just in case you are in a hurry when you wake up! you should maybe ring it if you are bored or anything"
what do?
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>>36663600
call that number, you socail retard!
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I'm praying this isn't fake.
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Dope story, i should try this. You didnt leave r9k open right?
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>tons of lonely anons
>tons of lonely femanons
>create dating site for anon
what could possibly go wrong?
do you think a dating site made by anon for anon will be appreciated?
is this THE BEST idea, or am I being autistic again?
please tell me and give me some feedback, cause I really don't know..
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I see it as an experiment, if enough anons join, the site will stay and it will grow and much dating will be had, if not, nothing of value was lost.
>sign up completely anonymously
only anons with profile pics will show up in search though
>you don't even need verified mail
just remember fake mail for later login
>pick location so others can actually find you
but you don't have to for only checking out the site
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>>36663585
>tons of lonely femanons
lolno
4chan is a sausagefest, and most femanons would not date a guy from /r9k/.
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The worst thing that could possibly happen is that in this sea of social rejects and generally fucked up people at least ONE of us is a serial killer in the making, and would probably stalk and murder anyone who gave them a chance.
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I think I'm pretty moe 2017-04-30 09:48:57 Post No.36663540
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I have a taciturn personality and a pair of big boobs just like asaki
I think that is pretty moe for an anime character
Why don't people like me?
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you might just be boring
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>>36663540
Tits or gtfo
Origi
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>>36663540
Cuz Rei was a cold, emotionless being. Maybe so are you
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I-I-I'm looking for a daddy but I don't know if I'll ever find my daddy.
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>>36663528
where did your daddy go sweet boy?
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>>36663528
Jesus. Shut the fuck up and deliver my letter, you whiny little bitch. And stop crying so damn much.
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>>36664090
sniff sniff but I lost my daddy and I'm scare'd he'll never come back
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You're not a robot unless you're boring
If you:
>have any kind of hobby or talent even if it's vidya
>have a body type that can't be described as "average"
>have a face that can't be described as average"
>have a unique hair or eye colour
>have any kind of interest in anything
>are any kind of minority or special snowflake
>have any distinguishing features (even if they make you ugly)
>do drugs or drink alcohol for fun
>have goals and achievements
>get/got good grades
>have a job that is in any way interesting or stimulating
>are a neet
You are not a robot.
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If you post on r9k you're not a robot
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>>36663532
Not true but if you follow any kind of "r9k culture" then you are not a true robot.
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If you are not illiterate you are not a real robot
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You can maintain eye contact with this qt right /r9k/? You're not autistic are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw
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>>36663345
I can't even keep eye contact with the fucking thumbnail.
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Normal conversations with women I can. Being intimate however I do struggle.
One of the joys of being a virgin.
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im in love now